**** Nuts in May cash thread ****

[orangepeeleo]

I think peels was there on 5nl last year and get a prize like $200+ and was not on the winning table.

Yeah I was grinding 5nl for like 2 hrs before the milestone hit and got about $330 iirc Think that was a mix of vpps earned at tables and a payoff for being on a 5nl table

 

[DunningKruger]

Yup lol, guy sitting out was going on about joker stars for like 2 hours then say out to take a piss lol he blew up so bad

 

[Logan2]

How much this time duggs?

mbn to hit not one but twice, that´s sick.

big one should hit soon, maybe in the morning really early.


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[duggs]

670, for around 1k between them

 

[duggs]

https://www.cardschat.com/showthread.php?t=245593

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

^ I contributed

 

[Ducky7]

owned

PokerStars - $0.50 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (MP): $53.00
CO: $68.48 (VPIP: 30.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, hands: 10)
BTN: $60.56 (VPIP: 18.18, PFR: 8.26, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 126)
SB: $58.80 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 16.67, Hands: 13)
BB: $50.75 (VPIP: 30.23, PFR: 21.32, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 262)
UTG: $50.00 (VPIP: 17.27, PFR: 13.64, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 112)

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has A:diamond: Q:spade:

fold, Hero raises to $1.50, CO raises to $3.75, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $9.00, CO calls $5.25

Flop: ($18.75, 2 players) K:club: 6:club: K:heart:
Hero bets $7.00, CO raises to $19.76, Hero calls $12.76

Turn: ($58.27, 2 players) 7:spade:
Hero checks, CO bets $27.88, Hero calls $24.24 and is all-in

River: ($106.75, 2 players) J:spade:

Hero shows A:diamond: Q:spade: (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 69%, Flop 49%, Turn 67%)
CO shows 9:club: A:club: (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 31%, Flop 51%, Turn 33%)
Hero wins $104.25


in b4 call is lol bad

 

[loafes]

You still play cash? I thought you were like a tourney reg now

 

[Ducky7]

You still play cash? I thought you were like a tourney reg now

only for SCOOPs obvs

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Wait do you know this person? LOL at 10-hand sample.

 

[Ducky7]

Nope just believe hes FOS

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

NFD = FOS

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

also someone teach me how to play live, i'm ****ing awful its a joke

 

[xdeucesx]

also someone teach me how to play live, i'm ****ing awful its a joke

1. Peddle the nuts
2. Repeat
3. Profit

 

[xdeucesx]

NFD = FOS

lol I imagine this is how Ducky's mind works

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

well he opens 98o from EP in FR and turn top 2 against the biggest whale I've ever played against in my life so what do I know

Deuces come to England and be my mentor please

1. Peddle the nuts
2. Repeat
3. Profit

retards have decided I'm a nit so now I get folds a load pre/post, it ****ing sucks I either get 62o or JJ+ I don't get SC's like ever to see a flop with -.-

 

[hackmeplz]

Just win a pot or two with a bs hand and show it, they'll remember it and no longer think you're a nit ez game.

 

[loafes]

You know I'm surprised I was ever beating 2-16 NL at all when I keep doing retarded shit like this.

It's a massive leak not folding spots like this where I know I'm basically always beat. Villain has basically 100% boats on the turn with maybe A10 once every hundred years or so. As for pre, I'm not normally opening so wide UTG but this is zoom and 5 nl and I think people are playing quite tight so opening something like K10s can't be too bad can it? Or should I field UTG because of reverse implied odds?


*Hold'em No Limit, $0.02 / $0.05 (6-handed) - Played on pokerstars. Converted by GrinderSchool's Hand History Converter

Seat 1: Btn ($5.40 in chips)
Seat 2: SB ($10.73 in chips)
Seat 3: BB ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: HERO (UTG) ($5.29 in chips)
Seat 5: MP ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: CO ($5.34 in chips)

SB posts small blind $0.02
BB posts big blind $0.05

PreFlop: Dealt to HERO [K

T

]
HERO raises to $0.15, 4 folds, BB calls $0.10

*** FLOP *** Q

A

J

(Pot=$0.32)
BB checks, HERO bets $0.20, BB calls $0.20

*** TURN *** A

(Pot=$0.72)
BB checks, HERO bets $0.40, BB raises to $1.15, HERO calls $0.75

*** River *** 8

(Pot=$3.02)
BB bets $3.50(AI), HERO calls $3.50

*** Showdown *** (Pot=$10.02)
BB shows [A

Q

]
HERO shows [K

T

]

BB wins $9.60

 

[Ducky7]

Still lol'ing about last night

lets talk about the 55 hand Haydn show everyone on CC the master of the value bet

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

Still lol'ing about last night

lets talk about the 55 hand Haydn show everyone on CC the master of the value bet

yeah i misclick live like its my job

 

[erlanditas]

You know I'm surprised I was ever beating 2-16 NL at all when I keep doing retarded shit like this.

It's a massive leak not folding spots like this where I know I'm basically always beat. Villain has basically 100% boats on the turn with maybe A10 once every hundred years or so. As for pre, I'm not normally opening so wide UTG but this is zoom and 5 nl and I think people are playing quite tight so opening something like K10s can't be too bad can it? Or should I field UTG because of reverse implied odds?


*Hold'em No Limit, $0.02 / $0.05 (6-handed) - Played on PokerStars. Converted by GrinderSchool's Hand History Converter

Seat 1: Btn ($5.40 in chips)
Seat 2: SB ($10.73 in chips)
Seat 3: BB ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: HERO (UTG) ($5.29 in chips)
Seat 5: MP ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: CO ($5.34 in chips)

SB posts small blind $0.02
BB posts big blind $0.05

PreFlop: Dealt to HERO [K

T

]
HERO raises to $0.15, 4 folds, BB calls $0.10

*** FLOP *** Q

A

J

(Pot=$0.32)
BB checks, HERO bets $0.20, BB calls $0.20

*** TURN *** A

(Pot=$0.72)
BB checks, HERO bets $0.40, BB raises to $1.15, HERO calls $0.75

*** River *** 8

(Pot=$3.02)
BB bets $3.50(AI), HERO calls $3.50

*** Showdown *** (Pot=$10.02)
BB shows [A

Q

]
HERO shows [K

T

]

BB wins $9.60

Why Q

can't be Q

?

 

[Ducky7]

9k pulled a 50 year old Chinese woman last night also

hence why he played bad coz her love distracted him?

who wants le pic

 

[WVHillbilly]

9k pulled a 50 year old Chinese woman last night also

hence why he played bad coz her love distracted him?

who wants le pic

Post it if he won't get too jealous. A young hot 50 year old might even pull Jagsti back into the thread.

 

[Ducky7]

Post it if he won't get too jealous. A young hot 50 year old might even pull Jagsti back into the thread.

Nah Jagsti is still depressed after John tried to steal his wife

im guessing it worked since he's disappeared off the face of the planet

 

[Ducky7]

#Haydnshotties