**** Nuts in May cash thread ****

[Ducky7]

if you are gonna make that kind of joke at least use a capital in my name

also its Dan and Haydn

 

[xdeucesx]

Haydn > Dan

 

[Marginal]

Well the man in te relationship gets the capital. Hence Haydn and dan

 

[xdeucesx]

Well the man in te relationship gets the capital. Hence Haydn and dan

zing

 

[Ducky7]

-.- why am i always prejudiced is it coz Haydn is black and ya'll dont want to be racist

 

[Marginal]

Im black.... your logic is invalid.

 

[LuckyChippy]

Oh my God Margo you can't just call people an invalid.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Oh my God Margo you can't just call you people an invalid.

You people? What do you mean, YOU people?!

 

[Marginal]

You people? What do you mean, YOU people?!

What do you mean, YOU people?

 

[hackmeplz]

$3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

Hero (BB): $855.50 (142.6 bb)
UTG: $753.43 (125.6 bb)
MP: $2,069.18 (344.9 bb)
CO: $736 (122.7 bb)
BTN: $1,289.01 (214.8 bb)
SB: $775 (129.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6:club: 6:spade:
4 folds, SB raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($36) 4:heart: 4:club: 4:spade: (2 players)
SB bets $27, Hero calls $27

Turn: ($90) 6:heart: (2 players)
SB bets $84, Hero raises to $184, SB raises to $730 and is all-in, Hero calls $546

River: ($1,550) A:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

[spoil]Results: $1,550 pot ($5 rake)
Final Board: 4:heart: 4:club: 4:spade: 6:heart: A:club:
Hero showed 6:club: 6:spade: and won $1,545 ($770 net)
SB showed 8:heart: 9:diamond: and lost (-$775 net)

 

[Mr Sandbag]

LOL. That's a good way to punt 100bb+.

NH.

 

[loafes]

$3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

Hero (BB): $855.50 (142.6 bb)
UTG: $753.43 (125.6 bb)
MP: $2,069.18 (344.9 bb)
CO: $736 (122.7 bb)
BTN: $1,289.01 (214.8 bb)
SB: $775 (129.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6<font color='black'>♣</font> 6<font color='black'>♠</font>
4 folds, SB raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($36) 4<font color='red'>♥</font> 4<font color='black'>♣</font> 4<font color='black'>♠</font> (2 players)
SB bets $27, Hero calls $27

Turn: ($90) 6<font color='red'>♥</font> (2 players)
SB bets $84, Hero raises to $184, SB raises to $730 and is all-in, Hero calls $546

River: ($1,550) A<font color='black'>♣</font> (2 players, 1 is all-in)

[spoil]Results: $1,550 pot ($5 rake)
Final Board: 4<font color='red'>♥</font> 4<font color='black'>♣</font> 4<font color='black'>♠</font> 6<font color='red'>♥</font> A<font color='black'>♣</font>
Hero showed 6<font color='black'>♣</font> 6<font color='black'>♠</font> and won $1,545 ($770 net)
SB showed 8<font color='red'>♥</font> 9<font color='red'>♦</font> and lost (-$775 net)

LOL once hand

Although I'm a bit curious about how you play it if you don't hit the 6. I assume you're just calling down, but does villain ever make you fold if he triple bar tells certain turn and rivers?

 

[hackmeplz]

LOL once hand

Although I'm a bit curious about how you play it if you don't hit the 6. I assume you're just calling down, but does villain ever make you fold if he triple bar tells certain turn and rivers?

Yeah not really sure obviously the 6 makes it so I beat a lot more combos lol.

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

Ducky confirmed biggest spewtard in the history of the game

iso BTN vs straddle w/ 74s bet/call flop bet turn overbet jam river K88TQ w/ BDF (he didn't have a flush) vs a random

 

[hackmeplz]

retards have decided I'm a nit so now I get folds a load pre/post, it ****ing sucks I either get 62o or JJ+ I don't get SC's like ever to see a flop with -.-

Maybe you should try doing stuff like this?

Ducky confirmed biggest spewtard in the history of the game

iso BTN vs straddle w/ 74s bet/call flop bet turn overbet jam river K88TQ w/ BDF (he didn't have a flush) vs a random

 

[Ducky7]

it was a rainbow flop

the only time he'd straddled and i got a read

 

[Ducky7]

Also sorry cash players but i need to bink

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/poker-staking-64/ducky-gukpt-stake-thread-245824/

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

Maybe you should try doing stuff like this?

I get hero'd, even w/ my image

+ I'm not as good as Ducky obv because he's the best at everything apparently

 

[Marginal]

9k for ****s sake

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Can you guys seriously make a ducky vs. 9k flame thread or something? It's getting old in here

As for ducky being spewy, is this news? I'm confused. Also not trying to be rude but complaining about being card dead live is like complaining that the sun is hot. It's embedded into the game. Especially for anyone who's ever played online, it's gonna feel like someone's peeling your skin off using a rusty knife.

 

[xdeucesx]

Did you already blow your 9k score ducky? Zero chance I'm backing you, you've already used your one time

 

[Mr Sandbag]

I didn't know it was possible to NOT be card dead in live games.

 

[hackmeplz]

I get hero'd, even w/ my image

+ I'm not as good as Ducky obv because he's the best at everything apparently

Maybe you should stop eating oreos when you play then.

 

[dj11]

But the sun is hot!

 

[DunningKruger]

Zach dropping Rounders references like it's his job.