What is your definition of a donk? I hear a lot of chat about this donk and that donk and just want to know the opinions of what a donk is.
Yeah, this pretty much sums up my view of what a donk (donkey) is to me.
via:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poker donkey
The poker donkey has replaced
the poker fish. In the olden days of poker (before 1999) the bad players were called fish. Now a days they are called a donkey.
A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a
gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their
gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a
fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect
odds and hit their miracle card.
A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.
But, like all donkeys they finally end up
on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will
dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.
Whether you are playing
poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.
That guy is a ****ing poker donkey. If I ever
play cards like those, I'd be
a donkey.
You won that hand playing like a donkey.