A secret little magical cosmic squirrel that sits on your shoulder and whispers to you very helpful little pep-talks etc. at opportune and key moments!
People would likely complain about this apparent unfair advantage but fortunately it's a cosmic squirrel so therefore has the ability to remain invisible and unheard to everyone else but me...
As long as I don't forget myself and foolishly mention the little scamp to anyone in a momentary oversight, it should all be fine!
Apologies for instigating any caffeine sprinkler systems over electronic devices..! 😮Gotta admit this was great, funniest thing I've read here so far and I now realize thinking back it's been quite awhile since I've had to clean coffee from desk and monitor like I just had to do. Thanks for that little trip threw history I didn't need .
More importantly I want me one of them dam squirrels.
Cheers!!!
Fixed my post...Dedication -A secret little magical cosmic squirrel that sits on your shoulder and whispers to you very helpful little pep-talks etc. at opportune and key moments!
People would likely complain about this apparent unfair advantage but fortunately it's a cosmic squirrel so therefore has the ability to remain invisible and unheard to everyone else but me...
As long as I don't forget myself and foolishly mention the little scamp to anyone in a momentary oversight, it should all be fine!
HiI can add Calculation to the list..