#1 – Don’t tap the glass.
This usually isn’t a problem. The tilting jerks giving out the “lessons” are not really helping their opponent in any meaningful way, often because they don’t know WTF they’re doing either.
#2 – Don’t talk about a poker hand you're not in.
This is definitely annoying. Especially annoying when you’ve stolen the password to the tournament in the first place (this happened to me yesterday on a PS FR).
#3 – Do not be abusive or use profanities in the chat.
One hopes for this, but it cannot realistically be expected. People (I’m beginning to think the majority of people – at least online) are assholes. I miss the days of the “Contact Moderator” button on
pokerstars. I never used it myself, but when someone became racist, vulgar, or otherwise abusive, a mod would always show up.
#4 – Do not give an indication of the hand you folded.
See #2 above. Jerk steals PW then announces that he folded JJ to an AI reraise that I have to decide whether to call or not.
#5 – Keep up with the action.
This is the one for me. I understand that there are reasons for playing at a very slow pace. If you would like to play at a faster pace, but there is a legitimate reason why you cannot, then just do your best. Some people obviously have no reason other than it being part of their game play. I have suffered through members on CC games that take the full time, every action, until they are sat out and folded or called, then immediately jump right back into active mode for the next (same if they called) action where they do exactly the same thing, again, and again. If they had been desperate to beat the bubble or ladder up, I would have understood, but they were not. The examples I’m thinking of were all at points in the tourney when it made no sense to stall, unless that’s just what you wanted to do. This is exceedingly rude. This is the opposite of good
online poker etiquette.
This behaviour is however, surpassed in the rudeness scale (and the stupid scale) by the player I like to call the “Sadistic Staller”. They get peeved that someone is acting too slowly. They berate the person who is acting slowly. There is usually no response from the slow player. The Sadistic Staller then proceeds to take every available second to act (as I have described in the previous paragraph). They get all puffed up and say stuff like “THERE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!?!?”, completely ignoring the fact that their obtuse nature allows them to treat everyone at the table (usually a 7 innocent to 1 victim ratio) in the same manner that pissed them off in the first place. These people are reprehensible human beings. This is one of the times that I think “OMFG, this person may actually be a parent, raising children to be monsters just like them!”
#6 – Do not slowroll your opponent.
This is a little harder to do online than live. If the situation arises and it can be considered an “opportunity” then you’ve got a decision to make.