How to play against beautiful women?

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On the contrary, when a beautiful woman next to it inspires, adrenaline itself rushes to freedom, and then it is necessary to attack.
 
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If I like a woman, I'll be sorry to take her chips. It is good that there are not so many beautiful girls at the tables.:)
 
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When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.


Well said :)

Treat the beautiful woman as if she is any other player and do your best to play a tough game of poker against her.

Most likely everyone else in the room is thinking those first thoughts you mentioned and the answer to them is most likely 'no, she's not interested, she's already got someone in her life'

so rather than drive yourself crazy, yes, just keep it simple and play poker :)
 
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Pretty girls are wonderful, but at the table, for me there are only my opponents. My goal is to win.


I am glad to hear this. I wish more men would think that!!!
 
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All I have at my tables are
a bunch of Donald trumps and kim jong un's!

Then again, I play at ACR. A couple of pretty faces would be a welcome change of pace.
 
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Welp, reading the newest replies, these threads never fail to disappoint. Mansplaining, objectification and tmi, oh my.:congrats:
Maybe copies of Qui magazine might help some, the issues from the late 70's early 80's are the best imho. :p

:hmmmm: :bandit:


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When you comin over for a drink.


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When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.
It can be helpfull, staring in great tits while someone is wants to get a read from you :D
 
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When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.


Same way as she were the ugliets man....
 
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I play dicks the same way I play tits.
 
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I remember seeing a youtube vid of Barry Greenstein trying to keep his eyes off Jen Tilly's boobies. It was funny.
 
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Not going to lie. This is a very strange question. I am not going to analyze it though but,....yeah
In poker at the virtual or felt tables, there are only opponents. Doesn't mean you can't have a nice communal experience and pleasant time but in the game you are competing for monetary gains in a battle royal.

This question doesn't even compute.
 
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most women dress provocativly while they play to get your men like you off their game.

Don't be weak
Put it to them. Take their money and laugh cause you didn't fall for it. Unless it is Maria Ho. Then I could understand.
 
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Of course a lot of play and hope to receive compensation at night (just kidding) You just have to play poker as usual!
 
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You must only looking at the boobs hihi

Women are good psychologists
 
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I develop a mutual relationship with them. I understand that they are only interested in me for my chips, and I am only interested in them for theirs.

Although this is the same relationship I have with everyone.
 
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When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.


imagine that she will llook like a mummy in 50 years, should help :)
 
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First, one must have priority. What he sat down to play whether to win or to take down.It is a shame to think if anyone finds you attractive
 
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Enjoy it. I would love to play with pretty sexy woman.
 
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I would say if you have a hand that is suitable to your position at the table you use your chips to bet and see what happens should She call , see what the flop brings and consider if a C-bet makes sense which it usually does from there on you just play as you would do anyway..... hope i was able to help ;)
 
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Before you need to see first of all the player and not the woman
 
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I don't see any problem playing against beautiful woman I mean, it still an enemy for me. If you can't control yourself, I recommend you to don't look at her idk lmao
 
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She's not a woman when you play together. She's just a 'money sucker'.
But after finishing game, you just ask her phone number.
 
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I agree with Todd Witteles (radio host and bracelet winner), woman especially beautiful / young ones have many advantages at the poker tables.
(But there are not sooo many girls/women in poker anyways).
Often the guys are distracted and confused, softplay her, friendly show cards, defend the woman aginst other players (regardless if the girl is right or wrong), and many other things...all guys think they have a chance to go out with her after the game or something. :) In chess it is even crazier, i have seen tornaments with 200 guys and one girl (not so beautiful and also not a strong player lets say) and shes treated like a super interesting model queen with big crowds around her board .)
On top of that the chance is 100x higher to get a sponsor deal than a 40 year old guy, who could be way better in poker theory and practice than the girl.
But the chances of going out with the girl are higher, if you are not playing the nice guy like all the other players :) i think, but i can be wrong
 
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I will say one thing - if you are weak and cannot resist the girls, you better not play! :)
 
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