How to play against beautiful women?

[IsidorDunkan]

I would love to flirt with a beautiful girl at the table, why not?:handkiss:

 

[PLAYFUL1]

I am that beautiful lady at the table and I always flirt back lol

 

[betang]

Normal. you just play the way you play against everybody.

 

[Dlbcanuck]

I don't know about you,but in my case,seeing a beautiful women helps me concentrate )

Are you concentrating on poker at that point?

 

[Batarang96]

And some men pretend to be women. In some case it works since some men hate to be bluffed by women. You can value bet more and bigger and still get calls.

One of my usernames are also an unisex name. Have been hit on several times (I'm a 250 pound male).

I expected to get nothing but giggles from this thread, but that is actually very insightful/clever. Thank you for sharing.

 

[Batarang96]

And like some people have touched on, it is scientifically proven that young men tend to engage in more risky behavior when in the presence of women whom they find attractive.

So that's a reason to bring your lady to the table (if she's easy on the eyes).

 

[vadimcs1495]

This is not a problem for me. I only play online, so I don't care what my opponents look like.

 

[riverokker]

It's easy to play against beautiful women. Just ignore them . Let everyone at the table give them attention. Ignore them and crush them and take all their chips. Good Luck At The Tables.

 

[tmsr]

When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.

If I could roll my eyes into the back of my head, I would. This is a preposterous question. Get over yourself lol.

 

[Gaviria8]

Don't pay attention, she will be surprised with you!

 

[Ranish625]

Against a beautiful woman, you need to play very nice, so she went crazy with you and your game

 

[Maple_syrup]

When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.

Just be gay

 

[Cdub512]

Don't let her looks make you play different. She's a player like anyone else. Eye candy is nice, but she is there to take your chips!

 

[Aprendiz_Edu]

I haven't played a live tournament yet, but when I participate I think I won't have any problems, I'll be focused on the game, and another is just a very beautiful woman.

 

[BoyNamedSude]

I fixate on the boobies, just so I can occupy the unused brain cells whilst the game goes on... because lets face it, if a Lady comes to the table with her stuffs on display, i'm going to do the honourable thing and offer her the attention she desires...

 

[wyoming4paul]

Just stare at her when you're not in the hand.

 

[Wukongggg]

I've got one tip for you - Just masturbate befor tournament. Easy and fast

 

[Trillian]

I actually play better and am more focused when a beautiful woman is at the table because I want to impress her lol. Few things can be more impressive than winning lots of money. A beautiful woman at the table to inspire you to play at your best could never hurt. I wish it happened more often.

Try to impress her with your skilled game...

After you won everyone elses money a the table you will automatically be the only one who can invite her for a drink afterwards

Worked very well for Phil Laak, although one part of the equation didn't work at all, since his clothing didn't change much.

 

[ventrolloquist]

When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.

You can just tease her by stealing all her chips confidently? Lol [emoji41]

 

[DizzyDeb717]

When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAA!! you sir, are a funny guy thanks for the laugh

 

[FrothyGoodness]

I play hard and aggressive , ill slap em around a few hands in hopes they are into that kind of stuff, then I will buy them a drink afterwards...with their money of course

 

[Maikychan]

I don't care if I'm playing against a beautiful woman or an ugly man, but of course it's interesting when a beautiful woman sits at the table...

 

[alienat3d]

Hmmm, first of all, I believe, this kind of scenario seems to be something rare, because of

• a) there are still much fewer women playing poker, as men;
• b) just a minority of them will be attractive for you;
• c) only a tiny part of them can play poker really good;
• d) and such an unicorn shall come to the same casino to play on the same day & same time and sit at your table.

I just wonder if it's actually more chances for making Straight Flush, rather than playing with such rare beautiful poker pro at the same table? :hmmmm2:

And on top of that, if you really "get lucky" to meet that unicorn, she probably would be really good at poker and having an edge against you, no matter if you starring at her or not.

Apart from those thoughts about probabilities, my answer - just play the game and stay focused. Any other distractions will bother your A-Game and you'll be losing EV. All the other things can wait until the game ends.

 

[belladonna05]

I'm just shocked to see this thread full of masturbation, fantasy, misogyny and objectification, just shocked I tell you!

 

[Zorba]

I'm just shocked to see this thread full of masturbation, fantasy, misogyny and objectification, just shocked I tell you!

I only looked in here as I saw that you posted in here, I had to see your reply to a thread with this title.
I cracked up when the OP's first thought was if the woman found him attractive, as if that is why she was at the venue.

I must admit that Jay's reply did give me a boyish giggle.

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