Terrible advice above. Join 4 tables of 2c 5c rush poker, with a min buy in of $2 at each one. Wait for aces or kings and shove it all-in. They always call.
Once doubled up to $4. Leave, and re join with another $2. You will soon see your overall $10 increase to $20.
I am DePokerGod. I wouldnt lie to you. GL man!
If you are 1:271 to AA and 1:271 to get KK, then you take the average amount of times it would take you to get one of those
hands, approx 2:271 or 1:135.5, you would fold 134 out of every 135 hands, of those 134 hands at a 9 handed game you have folded 134/9 times in each position, or roughly 15 times. That's 15 BBs, so 30c, 15 SBs, 15c, so our initial stack is down from the $2 buy in to $1.55. We go all in, and it's folded around, and we're stuck with $1.58. Having lost a total of 42c in order to play one hand of poker.
Or here's this one, we wait until we get AA after 135 hands, our stack is at $1.55. We go all in, and get called by KK. 80% of the time, we get $3.10, 20% of the time, we get nothing, and some obscure % of the time, we chop.
80% of $3.10 is $2.48 if my math is correct, so we risk our stack for to add .48c of
equity to it. But I don't know how to equate equity.
Now, on an unrelated note, that's not fun, just play micro tournaments, you actually get to play poker, instead of fold fold fold fold fold away big blinds, which even at that level can equate to tournament buy-ins.