Free coaching for full ring/ losers only apply

[DunningKruger]

Hello OP. I am a bad player and would love to take you up on your generous offer. Thank you.

When can we start?

 

[MisterLongFace]

i know this must mean im anal retentive, but it drives me crazy reading someone who uses "your" in place of "you're" and "you are" over and over again

 

[Deco]

i know this must mean im anal retentive, but it drives me crazy reading someone who uses "your" in place of "you're" and "you are" over and over again

Your right.

 

[WVHillbilly]

i know this must mean im anal retentive, but it drives me crazy reading someone who uses "your" in place of "you're" and "you are" over and over again

Your not the only one!

Ever notice no one ever messes up and uses yore? If it was still in common usage I'm sure we would have to deal with the days of your/you're.

 

[ovitoo]

Where not gonna take it!

 

[youregoodmate]

Nobody here is a loosing player

 

[orangepeeleo]

Teh gramar, police. are all loosers!!

 

[John A]

Top 10 funniest threads I've read in awhile. Thank you! Your the best (or you're, or yore... whatever).

 

[orangepeeleo]

3012/13 posts, when the **** did that happen lol

 

[youregoodmate]

3012/13 posts, when the **** did that happen lol

Just now...

 

[Marginal]

just lock the thread

 

[orangepeeleo]

Just now...

Lol

I have changed my avatar to celebrate, no strat posts from me

 

[ovitoo]

Has anyone one ever even heard of a "retired poker-pro" or is that what we're calling busto?

 

[John A]

Has anyone one ever even heard of a "retired poker-pro" or is that what we're calling busto?

No comment. Please hold all questions.

 

[coyotegal]

Typical bunch of nonsense but entertaining.

Poker ruins more lives than you guys expect. I would rather have beginners do something else before they get sucked into this game. Replying to the comment on, "but we need beginners so they feed the poker industry." This is exactly my point.

The rational that I would try to give free coaching to people who don't know any better is hilarious. I don't really see how this approach would work as a successful business model. I suppose later you could charge a few others some meager wage. Until everyone finds out your no good. I want to teach bad players because they need it the most. I actually want to help someone. If I was going to help a pro I would charge $100 a hour. I posted on a free forum because this is your greatest pool of bad players. People unwfilling to pay for a better site.

Yes yes conspiracy theories. I would use teamviewer and a bunch of my friends to gain a stack or two. Don't use teamviewer with me until you feel comfortable. There are many ways of coaching

I am offering a free service, if you are interested send me your results. Please don't post in here it will get lost. If we work together you will learn all about me. Why do I have to display every detail about myself of a public form. Would you guys like my Tax ID # to confirm winnings? If I display all my info you can use it against me to. Anyone consider that?

Would you guys even believe any results I post? I can put anything up here. Why would that matter?

Why don't you have a logical poker conversation with me. Decide for yourself. Isn't that what learning is all about? Just because some guy says he is the best ever your going to take every word to heart? I don't want to teach by rote learning. I want to teach you how to think like a poker player.

Oh man! People UNWILLING ..... oops I mean UNWFILLING... to pay for a better site???? Card Chats the best...... you better ask sumbody, man!

 

[Matt Vaughan]

In b4 OP banned and thread locked for calling this one of the best places to look for bad players.

 

[Beanfacekilla]

You guys are mean. He is obviously a super star.

He is just looking to help all of us bad players here at lowly Cardschat. Enlighten us all, Huha.

 

[micalupagoo]

to be fair....
you guys (and gals) are really bad players tho
Ive beaten you all, and I suck, so, do the math

 

[xdeucesx]

**** off OP

 

[TheKid84]

Anyone else envision Phil Hellmuth writing all of these in a drunken ftw state of mind on some dumb netbook after a horrible donk bad beat against him??

Confirmed - we are reading Phil's drunken rage.

 

[Blobweird123]

Shame I'm wasting my life away by playing like two tournaments a week for a few hours And maybe hit some cash tables once a week as well. My family only a sees me 6 nights a week. I only go to work when I'm scheduled to. I mean I'm throwin my whole life away and for what? A few measly bucks?? Huha pls help me take my life back before I lose everything, $2.20, $1.10 and $5.50 at a time!

 

[Poker Orifice]

just lock the thread

How are we supposed to apply for coaching

 

[MisterLongFace]

Your right.

Your not the only one!

Where not gonna take it!

Nobody here is a loosing player

Teh gramar, police. are all loosers!!

:banghead:

 

[Huha]

lol I'll accept this and end up playing zachvac HU

no not HU

A prop bet where I show you that I am a long term winning pro. Perhaps one where I turn losing players into winners?

 

[Huha]

No more students please

You can send me a PM in a couple weeks if still interested.