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the question is - how is a person similar in sex and poker ??? Is it possible to compare his behavior in love relationships and at the gaming table? Is it possible to make similar comparisons:cool::cool::cool:

Difficult to compare.

A person can have best results in poker if he is in relaxed state and of clear mind. An enjoyable sex can provide that relaxation and a refreshed mind. In that sense one can say that sex may be beneficial for playing poker.

But there is a big problem associated with it. Sex also brings with it tiredness, exhausted mind and body and sleepiness which are never helpful in playing good poker.
 
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Hi.
There is a very good quote that in my opinion is 100% true.
“Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing!” - Dutch Boyd
 
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if a person is active in sex, then he will aggressively play poker.:)
 
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If you lose in poker, it will result in bad sex. lol
 
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I was trying to get with this girl and all of the sudden suffered a bad beat.
 
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no comparison

no comparison between the two
 
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Some have a big stack some have a small stack, but they can both win! :p
 
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Poker is like sex. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. :cool::rolleyes::D
 
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no doubt poker is better !!!!)))))) in sex stretch the pleasure of maxim for half an hour. and in poker hours for 15. sex and poker did not immediately try. I really like it !!!! only spoil the day.:cool:
 
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poker - I fumble with my cards - I have Kings

sex - I fumble with her bra - I wish I was King
 
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I did not have such a question for me. I don’t see anything like it at all, or maybe it just didn’t occur to me to compare these actions with each other.
But, as they say, whoever hurts, talks about it.
 
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poker has nothing to do with sex. Sex is always liked and poker is sometimes very nervous
 
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Wise men say - lucky at cards, unlucky in love.
We often used the opposite saying while cheering the friend who had lost in a game - unlucky at cards, lucky in love.

But this is more about feelings than a physical recreation.
 
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Sex is a natural need of the human body.
Poker is an interesting game. I see nothing in common.
 
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Most men have to pay to play in both (one way or another).
 
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Let's see how many jokes I can make of this...

You can go bust by doing both.

It's easy to get addicted to both.

Never have men spent so much money two more things.

A good night at both can really make your head swell.

Both can have you pulling all nighter sessions.

People have died for both.

Annnnd we will finish with....

When you know you're about to get it in - it's hard to sit still and control yourself :)

Hope someone gets a laugh out of these.

:p to you guys who said there is no similarity
 
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In one we get nervous with anticipation and then suffer a let down. The other we figure we have no chance then get lucky.
Which one is what you have to figure out
 
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Both involve a BIG PAIR and someone having THE NUTS.
 
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Well once I did bang a chick and I remind myself I have an important match also, so this two comes in handy �� it's cool but my boy u need practice I mean is not that easy that it sounds muhahajajajja xD
 
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Well, I don't know how to play bluff in sex. There are also no strategies. They have nothing to do at all
 
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in my opinion this is not a compatible comparison:rolleyes:
 
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Some nonsense. These two things are not comparable at all.
 
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