*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

[Inscore77]

First cash session of 2009, so tilting

 

[cAPSLOCK]

with a cactus.

WOOF!

But here: FYP (picture)

 

[ChuckTs]

lol, can you tell I'm bitter towards party?

 

[cAPSLOCK]

lol, can you tell I'm bitter towards party?

Inactivity fees are just amazingly dumb. Party could only justify that sort of rape if they offered something over the top sites. They don't.

The result is exactly what you did.

It's minraising 72o on a AAK flop. You statty gents call it -EV.

 

[zachvac]

Wait, so they get an interest-free loan and then feel the need to charge you for letting them borrow your money??? That's beyond dumb. Pretty sure they could make at least a few percent in interest if they just put all the money into some interest account and then transferred when you wanted to cash out. Instead they charge you money for giving them an interest-free loan. That's pretty terrible business practice lol.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Did that video ever get released?

im like 95% sure it did unless i imagined watching it a few months ago >_>

 

[zachvac]

Yeah Chuck did an analysis of it for the FR. Then a bit later we did a 6max version and I just looked the other day and don't have the files on my hard drive anymore. I think I should still have all the emails though since I have gmail so I'll look and see if I can find that.

 

[switch0723]

yep.

Don't play for long enough, and they start taking money from your account in $7 chunks. For some reason it only happened for 2 months then it stopped for some unknown reason, but it's still ridiculous.

thats ummm kinda yeah...

Did anyone else almost buy the pokerstars monkey then think wtf am i doing?

also i hit a 1 outer today, shippety

 

[vanquish]

its so tempting to mass order the monkeys to get 100k FPPs

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Played under the influence of champagne tonight. Only a couple of bottles... It's really about self control.

PS. Don't try this at home.

 

[Monoxide]

PokerStars Game #23937193010: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2009/01/15 18:19:56 ET
Table 'Simonida II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: kobeyard85 ($2110 in chips)
Seat 2: HT-Max ($4796 in chips)
Seat 3: ADZ124 ($2949 in chips)
Seat 4: ChrisTC01 ($2128 in chips)
Seat 5: loolo111 ($2782 in chips)
Seat 6: tcblade ($2000 in chips)
ADZ124: posts small blind $10
ChrisTC01: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
loolo111: folds
tcblade: folds
kobeyard85: folds
HT-Max: raises $40 to $60
ADZ124: folds
ChrisTC01: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [6h 8s Qd]
ChrisTC01: checks
HT-Max: bets $100
ChrisTC01: raises $200 to $300
HT-Max: calls $200
*** TURN *** [6h 8s Qd] [4c]
ChrisTC01: checks
HT-Max: checks
*** RIVER *** [6h 8s Qd 4c] [6c]
ChrisTC01: checks
HT-Max: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChrisTC01: shows [Jh Th] (a pair of Sixes)
HT-Max: mucks hand
ChrisTC01 collected $727 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $730 | Rake $3
Board [6h 8s Qd 4c 6c]
Seat 1: kobeyard85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: HT-Max (button) mucked
Seat 3: ADZ124 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ChrisTC01 (big blind) showed [Jh Th] and won ($727) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: loolo111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: tcblade folded before Flop (didn't bet)


ChrisTC01 said, "valueraise imo"

Har Har. HAR HAR!

Crazyezestest

 

[c9h13no3]

Played under the influence of champagne tonight. Only a couple of bottles... It's really about self control.

PS. Don't try this at home.

If you're that nitty hammered, I don't wanna see your game sober.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

If you're that nitty hammered, I don't wanna see your game sober.

it's not that nitty for 100nl FR at FTP. A bit looser than most regs actually. And my stats are just identical when sober.

 

[c9h13no3]

it's not that nitty for 100nl FR at FTP. A bit looser than most regs actually. And my stats are just identical when sober.

1) Anyone who runs under a VPIP of what I run at will be called a nit. Anyone with a VPIP higher than mine is a fish.

2) You obviously weren't drunk

 

[eNTy]

How many BB's Is your standard raise pre flop?

4bb+1bb for every limper. It was the same at 25nl.

From what I hear from other players that's standard.

But it usually gets screwed up a bit when I use potbet script.
(when playing on party)

 

[KingCurtis]

still looking for a sweat session

 

[jewboy07]

hey Vanq have you ever made/thought about makin a vid of you playing?

 

[Chris_TC]

ChrisTC01 said, "valueraise imo"

Har Har. HAR HAR!

Crazyezestest

I is good at reading hands.

Soooooo, I wonder, how balla is it to say that I'm glad to be stuck only $3K? Cause I really am. Glad, that is.

 

[vanquish]

hey Vanq have you ever made/thought about makin a vid of you playing?

i've thought about it and decided not to

 

[jewboy07]

i've thought about it and decided not to

any particular reason (sorry for being nosey)

 

[blankoblanco]

because he sucks at poker

 

[Jagsti]

1) Anyone who runs under a VPIP of what I run at will be called a nit. Anyone with a VPIP higher than mine is a fish.

$1k days are sooooo nice, there are too many graphs in this thread already so I'm sure you'll trust me

 

[switch0723]

loool i see what you did there

 

[ChuckTs]

I think vanq's worried ppl will get voice detection cia software, find his true identity and post it for all to see. We will never know anything about vanquish aside from the fact that he came from some part of the largest country in the world and plays poker.

 

[blankoblanco]

no, i'm pretty sure it's because he sucks at poker