I just emailed a friend about drinking and playing poker, here's a cut and paste from the email I sent him.
I decided to hit a bottle of Jack Daniels that has been sitting around forever, I got completely wasted and cashed in 5 of the 9 tournaments I played. I had to check my stats the next day LOL.
The best part was, I checked one of my hand history's to see how I played... check out this time line.
WELL, at 7:04 I had 8,476 chips,
7:12 I had 37,547 chips,
7:33 down to 18,745 chips,
7:35 I'm at 87,980 chips,
7:43 down to 62,188 chips,
7:49 up to 149,764 chips,
7:50 up to 174,664 chips,
7:54 up to 243,330 chips,
8:05 up to 344,638 chips,
8:15 moved to another table with 373,201 chips,
8:24 502,832 chips and leader of the tourny,
8:36 down to 297,608 chips,
8:42 back to 1st with 518,792 chips,
8:45 down to 270,248 chips,
8:48 down to 14,204 chips,
out in 16th place.
First paid $309... I won $11
What's the best part you ask... I timed out of a shit load of
hands cause I kept falling asleep
I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading the hand history.