Religious play cards
A rabbi, a pastor, and a priest were playing Poker when the police raid. The police chief goes to the priest and asks:
"Father Murphy, were you playing?"
Turning his eyes to the sky, the priest says softly:
"Lord forgive me for what I am about to do.
Then he turns to the police and says,
"No, sir, I was not playing."
The policeman, trusting the priest's word, believed what he said. Then he asks the pastor:
"Pastor Johnson, were you playing?"
Again, after looking at the sky, the pastor responds:
"No, sir, I was not playing."
The police did not doubt what the pastor said. Turning to the rabbi, the police asked again:
"Rabbi Goldstein, were you playing?"
Shrugging, the Rabbi replies,
- With whom?:evil: