EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
An alcoholic and a drug addict play poker. The addict wins all the time. The alcoholic says:
“Why do I only have couples all the time, and you get a Straight or Full House?”
- You only have double vision, and I have double and triple!
“Why do I only have couples all the time, and you get a Straight or Full House?”
- You only have double vision, and I have double and triple!
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
COMIRRR
Legend
Bronze Level
My dear husband wants to sleep with the landlord because he has lost money on poker rent, "says a neighbor's wife.
"You did not, did you?"
"I have to admit I did - although I had certain doubts. But what I did not do is tell the husband that the rent is paid for six months! "
"You did not, did you?"
"I have to admit I did - although I had certain doubts. But what I did not do is tell the husband that the rent is paid for six months! "
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
“If a wife finds out that I lost a hundred pounds, she will kill me! Please give me the money back!"
Partners grumbled, practiced morality, but regretted and returned the money to him.
"Could you give me another fifty pounds? So she thinks that I won ..."
Partners grumbled, practiced morality, but regretted and returned the money to him.
"Could you give me another fifty pounds? So she thinks that I won ..."
LilJonWsc
Enthusiast
Silver Level
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe." He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry." He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd. The voice says, "Go all in." He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call. The dealer lays down the flop which is Jh10h9h. The voice says, "Shit."
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police raid the game. Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks: "Father Murphy, were you gambling?" Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling." The officer then asks the minister: "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replies, "No, officer, I was not gambling." Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asks: "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies: "With whom?"
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police raid the game. Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks: "Father Murphy, were you gambling?" Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling." The officer then asks the minister: "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replies, "No, officer, I was not gambling." Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asks: "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies: "With whom?"
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
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