**** Nuts in May cash thread ****

[Ducky7]

mad?

 

[Ducky7]

I mean, he got it in bad

 

[loafes]

I think I heard somewhere that poker stars awards fish an extra 20-25% equity (maybe the rigged thread?) So really it was pretty close to flip

 

[Ducky7]

-.- why all the hate

 

[loafes]

I'm just trying to be cool, all the cool people insult you Ducky





Jealousy inspires pettiness

 

[Ducky7]

Ikr more 9k ownage if anyone wants HHs

 

[Ducky7]

Vs 9k for all who didnt realise

PokerStars - £0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: £16.15 (VPIP: 60.84, PFR: 9.79, 3Bet Preflop: 8.75, hands: 145)
Hero (CO): £29.24
BTN: £60.55 (VPIP: 26.89, PFR: 20.53, 3Bet Preflop: 7.12, Hands: 8,920)
SB: £25.00 (VPIP: 29.14, PFR: 25.17, 3Bet Preflop: 15.09, Hands: 157)
BB: £25.00 (VPIP: 18.60, PFR: 17.44, 3Bet Preflop: 6.90, Hands: 89)
UTG: £28.21 (VPIP: 34.09, PFR: 27.27, 3Bet Preflop: 12.36, Hands: 223)

SB posts SB £0.10, BB posts BB £0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: £0.35) Hero has J:diamond: J:heart:

fold, fold, Hero raises to £0.75, BTN raises to £2.20, fold, fold, Hero calls £1.45

Flop: (£4.75, 2 players) T:club: J:spade: 3:spade:
Hero checks, BTN bets £2.90, Hero raises to £7.75, BTN raises to £58.35 and is all-in, Hero calls £19.29 and is all-in

Turn: (£58.83, 2 players) 6:spade:

River: (£58.83, 2 players) 4:spade:
Players agreed to run it twice.

Turn #2: (£58.83, 2 players) 9:club:

River #2: (£58.83, 2 players) 8:spade:

Hero shows J:diamond: J:heart: (Three of a Kind, Jacks)Board #1 (Pre 83%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)Board #2 (Pre 83%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
BTN shows T:diamond: T:heart: (Three of a Kind, Tens)Board #1 (Pre 17%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)Board #2 (Pre 17%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
Hero wins £28.79
Hero wins £28.79

 

[Ducky7]

PokerStars - £0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: £43.77 (VPIP: 24.06, PFR: 19.06, 3Bet Preflop: 7.30, Hands: 4,042)
Hero (BB): £25.00
CO: £25.45 (VPIP: 26.79, PFR: 20.40, 3Bet Preflop: 7.05, Hands: 8,793)
BTN: £17.70 (VPIP: 24.13, PFR: 13.99, 3Bet Preflop: 3.55, Hands: 790)

SB posts SB £0.10, Hero posts BB £0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: £0.35) Hero has A:spade: K:heart:

CO raises to £0.75, fold, fold, Hero raises to £2.50, CO calls £1.75

Flop: (£5.10, 2 players) K:club: 7:club: 3:diamond:
Hero bets £3.00, CO calls £3.00

Turn: (£11.10, 2 players) 2:spade:
Hero bets £5.75, CO calls £5.75

River: (£22.60, 2 players) 9:spade:
Hero bets £13.75 and is all-in, CO calls £13.75

Hero shows A:spade: K:heart: (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 45%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)
CO shows 6:heart: 6:spade: (One Pair, Sixes) (Pre 55%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins £49.60

 

[Ducky7]

Me = white guy
9k = black kid

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

more Ducky God-moding

I swear, you're actually ****ing awful, you just get there every time which keeps you B/E and then claim you run bad

PokerStars - £0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: £16.15 (VPIP: 48.51, PFR: 10.40, 3Bet Preflop: 11.43, Hands: 205)
CO: £29.24 (VPIP: 28.76, PFR: 22.26, 3Bet Preflop: 8.92, Hands: 8,781)
Hero (BTN): £60.55
SB: £25.00 (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 6.90, Hands: 67)
BB: £25.00 (VPIP: 24.28, PFR: 19.34, 3Bet Preflop: 11.39, Hands: 245)
UTG: £28.21 (VPIP: 31.51, PFR: 26.03, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 149)

SB posts SB £0.10, BB posts BB £0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: £0.35) Hero has T:diamond: T:heart:

fold, fold, CO raises to £0.75, Hero raises to £2.20, fold, fold, CO calls £1.45

Flop: (£4.75, 2 players) T:club: J:spade: 3:spade:
CO checks, Hero bets £2.90, CO raises to £7.75, Hero raises to £58.35 and is all-in, CO calls £19.29 and is all-in

Turn: (£58.83, 2 players) 6:spade:

River: (£58.83, 2 players) 4:spade:
Players agreed to run it twice.

Turn #2: (£58.83, 2 players) 9:club:

River #2: (£58.83, 2 players) 8:spade:

Spoiler

CO shows J:diamond: J:heart: (Three of a Kind, Jacks)Board #1 (Pre 83%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)Board #2 (Pre 83%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
Hero shows T:diamond: T:heart: (Three of a Kind, Tens)Board #1 (Pre 17%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)Board #2 (Pre 17%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
CO wins £28.79
CO wins £28.79

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PokerStars - £0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: £26.67 (VPIP: 38.71, PFR: 3.23, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 31)
BTN: £26.49 (VPIP: 28.66, PFR: 22.17, 3Bet Preflop: 8.90, Hands: 8,727)
SB: £25.10 (VPIP: 21.27, PFR: 16.81, 3Bet Preflop: 5.85, Hands: 1,613)
Hero (BB): £30.42

SB posts SB £0.10, Hero posts BB £0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: £0.35) Hero has K:club: K:diamond:

CO calls £0.25, BTN raises to £1.00, fold, Hero raises to £3.10, fold, BTN raises to £6.50, Hero raises to £30.42 and is all-in, BTN calls £19.99 and is all-in

Flop: (£53.33, 2 players) 6:diamond: T:diamond: 6:heart:

Turn: (£53.33, 2 players) 3:heart:

River: (£53.33, 2 players) 2:club:
Players agreed to run it twice.

Flop #2: (£53.33, 2 players) A:diamond: Q:diamond: A:spade:

Turn #2: (£53.33, 2 players) 5:heart:

River #2: (£53.33, 2 players) 7:heart:

Spoiler

Hero shows K:club: K:diamond: (Two Pair, Kings and Sixes)Board #1 (Pre 72%, Flop 88%, Turn 93%)Board #2 (Pre 72%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
BTN shows Q:spade: A:heart: (One Pair, Sixes)Board #1 (Pre 28%, Flop 12%, Turn 7%)Board #2 (Pre 28%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%)
BTN wins £26.41
Hero wins £26.42

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

I'm just trying to be cool, all the cool people insult you Ducky

Jealousy inspires pettiness

didnt long_bong say that somewhere

 

[Ducky7]

omg im so awful i got it in good

 

[Ducky7]

Dno why you getting so upset its standard stuff just abit of fun lol...

 

[WVHillbilly]

Why are you guys sitting at the same table? Well I mean I see why Ducky's there but why is 9k there?

 

[Ducky7]

im confused as to who is being insulted at this point

 

[WVHillbilly]

Most recently? 9K

 

[Cafeman]

Love it, please carry on playing against each other.

Particularly love 66 call down... well, draws/air missed, so...

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

one thin call, rest is coolers/beats you can't really argue much WV

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

Love it, please carry on playing against each other.

Particularly love 66 call down... well, draws/air missed, so...

well..

PokerStars - £0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: £25.68 (VPIP: 25.97, PFR: 20.78, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 79)
Hero (BTN): £26.93
SB: £30.86 (VPIP: 28.14, PFR: 21.84, 3Bet Preflop: 8.67, Hands: 6,946)
BB: £52.48 (VPIP: 19.37, PFR: 14.48, 3Bet Preflop: 8.54, Hands: 224)
UTG: £49.22 (VPIP: 23.50, PFR: 18.43, 3Bet Preflop: 7.86, Hands: 1,061)

SB posts SB £0.10, BB posts BB £0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: £0.35) Hero has 8:spade: 9:spade:

fold, fold, Hero raises to £0.65, SB raises to £2.25, fold, Hero calls £1.60

Flop: (£4.75, 2 players) 8:club: 6:heart: 4:spade:
SB bets £2.50, Hero calls £2.50

Turn: (£9.75, 2 players) 2:diamond:
SB bets £5.25, Hero calls £5.25

River: (£20.25, 2 players) 9:heart:
SB bets £19.25, Hero calls £16.93 and is all-in

Spoiler

SB shows J:spade: A:heart: (High Card, Ace) (Pre 60%, Flop 21%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows 8:spade: 9:spade: (Two Pair, Nines and Eights) (Pre 40%, Flop 79%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins £52.86

 

[Ducky7]

omg wait.... im not being insulted

Ye its mainly coolers since we boosted to play out lol coolers
Stars know we gonna post so they cooler is like 100000x more than it would w/ other regs

 

[WVHillbilly]

one thin call, rest is coolers/beats you can't really argue much WV

I was just ****ing with you. Obviously most were just beats (losing the AA v KK hand twice was very special). Still don't understand why you guys are at the same table if it can be avoided.

 

[Ducky7]

I only drop to 25nl for the £ tables (coz its like nearly 40nl) and they play like 2nl so its kind of a necessity, my w/r at them tables is insane as im sure 9k's is

 

[xdeucesx]

don't have to justify ducky, we all know 25nl is 2 hard for you

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

I was just ****ing with you. Obviously most were just beats (losing the AA v KK hand twice was very special).

I am sensitive WV you should know this, you are the reason there's no 'hey i'm 9k #4'

Still don't understand why you guys are at the same table if it can be avoided.

because Ducky's a whale and I am a whale hunter

seriously though 25nl £ tables are the softest on stars, its a joke: http://imgur.com/ESd6AMp

 

[loafes]

didnt long_bong say that somewhere

I wouldn't know, I really don't pay any attention to anything that guy says. My impression is that he's just an attention seeking wannabe.