**** Nuts in May cash thread ****

[LuckyChippy]

Ok so stars are selling play money now, so "you can compete at the high stakes" how ****ing retarded is this shit.

"I dont want to deposit and play 2nl for real money"
Hey look i can buy play money chips and dont have to........ So retarded

Yeah but if you spend $100 buying money you can only play 100nl. If you buy $100 of play money you can play high stakes. Think about it.

 

[Ducky7]

True forgot about playing the nosebleeds with play money Ivey and Isildur

 

[loafes]

Apparently the high stakes play money tables used to play like 2nl I guess even that won't be the case now.


I just really can't fathom why anyone would pay for play money, especially at the sort of prices they ask for.

 

[Marginal]

So I started playing poker again... 2 days so far. Sick volume amirite?

Spoiler

 

[WVHillbilly]

You playing holdem or omaha?

 

[Marginal]

I dont play holdem. I am a holdthem fish.

 

[WVHillbilly]

That's what I thought but I figured I'd ask. How's your pops?

 

[LuckyChippy]

I dont play holdem. I am a fish.

Yeah I heard that too.

 

[duggs]

iiiiiiiiiiin

 

[Cafeman]

And I make sure I play holdem with the fish.

Spoiler

 

[DunningKruger]

^^ message board fish

 

[Cafeman]

oops

 

[DunningKruger]

It never fails. I use ^^ to point up to the previous poster and it starts a new page. Every time. Only thing I'm pointing to there is my own name. How fitting.

 

[Marginal]

It never fails. I use ^^ to point up to the previous poster and it starts a new page. Every time. Only thing I'm pointing to there is my own name. How fitting.

50 posts per page brah.

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

^ right?

 

[DunningKruger]

50 is the max here? Hardly seems worth it tbh.

 

[Marginal]

it probably isnt, a hundred would be nice but it beats 15 amirite.

 

[DunningKruger]

Default here is 35. Real poker forums will let you go to 100. I thought maybe if I waited long enough someone would eventually hack my account and change it for me but I'm running way below EV on that so far. Maybe time to man up and do it myself.

 

[WVHillbilly]

50 posts per page brah.

He's obviously a

message board fish

 

[Marginal]

 

[DunningKruger]

Already made that joke WV.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Already made that joke WV.

I only read about 1/2 of each post. You clearly made that joke at the end of your post knowing I would miss it.

 

[Logan2]

 

[Mr Sandbag]

May f**kin' sucks so far.

 

[duggs]

**** brooklyn.