**** Jargon-free Jammy July Cash thread ****

[Ducky7]

I just tested roulette. Was up $70 and lost it all. Completely rigged, 26 didn't come out once.

how many spins

 

[Ducky7]

Just won a Sunday million entry in a $1.65 rebuy to use up the last of my $T, one buy in, one add on an hour late. notbad.jpg

Play, sell half or convert to cash? I should definitely play, one time etc.

play it, cashing will pay for your new laptop

 

[WVHillbilly]

Start to play it, realize that tourney's blow, and open shove ATC until you bust.

 

[xdeucesx]

in, bday in 10 days. What are you getting me WVH?

 

[hackmeplz]

Made day 3 of main. Is this my year?

 

[WVHillbilly]

in, bday in 10 days. What are you getting me WVH?

Same as last year.

Made day 3 of main. Is this my year?

Congrats. Pretty much guaranteed a final table if not the bracelet.

 

[loafes]

Made day 3 of main. Is this my year?

We going to see you on TV felting some big names? Maybe get to see Helmuth criticize your play in the white magic segment?

 

[Ducky7]

fish on a heater

 

[WVHillbilly]

Umbrella man on a heater.

http://www.wsop.com/videos/?vid=135

 

[Ducky7]

So basically hes never gonna get any attention for his poker....

so he finds other ways to do it....

Confirmed queer

 

[duggs]

Weeee go zach

 

[xdeucesx]

Same as last year.
Love and support as always? I appreciate it

Congrats. Pretty much guaranteed a final table if not the bracelet.

this^ Get that bracelet please

 

[LuckyChippy]

how many spins

Like 30, I won a few big spins. So rigged.

play it, cashing will pay for your new laptop

Start to play it, realize that tourney's blow, and open shove ATC until you bust.

Yeah this is the only likely outcome. Maybe I'll shove a few times and win enough chips so I feel like I have to play. One time.

Made day 3 of main. Is this my year?

Yeaaah, buddy.

 

[Wickedonesin]

Made day 3 of main. Is this my year?

Way to go! Can't be far from a Main Event Cash then! Keep it up!

 

[LuckyChippy]

Is there anywhere I can stream the main event? I can't seem to find anything but it makes for great background noise.

 

[LuckyChippy]

how many spins

I just checked my emails and it reminded me I did manage to reach Bronze Edge status though, so I got that going for me which is nice.

 

[hackmeplz]

So basically hes never gonna get any attention for his poker....

so he finds other ways to do it....

Confirmed queer

Haters gonna hate.

I'm in a good spot to cash the main event. Who the **** are you?

 

[Ducky7]

Haters gonna hate.

I'm in a good spot to cash the main event. Who the **** are you?

Im Ducky, thought that was pretty clear as its my username but ok

:shot:

 

[Ducky7]

I just checked my emails and it reminded me I did manage to reach Bronze Edge status though, so I got that going for me which is nice.

Damn bronze, dat email is wonderful to receive

 

[JOEBOB69]

So were good on whole 2% free roll thing right?

 

[loafes]

What are the odds of two players being dealt the exact same 7 cards in 7 card stud?

 

[hackmeplz]

What are the odds of two players being dealt the exact same 7 cards in 7 card stud?

If order doesn't matter:
(7/52)*(6/51)*(5/50)...

If order does matter:
(1/52)*(1/51)*(1/50)...

 

[loafes]

So pretty bloody uncommon then. Although I think I shouldn't have said exact same cards because what I meant is two players being dealt the same hand excluding suits would that change the formula since there are 4 of each card in the deck.

I was playing stud in a hu pot and me and villain ended up being dealt the same cards on each street, we both ended up with the same Q high which is unusual enough in stud to begin with.

 

[LuckyChippy]

If order doesn't matter:
(7/52)*(6/51)*(5/50)...

If order does matter:
(1/52)*(1/51)*(1/50)...

Are you serious?

 

[duggs]

What's wrong with it?