How to be a Balla

[Matt Vaughan]

Quit losing.

Honestly, how do people think this would ever count as a quality post? Necroing a thread and only gracing the dead with two words? Quality? I think not.

 

[xdeucesx]

don't you talk to tyler like that !

 

[Cafeman]

I just checked, and Tyler still hasn't told us how to be balla. This thread sucks hairy man ass. There, I said it!

 

[Matt Vaughan]

tyler skimmed the OP and some of the thread but seems like your having trouble ill suggest this: move down and play less tables. 1.7 ish K hands a month day is pretty decent volume but if your not doing well with that decreasing volume to increase profit is the better idea people get too caught up with mass tabling when they arent really ready to or dont have the knowledge too

Lol.

:S

LOL.

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

FREROLLZZZZZZZ

 

[WVHillbilly]

Quit losing.

 

[The1AceJack]

I know this thread is super old, but I will be scouring it to learn from Tyler's approach.

Also, probably the funniest intro I've ever read. I want to be friends with him.

 

[xdeucesx]

I know this thread is super old, but I will be scouring it to learn from Tyler's approach.

Also, probably the funniest intro I've ever read. I want to be friends with him.

no you don't your not missing much besides snap chats of frappucino's and selfies all day

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Sick burn!

 

[duggs]

teach me how to ball. this thread name always makes me want to play basketball

 

[JOEBOB69]

So it's getting that cool time of year. Time to snugly up with a good book, stuffed animal, pumpkin and spice and every thing nice.
Nothing relaxes me more and warms my heart this time of year than a gingerbread latte. Also how ****ing baller is that!!!!

 

[TylerN]

im back

 

[TylerN]

no you don't your not missing much besides snap chats of frappucino's and selfies all day

says the man who only snapchats pics of his cat

 

[duggs]

says the man who only snapchats pics of his cat

Can def see deuces being a young creepy cat guy

 

[TylerN]

so on a serious note, i deposited $300 on Bovada and ya, going to be playing 25nl with 3 tables of 6m and 1 table of zone. 4 limit tables and such

hope to be up to 50 relatively soon since these games are literally unbelievably bad and sometimes it can even be hard to come up with ranges because you have no idea what people are doing lol but then again, there are worse poker problems to have

I likely won't be having too much time to do a lot of posting but I will be updating and commenting at least every few days but who knows, maybe once and for all this thread can turn into a BALLA

 

[cardriverx]

no you don't your not missing much besides snap chats of frappucino's and selfies all day

+100

 

[TylerN]

i can send u guys wat i send other people if u want.......

edit: inb4 gay joke

 

[WVHillbilly]

i can send u guys wat i send other people if u want.......

edit: inb4 gay joke

Pretty sure you're way too late.

 

[TylerN]

but i accept the latte's

and JB, dont forget about gingerbread

 

[xdeucesx]

Can def see deuces being a young creepy cat guy

no, I don't even use snapchat bc it's gay

says the man who only snapchats pics of his cat

That would be you good sir....but I do appreciate the cat snapchats

#confession

 

[TylerN]

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (CO): $294.60
BTN: $224.55
SB: $185.10
BB: $497.93
UTG: $134.44
MP: $108.77

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has K:club: A:heart:

fold, fold, Hero raises to $6.00, BTN raises to $20.00, fold, fold, Hero raises to $45.00, BTN raises to $224.55 and is all-in, Hero calls $179.55

Flop: ($452.10, 2 players) A:club: 7:club: 8:heart:

Turn: ($452.10, 2 players) K:spade:

River: ($452.10, 2 players) J:heart:

Hero wins $449.10

 

[xdeucesx]

f y

 

[WVHillbilly]

Guess I need to lock this to keep randoms from bumping it like this.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Guess I need to lock this to keep randoms from bumping it like this.

It's prob for the best.

 

[TylerN]

Guess I need to lock this to keep randoms from bumping it like this.

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): $241.52
SB: $272.10
BB: $355.83
UTG: $217.63
MP: $90.76
CO: $237.80

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has J:heart: J:spade:

fold, fold, CO raises to $6.00, Hero calls $6.00, SB raises to $30.00, fold, fold, Hero calls $24.00

Flop: ($68.00, 2 players) 8:spade: T:spade: 3:diamond:
SB bets $50.00, Hero calls $50.00

Turn: ($168.00, 2 players) J:diamond:
SB bets $192.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $161.52 and is all-in

River: ($491.04, 2 players) 8:diamond:

Hero wins $488.04