takinitSLEAZEE
Legend
Loyaler
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
I liked the saying: "Our whole life is a poker game, the question is - how lucky are you?"
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
When he first saw the Royal flush - he no longer had two apartments and cars...:flybye:
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Avvavva
Enthusiast
Silver Level
love this one!
wlad20082009
Legend
Loyaler
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
Before the CC freeroll, I go to the forum - I hear the news, communicate and get the long-awaited key ... :girl::argh:But after this topic, the end of my game! :motz:I can not seriously play - all the time "ha-ha-ha...", and then I lose!:laugh:
cguru:I've been crying for a month ... as soon as the first jokes appeared!:banghead::bawling::laugh::laugh::laugh:
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
:ciao:
Especially during the СС freerolls!!! :banghead:And the result of the tournament shows who is the most sincere :adore::adore::adore:
Bambini7777
Legend
Bronze Level
:ciao:
that's for sure
greatgame230
Visionary
Silver Level
Hi, I want to thank you for this post I really have and I hope to keep laughing at all the jokes that have been shared, Great idea to open this topic.
And they're all pretty good but I have to congratulate
MattRyder with his joke I laughed as I had a long time that I did not, thanks. Greetings
And they're all pretty good but I have to congratulate
MattRyder with his joke I laughed as I had a long time that I did not, thanks. Greetings
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mrFLY
Rising Star
Bronze Level
Two gentlemen meet on the deck of the ship.
“Terrible boredom, sir,” one says. - Would you like to play cards?
- I would be glad, sir, but, alas, the last time I played fifteen years ago.
- It's okay, I - twenty years ago. Steward, serve a pack of cards.
Steward brings cards. The first one takes the deck, weighs it on the palm and says:
- One card is missing. The second one also estimates the deck in the palm of his hand and specifies:
- Yes, the eight Hearts.
“Terrible boredom, sir,” one says. - Would you like to play cards?
- I would be glad, sir, but, alas, the last time I played fifteen years ago.
- It's okay, I - twenty years ago. Steward, serve a pack of cards.
Steward brings cards. The first one takes the deck, weighs it on the palm and says:
- One card is missing. The second one also estimates the deck in the palm of his hand and specifies:
- Yes, the eight Hearts.
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mrFLY
Rising Star
Bronze Level
Arriving in Monte Carlo, the player on the first evening met his old friend, who played poker, at the casino.
- What hotel did you stay at? - he asked.
- Honestly, I don’t know yet: I’m only here for the third day.
- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for the big one.
- Amazing, Holmes! How did you guess?
- Elementary Watson. Of all the clothes on you only tie and bowler.
- What hotel did you stay at? - he asked.
- Honestly, I don’t know yet: I’m only here for the third day.
- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for the big one.
- Amazing, Holmes! How did you guess?
- Elementary Watson. Of all the clothes on you only tie and bowler.
jmateuspoker
Rock Star
Silver Level
play poker
Poker is a game that should smooth play a good mood and have patience with the deck and its variances and respect with colleagues of the tables I do not like playing on tilt or rather anger always be with the positive mind.
mateuspoker.
Poker is a game that should smooth play a good mood and have patience with the deck and its variances and respect with colleagues of the tables I do not like playing on tilt or rather anger always be with the positive mind.
mateuspoker.
Nikolay Nakhaev
Legend
Silver Level
I've read enough jokes in poker, but many of those that write here about which I have never heard[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]
i play the piano myself
but poker never played the piano[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]
wlad20082009
Legend
Loyaler