Rob your missing the concept of when shoving in late position, you dont need an 88+, a-j+ hand. You just need to be dealt 2 cards
I do understand about shoving in late position. I thought I explained in a previous post why you will not get an opportunity to shove in later position in THIS game, but i'll try again.
The preflop pot is 1,000 chips. If you divide this by stack sizes to get each player's M (if you want me to explain this concept, i'll be happy to do so), you get;
Seat 1 - M=3 (desperate)
Seat 2 - M=3 (desperate)
Seat 3 - M=2 (desperate)
Seat 5 - M=5 (borderline desperate)
Seat 6 - M=5 (borderline desperate)
Seat 7 - M=5 (borderline desperate)
Seat 8 - M=3 (desperate)
Seat 9 (You) - M=4 (borderline desperate).
So the ENTIRE table has an M of just 5 or less. You are currently hovering right on the line of desparation if we take that as an M of 3. If you fold now and go through the blinds without winning a pot, now you DO have an M of 3.
So on a table where the pre-flop pot is a substantial portion of EVERY player's pot, how likely do you think that the hand will be folded round to you next round (and we are only talking about ONE more round- that's all you have!) in late position without one of the players going all in? And how likely is it that the Blinds are going to fold to a raise when that will leave them barely 2K chips each? You cannot fold through the blinds twice, you have 7 or 8
hands left in which you NEED to win a pot. In 5 hands time, you'll be pushing with Q8 with 5 players left to act, when you are much more likely to be called because opponents realise they need to take a gamble. Still want to fold pocket 5's here, when you are only getting called by big pairs and big aces (and you are ahead of the ace x hands, with great pot
odds)?
You have to go all in now, and at least once every future round that you can survive. If you are lucky enough to wake up with a good hand, then you can call an all in, but otherwise the only chance you have of surviving other than just relying on luck(and this IS a game of surviving now) is to maintain sufficient chips to have fold
equity, and to keep hitting the pot.
You cant apply standard early tournament tactics to high blind turbo end tables - the game is COMPLETELY different, and it is the players that can adapt their thinking that will succeed.
Collin Moshman's 2+2 SNG book is very good - it deals with these high blind situations in depth.