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[PC69]

Congratulations FTP.. I'd like to officially announce that Iam handing over the CC's Biggest Dumbass Trophy to you buddy..

Carry that tropy with honor, dignity, and pride..

You earned it CHAMP

Now Pooffy may not agree with this as she thinks that I should always carry this wonderful trophy, but in my heart of hearts I feel theres noone more deserving but you.. Well done

 

[Tonawanda]

Not making any excuses for your e-mail, but very sorry you lost your FT account.

My wife has been telling me for years, "Be careful what you say, because you can't take it back! Of course, that only applies to me, not her. Hmmm?

 

[tpb221]

Wow-19 with a 6 yr old mentality(with apologies to 6 yr olds). What did you hope there response was going to be?

This has to be the quickest response ever from FT, they obviously take this stuff serious. I think it funny that they banned your IP and you were going to try and start a new account.

Ummm- wonder what would happen if I e-mailed FT and said I was not going to kill myself but FTP THENUTS. Maybe I'll get rackback and a bonus.

5 Stars

 

[Poof]

Now Pooffy may not agree with this as she thinks that I should always carry this wonderful trophy, but in my heart of hearts I feel theres noone more deserving but you.. Well done

WTF, are you a mindreader?lol

 

[onebourbon]

LMAO....I use to hate Mondays till I read this! Still lmao here!

 

[nevadanick]

Congratulations FTP.. I'd like to officially announce that Iam handing over the CC's Biggest Dumbass Trophy to you buddy..

Carry that tropy with honor, dignity, and pride..

You earned it CHAMP

Now Pooffy may not agree with this as she thinks that I should always carry this wonderful trophy, but in my heart of hearts I feel theres noone more deserving but you.. Well done

I do believe trophies can be cloned ...

Or maybe Pooffy would be willing to declare a 'dead heat' .... :rofl:

 

[PC69]

ahahahahahhahahahhahaha Nick....

Too funny...

FTP topped nething Ive ever done.. I think neway..

 

[Poof]

I do believe trophies can be cloned ...

Lol the cloning was exactly what I was thinking
FTP deserves it for this stupid stunt,
and you deserve to keep your just because...

 

[atlantafalcons0]

BECAUSE I EMAILED THEM SAYING I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF

WHAT THE ****

Full Tilt Poker - Your account (KMM17775298I15977L0KM)‏
From: <img id="P___105671797" webimdisplaystyle="inline" style="display: none;"> Full Tilt Poker - Support (support@fulltiltpoker.com) Sent: 15 March 2010 05:06:26 To: xxxxxxx@live.co.uk
Hello xxxx,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

We're sorry you feel that gambling is negatively affecting your life.

In your email, you stated the following:
Are you trying to make me kill myself?
Just ignore this email, i probably wont still be here to read it

In our experience, we've found that statements involving suicide can indicate a gambling problem. As we are committed to responsible gaming, we have permanently closed your Full Tilt Poker account MrIncredibleRP. If you continue to receive emails from Full Tilt Poker, please click the "Unsubscribe" link in the email. If you are unable to access this link, please let us know.

If you feel that gambling is damaging your physical or mental health, school or work performance, finances, or interpersonal relationships, help is available. For more information, please visit our website at: http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/responsible-gaming

We wish you every success in your future endeavors.

Regards,

Jose
Full Tilt Poker Support

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Please remember never to give out your password or enter
account details over the Internet. Full Tilt Poker staff will
never ask you for your password. For your security, always
keep this information a secret.

Learn, Chat, and Play with the Pros at Full Tilt Poker

I don't see anything wrong with Full Tilt's response to your email.

Why did you send the email?

 

[PC69]

alright nevermind.. ill keep it.. jeepers... Sorry FTP but tropy is still mine

Off to email full tilt support..

Just lost a three dollar sitngo and iam pissed...

 

[Poker Orifice]

Time for another email imo.

 

[Crummy]

Wow.... you deserve to be banned from FTP! You shouldn't joke around like that!

 

[polingpower]

YOU,
might want to update your profile.:vroam:
:albertein, :stupido:,,, :shot: :shot: ... :icon_thum

 

[IcyBlueAce]

Write to them in a very calm and respectable matter. Remind them that FTP is your favorite poker site. Explain how much you prefer to play on that site over all the others, and that you were just VENTING to them as a joke to see the response you get..

 

[Debi]

LOL

Thank You

I am sorry for what i said, i was just very upset about how i had been running, and how i have been running for the past month or two.

Please accept my apology

xxxx

PS: Please flip my boomswitch

just sent them that email

You are obviously not familiar with the term leave well enough alone? lol

This ^^^

Really - stop clogging up their emails with this trash. They can't get to the ones that are important as it is.

 

[IcyBlueAce]

Congratulations FTP.. I'd like to officially announce that Iam handing over the CC's Biggest Dumbass Trophy to you buddy..

Carry that tropy with honor, dignity, and pride..

You earned it CHAMP

Now Pooffy may not agree with this as she thinks that I should always carry this wonderful trophy, but in my heart of hearts I feel theres noone more deserving but you.. Well done

http://i39.tinypic.com/9gaikp.png

 

[CAMurray]

Your dealing with a Billion Dollar corporation that has a hard enough time hiring qualified people to count all the money their making. They have little time for a humorous retort. My advise, start fresh with a new account.

Good Luck.

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

You cant kill me when im already dead inside

Also, they responded to the last email i sent saying, thank you very much for your appreciation, if there is anything else we can do feel free to send us emails.

I have stopped now.

Why are some of you taking this so serious lol. Like OMG cant believe you said that you deserrve to be banned for life

And also incase some of you missed the post

I HAVE MY ACCOUNT BACK!!!

 

[dj11]

Life lesson here. Be careful what you sign your name to.

 

[________ANGF]

BECAUSE I EMAILED THEM SAYING I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF

WHAT THE ****

Full Tilt Poker - Your account (KMM17775298I15977L0KM)‏
From: <img id="P___105671797" webimdisplaystyle="inline" style="display: none;"> Full Tilt Poker - Support (support@fulltiltpoker.com) Sent: 15 March 2010 05:06:26 To: xxxxxxx@live.co.uk
Hello xxxx,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

We're sorry you feel that gambling is negatively affecting your life.

In your email, you stated the following:
Are you trying to make me kill myself?
Just ignore this email, i probably wont still be here to read it

In our experience, we've found that statements involving suicide can indicate a gambling problem. As we are committed to responsible gaming, we have permanently closed your Full Tilt Poker account MrIncredibleRP. If you continue to receive emails from Full Tilt Poker, please click the "Unsubscribe" link in the email. If you are unable to access this link, please let us know.

If you feel that gambling is damaging your physical or mental health, school or work performance, finances, or interpersonal relationships, help is available. For more information, please visit our website at: http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/responsible-gaming

We wish you every success in your future endeavors.

Regards,

Jose
Full Tilt Poker Support

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Please remember never to give out your password or enter
account details over the Internet. Full Tilt Poker staff will
never ask you for your password. For your security, always
keep this information a secret.

Learn, Chat, and Play with the Pros at Full Tilt Poker

rotfl

 

[kidkvno1]

LMAO, i almost did that to one site
but i know better

 

[PattyR]

LMFAOOOO....ROFLLLL..LMFAOOOO

Thread contribution of the month!!!! LMAOOOOO

 

[Worak]

Is it too late for qualifying for post/thread of the year ? :rofl:

Getting yourself banned by FT like that is no easy task imo.

Hope you learnt your lesson ...

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

Id love to say i have learnt my lesson, but i never do.

Out of all of this all i got is lolz, and im glad i could provide some other people with some lolz

 

[polingpower]

nope, not thread of the year ,,BUT A REAL GOOD LAUGH
haven't laugh so hard in along time at a post..
THANKS... ftp_nuts