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[Dorkus Malorkus]

post the e-mail you sent that triggered this gogogogo

also voted 5 stars

 

[TrentsMomm]

LMAO! That's all!

 

[Poof]

post the e-mail you sent that triggered this gogogogo

also voted 5 stars

+1

 

[PC69]

post the e-mail you sent that triggered this gogogogo

also voted 5 stars

OK.. This is FTP's post from his rant last night with the email..

copy of email sent to support to vent

Death‏
From: <img id="P___1962527397" webimdisplaystyle="inline" style="display: none;"> XXXX XXXXXX (xxxxxx@live.co.uk) Sent: 15 March 2010 00:17:33 To: support@fulltiltpoker.com
.ExternalClass .ecxhmmessage P {padding:0px;} .ExternalClass body.ecxhmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;} Are you trying to make me kill myself?

full tilt poker $3 + $0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 7 players - View hand 590459
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: t2865 M = 63.67
BB: t3285 M = 73
Hero (UTG): t2670 M = 59.33
UTG+1: t3000 M = 66.67
MP: t2970 M = 66
CO: t11970 M = 266
BTN: t3185 M = 70.78

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG with Q ♥ Q ♠
3 folds, Hero raises to t90, UTG+1 raises to t150, 2 folds, Hero raises to t495, UTG+1 raises to t840, Hero raises to t2670 all in, UTG+1 calls t1830

Flop: (t5385) 4 ♥ 6 ♠ Q ♦

Turn: (t5385) 9 ♥

River: (t5385) A ♥

Final Pot: t5385
Hero shows Q ♥ Q ♠ (three of a kind, Queens)
UTG+1 shows A ♠ A ♣ (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG+1 wins t5385

i have been running like complete and utter shit, since changing my screen name

This just isnt possible

Just ignore this email, i probably wont still be here to read it

obv im not gonna kill myself, but im so angry.

Switch the boomswitch NOW

Dont reply saying you cant munipulate the cards, i know you cant, im just venting.

Thanks

xxxx

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

ahaha awesome

 

[Poof]

Too Funny, Good Luck FTP!

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

I personally liked the subject of the email

"Death"

LOOOOOOOOOL

however they should open my account or gtfo

 

[PC69]

On a good note Full tilt support got back to you really quickly which is unusual for them..

Off to pokerstars yet FTP?

 

[Divebitch]

Did you have any money in ur account?

no hense the uber tilt

and im 19 btw

Looks like you were in a $3.30 tournament. Or was that the last of it? Don't you have to be 21 to even play there? You'd probably never see that $ you lost anyway. Oh, and yes, thanks for the laugh.

 

[jaggibson]

This is a funny hi quality post. Doesn't look like you are getting much sympathy. I have to agree with everyone else. Clearly absurd to send that email Full Tilt cant mess around and has to take things seriously.

Too many BS law suits now days. They did the right thing. Lesson learned on your part the hard way.

Future lesson don't ever go to airport and joke that you have a bomb. They tend to take things seriously there too.

 

[Zorba]

Thanks for the lol's, good luck trying to get the account reopened.

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

WEEEEEEEE , AND BTW ITS 18 FOR online poker

AND ALSO WEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello XXXXXXX,

Thank you for your email.

Please be aware that we have strict guidelines to adhere to if a player suggests a gambling problem.

Having reviewed your correspondence we are happy that you have not threatened suicide.

Your account has been reinstated and you can now login and play as normal.

Good luck at the tables.

Regards,

Richard
Security
Full Tilt Poker

 

[Snowmobiler]

Congrats FTP,

I double dog dare you to tell them you will slit your wrist if the ever try to ban you again.

It will be so funny to them

Snow

 

[PC69]

Ahhahahaha Snow.. Toooo funny

 

[arahel_jazz]

I have heard of the medical theories regarding the inability of teenagers pre-frontal cortex to process emotional decisions in a logical and responsible manner... well... this thread just proved that theory in spades.

This was about as stupid as asking a Cop to hold your beer while you get your driver's license out of your pocket.


Voted - 6 Stars.
It's a hell of a way to get attention... but you got it FTPNUTS

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

Dont tempt me snow lmao

I am tempted to send them an email saying, now dont ever make me have to send you a messsage like that again and flip my boomswitch

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

I have heard of the medical theories regarding the inability of teenagers pre-frontal cortex to process emotional decisions in a logical and responsible manner... well... this thread just proved that theory in spades.

This was about as stupid as asking a Cop to hold your beer while you get your driver's license out of your pocket.

BUT

it was funny and had no consequences in the end

(thats also how a teenager thinks)

 

[Grossberger]

Looks like you were in a $3.30 tournament. Or was that the last of it? Don't you have to be 21 to even play there? You'd probably never see that $ you lost anyway. Oh, and yes, thanks for the laugh.

Since hes in the UK I believe 18 is the legal age so he would be allowed to play on the sites.


As for the OP dude if your tilting soooo much that you have to send a email to the site maybe you should just ban yourself for a week or so. I have never even considered emailing a site when I run bad. Hell this past wednesday I played several sattys on Full Tilt and was dealt pocket Aces 8 times and only won with them 1 time. IMO it probably wasn't probably about you sayig you were going to kill yourself since you did say you were OBV kidding, it probably had more to do with you basically accusing them of cheating saying they can control the outcome of cards.

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

It was kinda just a level though, its not as if i thought anything good would come of it.

 

[Poof]

Glad you are back up and running, and ty for the biggest laugh I have since your unstoppable thread.

 

[Pillshark]

Too funny,and sad.
To the OP.
Look on the bright side!
You can't lose any more $ on Full Tilt.
There are plenty of other sites that will take your money though.
Why don't you try playing bingo! again?

 

[massimo]

WEEEEEEEE , AND BTW ITS 18 FOR ONLINE POKER

AND ALSO WEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello XXXXXXX,

Thank you for your email.

Please be aware that we have strict guidelines to adhere to if a player suggests a gambling problem.

Having reviewed your correspondence we are happy that you have not threatened suicide.

Your account has been reinstated and you can now login and play as normal.

Good luck at the tables.

Regards,

Richard
Security
Full Tilt Poker

When I first read this, I thought it said "committed suicide". lol. Too bad it didn't. That would have been good.

 

[FTP_TheNuts]

LOL

Thank You

I am sorry for what i said, i was just very upset about how i had been running, and how i have been running for the past month or two.

Please accept my apology

xxxx

PS: Please flip my boomswitch

just sent them that email

 

[Poof]

LOL

Thank You

I am sorry for what i said, i was just very upset about how i had been running, and how i have been running for the past month or two.

Please accept my apology

xxxx

PS: Please flip my boomswitch

just sent them that email

You are obviously not familiar with the term leave well enough alone? lol

 

[BenLZ]

I should try to get a job at full tilt support just to get these emails.