How to play against beautiful women?

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When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.
This all are simply, Bro! Put on dark glasses, big headphones, and look only in your cards and cards on the board.:cool:
Or if all this to say an one phrase: concentrate only on the Game! :smile: That's all! :rolleyes::cool: And all will OK! ;):deal::)
 
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Don't play against her, play with her...
 
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I recently watched a Shark Cage episode on Runitup, on Twitch and one of the amateur qualifiers from norway had a bet with a friend of hers, and if she lost she had to play a live tournament in her Bikini as a forfeit.
I would never have been able to concentrate on a game where one of the female opponents was dressed in just a Bikini. I may be old but certainly not Dead! Ha Ha!

When the fun Stops, STOP!
 
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When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.


So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.

My first thought is that if your focusing more on the beautiful woman than your game you’ve already lost. I try not to even think of the people at my table as actual people just robots sent to steal my money lol. Helps when they’re ugly too.
 
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I would like to have an answer to your question. Watch out! Beauty can be in the heart of the woman, very well hidden. "Whoever sees a face does not see a heart", according to popular wisdom.
 
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dont look at her ~
dont talk to her ~
dont breath ~
FOLD ~
 
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Like I play most poker players. Try to take all their chips. I’m not A freaking SIMP
 
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very funny topic, i will motivate myself to be a good poker player to impress the girl lol:)
 
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I might give her a bit of a chance, but I play as I play so.. you know :)
 
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Let there be more beautiful women! Play, pay attention to the girls, you can lose the pot in exchange for a treat.:rolleyes:
 
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When a beautiful women comes to your table, you start asking yourself : Is she find me attractive? What if I ask her to go out together after the tournament...
Ok, it's no problem if you think like that in a normal tournement, but in an important tournement I suggest to you to forget about all that thiks, because some women are making a nice look (some time a strang look) and showing somes parts of there body specially to disturb your concentration.
So, you have to control all you emotions. Forget about the beautiful women, if nessecary stop watching them when you are in a poker table.


For a good poker player, there is no hindrance in the form of a beautiful girl):D
 
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Very badly, I am a Gentleman at Heart, I will still give up my seat for any lady who is standing on a bus, I will open doors for them to pass before me, Not because I am Chauvinist but because I am a Gentleman and believe it to be good manners.
Unfortunately this goes down bad for me at the tables and I find it hard to, as Tony G puts it "Punish them, Destroy them, You gotta have Heart!"
Sure I want to play that way against any opponents I come up against, but find it particularly hard against a Woman, because deep down inside I want to protect them! This is another good reason for playing on-line as even if they have a picture of a Woman as their Avatar I know from experience some men use them for that reason, and hope you will take pity on a pretty Woman! Don't be fooled by a pretty face on-line.

When the fun Stops, STOP!
 
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Nothing different about playing, but I agree it is a distraction for me, sorry.

I have to improve myself to play aggresively against these girls, because no one wants her out of the table. lol

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women

picture her in a snow suit with hair on her face
 
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I play the same because I think the game means the same for everyone, whether male or female.
 
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This is not possible online .Offline, I play carefully,they usually play on the map .With a beautiful and smart girl tighten to play
 
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If a beautiful woman comes up to me at the table, I won’t give away my chips, but my heart is hers. And if I win his chips, I can at least comfort him afterwards.

God bless every woman on Cardschat and around the world. :)

Thank you for being wonderful women. ;)
 
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:cool: I would play in the same way, well, it all depends on the place, the space, the type of the tournament, everything is a question of whether it is for an important tournament, or if it is a tournament to hang out, whether I would play the same way, Although they can make you idiot, or make you nervous with their eyes, who knows.

If you lose, don't get frustrated , understand, you did the best you could ... :p

att: el_soma77 :icon_bigs
 
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I don't know, probably strike up a normal conversation. Ask her about her day and such. If all goes well you've distracted her. My wife, on the other hand, might ask me to take a different approach. She'd probably direct me to treat her like her sister and think of her as being back in Alaska; in other words ignore her.
 
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I pay them just to sit to the table with me thats all
 
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you need to use this for your own purposes, show that you are interested in it, make a couple of rash bets ( of course, under your own control), and then wait for a good card to deliver a crushing blow to the "beauty"
 
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The same way you play against an ugly woman. You're there to make money, that's it.
 
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The original post pretty much covers it. She may be trying to distract you, but even if not, her appearance does not change your proper play.
 
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