Vanessa Rousso. Hot or not?

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lol @ the first pic of her face photoshopped onto some fake-boobed swimsuit model.

BTW, her face is far from being even pretty, to me. The left pic makes her looker rather disgusting so I can make this statement. ;) Her hair dyed blonde is about the equivalent to putting a lipstick on a pig. Now, the second pic, she's borderline hot. I have to ask myself how are these two the same girl. I guess that's the difference between a straight-on and a slight profile pic. Not to mention lighting, and probably a bit of photoshopping to clean her up a bit. You will never see her look even remotely this good in person unless you've had a few Jack and cokes.
 

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Emperor IX

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Can't believe I only count one post on the first page saying how fake the pic in op is.
 
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Can't believe I only count one post on the first page saying how fake the pic in op is.

I can't believe the Gobbo bikini bottom still isn't getting love... :p
 
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liv boereeis a so damn sexy hahaha :p beats Vanessa i don't like her face at all weird face structure :p
 
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Kara Scott>Vanessa Rousso
Liv Boeree>Vanessa Rousso
Jennifer Harman>Vanessa Rousso
Erica Schoenberg>Vanessa Rousso

Honestly, I dont' think Rousso is hot. I would say she's above average and I wouldn't mind having her in bed but I think there are other hotter female poker players. I honestly think middle-aged mamas are hotter than her too. (Clonie Gowen, Jennifer Harman, Beth Shak, etc)
 
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Kara Scott>Vanessa Rousso
Liv Boeree>Vanessa Rousso
Jennifer Harman>Vanessa Rousso
Erica Schoenberg>Vanessa Rousso

Honestly, I dont' think Rousso is hot. I would say she's above average and I wouldn't mind having her in bed but I think there are other hotter female poker players. I honestly think middle-aged mamas are hotter than her too. (Clonie Gowen, Jennifer Harman, Beth Shak, etc)

I concur :) ;)
 
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lol @ the first pic of her face photoshopped onto some fake-boobed swimsuit model.

BTW, her face is far from being even pretty, to me. The left pic makes her looker rather disgusting so I can make this statement. ;) Her hair dyed blonde is about the equivalent to putting a lipstick on a pig. Now, the second pic, she's borderline hot. I have to ask myself how are these two the same girl. I guess that's the difference between a straight-on and a slight profile pic. Not to mention lighting, and probably a bit of photoshopping to clean her up a bit. You will never see her look even remotely this good in person unless you've had a few Jack and cokes.

Nice job analyzing these picture it is true that girls with big noses take pictures of them moving their face to one side of the other it makes their nose look smaller it's a modelling technique as well...my sister told me this one time that is how i know lol. Also yes they do a lot of air brushing and cleaning up on the face.
 
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For those who dislike her fakers

http://www.madblast.com/funny/13031_droopy-boobs.html

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Sometimes she's hot and sometimes she kinda looks horsefaced.
 
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Lacey Jones? (on the left)

She has like $12k live tourney winnings and is sponsored by Absolute Poker. So technically that makes her a pro right?

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Fake boobs and ugly face. Well, not ugly, but not lovely either. Other than that she is hot. I vote no
 
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jennifer_tilly_010.jpg


Jennifer Tilly seems like she would be pretty easy to get into bed after a couple drinks. ;)
 
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that picture is fake.... But she is very hot...id take her from chad brown in a second
 
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:cool: ...tall,medium,short,redheads,blondes,brunetes,round,oval,upright,lowswing,tiny... perfection is unattaiable..they are all unique in thier own ways....its all the beauty of a healthy woman ;)
Vannessa or liv..:confused: ..I'd be chatting them both up if I met them on the beach or anywhere. :D
 
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I don't find her attractive at all. Also, that pic in the OP looks heavily/badly photoshoped.
 
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like someone said above "Sometimes she's hot and sometimes she kinda looks horsefaced." the horseface killed her hotness so i vote NOT HOT. now lacey jones she is smokin hot.
 
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I am not even Bi , but I would have a hard time turning them down.
 
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