Player 1: "Bill, it's your BB again."
Player 2: "Oh, is it? how much?"
Player 1: "Same as last time, 100."
Player 2: "Ok."
Next orbit:
Player 1: "Bill, you're BB...."
Player 2: "Oh, is it? How much"
Player 1: "Same as last time, 100."
Player 2: "Oh, Ok.:
OR
Player 1: "Oh is it my turn again? What do I have to do?"
Player 2: "Well you're first to act, so you can check, bet, or fold. It's up to you."
Player 1: "Ok, I'll check."
...checked to button, button bets....
Player 1: "Is it my turn again?"
Player 2: "It is."
Player 1: "Ok, what do I do now?"
Player 2: "He bet, so you can either call, raise or fold."
Player 1: "Ok, I'll call."
....and it continues this way on every decision on every hand....
Before you say "Well that's obviously a new player", think again. This is what I hear from one of the regular players (second example) that attends our local tourneys. This player is at every game, every second Saturday. At first I thought she was doing it because she really didn't know how to play, then, after her third win I thought she is just doing it to throw everyone off how good she is and get under our skin. But after months of careful observation, I realize that she is just daft, and really dosn'r comprehend what is going on around her. She can play cards like a pro, but can't understand the game precess. I just want to punch her in the teeth sometimes. lol