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Because of a back problem, a doctor prescribed a slow-working painkiller for me (to help me sleep through the night). When I came home from the pharmacy I stared at it for awhile and felt insulted.
The name of the drug is "Orudis Retard." I yelled back at the bottle, "no, I'm NOT this retard! Who you callin' retard!"
Seriously, screw that bottle. So rude.
Wow FP...
So, how many did you take before you read the bottle and wrote that? How long to ship a couple over to Dallas Tejas, they look fun.