How many anecdotes about poker do you know?

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Why are the cards red and black?
Because red is the color of blood
but black means that we still don't know a lot
 

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Can I learn luck?-
asked the young man
You can do it, first learn how to guess the future!
-said the teacher.
 
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-Which computer is the best to win a game of poker?
-The one who can see the opponent's cards !!
 
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I don't know any poker jokes at the moment
 
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What is the strongest card in a poker game?
-Ace of course !
But why can't ace always win?
 
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-Is pair 66 the same as pair 99?
--Yes, it's 66 at the North Pole, but if you're at the South Pole, it's 99!
 
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sometimes you don't need to look for jokes about poker, because poker itself jokes a lot with the river, etc.
 
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I know a few but the one that Ami happened to me was hard. After playing poker all day long in a tough tournament, I make a final table and with four left and going first in chips, a storm leaves me without internet and I couldn't play the tournament.
 
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-Can you trust poker?
-Only when I have money in my pocket, but before every game my faith is gone!
 
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-Aliens come to earth and see humans playing poker.
-What is this game, he asked the man - we haven't played for a long time, because we know how to read minds!
 
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-Where is the best place to play poker?
-Of course, in the ocean because there are the most fish!
 
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I thought about it, and it turns out I don't know any poker anecdotes. At least now I can't recall a single anecdote. But I do have a few favorite quotes. They are quite interesting and even to some extent funny.

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Is poker interesting?
no
Is poker uninteresting?
no
Why do people play poker?
-not people, but poker itself attracts people!
 
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I have countless, but the worst one is when I folded on turn an open straight flush and the river gave me it T_T
 
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Always cut the cards. You may not win more often, but you'll lose less often.
 
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A large family, 52 inhabitants from a deuce to an ace
-no 4 families of 13 each !
But why do they argue so much when they all meet at the same table?
 
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