How many anecdotes about poker do you know?

luckyfish98 · Jan 6, 2024

Why are the cards red and black?
Because red is the color of blood
but black means that we still don't know a lot

luckyfish98 · Jan 7, 2024

Can I learn luck?-
asked the young man
You can do it, first learn how to guess the future!
-said the teacher.

luckyfish98 · Jan 8, 2024

-Which computer is the best to win a game of poker?
-The one who can see the opponent's cards !!

Dasha_21 · Jan 8, 2024

I don't know any poker jokes at the moment

luckyfish98 · Jan 10, 2024

What is the strongest card in a poker game?
-Ace of course !
But why can't ace always win?

luckyfish98 · Jan 17, 2024

-Is pair 66 the same as pair 99?
--Yes, it's 66 at the North Pole, but if you're at the South Pole, it's 99!

oskarsbaumanis2 · Jan 18, 2024

sometimes you don't need to look for jokes about poker, because poker itself jokes a lot with the river, etc.

ficticius · Jan 18, 2024

I know a few but the one that Ami happened to me was hard. After playing poker all day long in a tough tournament, I make a final table and with four left and going first in chips, a storm leaves me without internet and I couldn't play the tournament.

luckyfish98 · Jan 31, 2024

-Can you trust poker?
-Only when I have money in my pocket, but before every game my faith is gone!

bullkk · Jan 31, 2024

The best poker anecdote is poker itself.

luckyfish98 · Feb 9, 2024

bullkk said:
The best poker anecdote is poker itself.

yes it is and even more...

luckyfish98 · Feb 11, 2024

-Aliens come to earth and see humans playing poker.
-What is this game, he asked the man - we haven't played for a long time, because we know how to read minds!

luckyfish98 · Mar 6, 2024

-Where is the best place to play poker?
-Of course, in the ocean because there are the most fish!

louuu19 · Mar 6, 2024

J5 is an unbeatable hand and 72 never lose

Igor G · Mar 6, 2024

I thought about it, and it turns out I don't know any poker anecdotes. At least now I can't recall a single anecdote. But I do have a few favorite quotes. They are quite interesting and even to some extent funny.