How to know you play too much online poker

[Poker Orifice]

when the teller at McDonald's gives you too much change & while deciding on whether or not to keep it... it suddenly dawns on you "Rakeback"

 

[99TERRANCE99]

When you don't get things you need todo done on a daily basis

 

[vinylspiros]

-When you count, after 9 comes T, J, Q...
-You read a license plate that says "OOP3B" and you think "man, he has at least AK"
-Some guy cuts you off and you call him a ****ing donk
-When you don't know what to say to a girl over IM you immediately try to look for her player notes.
-You refer to life decisions as +/-EV, annoying everyday things tilt you, etc.

^^^^^^ hillarious

 

[Poker Orifice]

A friend keeps calling you on the phone over & over. You see his name on the call display but you still call him "Vinylspiros" when you pick it up & answer.

 

[grilldoggy]

how to know

oh gee really good thread

u know you play too much when people you know well as donks are donking you and justifying their donkage with replies

 

[jjz]

-When you hate people named JJ because it makes you think of pocket jacks

that is my name:argh:.

lol

I have a friend named AK too. And one named TJ haha. odds would be in my favor if we all shoved preflop

 

[vinylspiros]

A friend keeps calling you on the phone over & over. You see his name on the call display but you still call him "Vinylspiros" when you pick it up & answer.

Hahhahahahahhahahaaahahahahahahahahahahhah. PO, u cracck me up.

 

[bernotas22]

what is too much for one person may be too little for another, too much though may be when you are just mentally not fit to play at the moment for a infinite number of reasons

 

[einsteintimes9]

When you lie to everyone because it gives you fold equity

 

[JOEBOB69]

Stealing this one from some where don't remember.
When the wife tells you, if you don't quit playing poker shes going to leave you. You then jump up, an say "that's a snap call"

 

[hobonc]

 

[stevenright]

poker gets into our mind in everything financially... i buy things i dont even need sometimes cause the price are too low (odds are too high)

 

[TheKid84]

Need more monitors.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

When you try to tell a family member a story with "brag," "beat," "variance."

 

[vinylspiros]

when you have waken up at 6 a.m on a Sunday using an alarm clock to play a tourney although you were hungover.

 

[NvrBlufn]

Your dogs get really excited to see you when you first walk in but then you sit down in front of the computer so they just go back to bed.

 

[Aleksei]

when you have waken up at 6 a.m on a Sunday using an alarm clock to play a tourney although you were hungover.

Now THAT'S degenerate.

 

[IM deusXmachina]

when your counting coins in real life and you stack them like you would your poker chips

Holy crap, I do this during daily cash reconciliation confirmations!

 

[matshark]

when you go to sleep all you can dream of is different hands you played that night lol

 

[IM deusXmachina]

when your phone rings with the clickety clak of chips on felt!

 

[Jblocher1]

When you think your clueless girlfriend is lying to u you say " I re raise" when she says "what?" U say "4 bet" she goes "WTF are u talking about?" And you go "I'm all in... I don't think u got the spades" lol

 

[Cokatoo56]

you never play too much poker

 

[PrsHarlequin]

I read an Irish Catholic guy talking about how he went straight to Sunday mass after a whole night (online) grind. When he approached a priest to take a communion, instead of saying 'Amen' he uttered 'All..', going for an 'Allin' ....

 

[JusSumguy]

When you've lost your rent money.

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[jsaw]

When I stop concentrating on the game and start doing other things during it.