I found a new one this weekend... You know you play too much poker when your wife buys a new pair of earrings and you calculate how many MTT buy-ins it equals for when you go to Vegas later this year.
-When you count, after 9 comes T, J, Q...
-You read a license plate that says "OOP3B" and you think "man, he has at least AK"
-Some guy cuts you off and you call him a ****ing donk
-When you don't know what to say to a girl over IM you immediately try to look for her player notes.
-You refer to life decisions as +/-EV, annoying everyday things tilt you, etc.
When you think your clueless girlfriend is lying to u you say " I re raise" when she says "what?" U say "4 bet" she goes "WTF are u talking about?" And you go "I'm all in... I don't think u got the spades" lol
