2 entries into a CC buy-in event($5.50 each) for the winners of this contest

[daxter70]

i would like to sit down at the table with "The Professor" Howard Lederer. I have his DVD and tutorials and have fashioned my game mostly after him. I am very analytical about my play, and it would be fun to butt heads with him. The guys in our poker league and weekly regulars also rag me about being the "JR PROFESSOR". I think it would be a long, drawn out game, with each of us thinking about our hands toooo much, especially me, or a quickie with cooler on one end!! Plus when we get done, i could get him to set me up with Annie, cuz her current boyfriend aint hittin on much...

 

[Poof]

I personally would like to play Gus Hanson. For the simple reason I have a bad habit of thinking I may have the better hand and calling someone's all-in's and in his case I feel I might actually have it and win


Excuse my ugly screenshot I am still learning this is the first one I have done, lol

 

[daxter70]

forgot...had my mind on ANNIE..

 

[Panamajoe]

I'll give it a shot

There once was a guy named Joe
Who wanted his bank roll to grow
So he got in Dog’s game
And then went quite insane
As he tried to come up with a name!

Hansen’s too pushy
He steals lotsa pot’
Negreanu would do,
Not the master but Scott.

Playing the Brat could be fun
With his great winning run
If you could find a way
To harness his tongue.

A chance to beat Nguyen
If it could be done
Would be quite a thrill
'specially if I won.

But to finish this up
And put you readers at ease
I’d surely pick Brunson
At the Binion?… OH PLEASE!

 

[KerouacsDog]

I once knew a guy called Joe
who entered a contest quite slow
he thought he might 'bin it'
but I 'think' he will win it
so PanamaJoe is good to go

 

[N.D.]

Good job Joe! I like your limerick.

Oh K.D. about the PM, promise I won't be bugging you constantly, just wanted to tell you a bit about the fun I started having once I went ahead and bit the bullet.

 

[fcumred]

THere was a young player called Chuck
Who wouldnt throw cards in the muck
He called all the way
Hits a boat seven trey
His opponent with Aces shouts "****"

 

[N.D.]

THere was a wee fish called Chuck
Who wouldnt throw cards in the muck
He called all the way
Hits a boat seven trey
His opponent with Aces shouts "****"

That's more accurate.

 

[KerouacsDog]

Good job Joe! I like your limerick.

Oh K.D. about the PM, promise I won't be bugging you constantly, just wanted to tell you a bit about the fun I started having once I went ahead and bit the bullet.

no probs, take care.............

THere was a young player called Chuck
Who wouldnt throw cards in the muck
He called all the way
Hits a boat seven trey
His opponent with Aces shouts "****"

muck?

 

[Sheepodog]

Without a doubt, Daniel Negreanu would be my choice. I believe in a live setting I could beat any one of the big name pros in a headsup match. But the tedium of a headsup match would be broken with Daniel's upbeat chatter. All the while, as he chats and tries to get a read on me, I'll be doing the same to him and feeding him misinformation. He not only has the charm and intellect to make for an enjoyable session, his poker play/style seem to reflect my own...crazy like a fox!! As all of the pro's do, he'll play many different starting hands and change up his play to keep his opponent off balance and try to grind out a win, but also has a bit of Gus Hansen "Kamakazi" in him too.

But I have the edge. He is afraid of amateurs. Simple as that. I have watched him play for the last 5 years. He knows nothing of me. And I'll crawl into his head as soon as I ask him to fix me up with his mom, and I WILL OWN HIM!!

 

[fcumred]

muck?

Muck as in the the name for the dead cards that have been folded.

Thats why you "muck" your cards

 

[gnk2727]

Muck as in the the name for the dead cards that have been folded.

Thats why you "muck" your cards

You know it was a joke right?

 

[daxter70]

I once knew a guy called Joe
who entered a contest quite slow
he thought he might 'bin it'
but I 'think' he will win it
so PanamaJoe is good to go

knew it soon as i read it...

thanks for the oppo KD!!!

 

[lpcjr]

I would have to say Marcel Luske. Where else could you get such a combo as great poker playing and great singing as that?

 

[KerouacsDog]

I would have to say Marcel Luske. Where else could you get such a combo as great poker playing and great singing as that?

who's Marcel Luske? and what does he sing?

 

[deadhxc]

who's Marcel Luske? and what does he sing?

Isnt that the guy who wears his sunglasses upside down or w/e?

 

[danny021]

i guess id have to go with scotty nguyen... i mean we all know how easily we can get him on tilt or acting like a complete retard.. some cocktails and i've got to fancy my chances... and once in a while if i bluff at him id show him the bluff just to make him completely on tilt..

 

[norbs286]

I would play Gus Hansen and go ALL IN without looking at my cards

Winning will be sweet... Losing, well, at least I would have a great story to tell

 

[eNTy]

I would play Stu Ungar and play him wearing nothing but a pair of purple sunglasses.

Then on the table would be 2 piles.
The first is the million pounds pile and the other would be the great mountain of cocaine borrowed from the set of Scarface.
He would be torn between 2 choices and I would just take his blinds while he faces this dilemma.

 

[jr19]

i would probably would love to play against phil ivey. that dude is sick and if beat him heads up i would be at an all time high.

 

[ziggymom]

I would have to pick Scotty Nguyen..... with the sparkle in his eye's when he is drinking and playing poker at the same time ........and i tried to put my fulltilt acct. up but not sure how to attach it

 

[Makwa]

chris moneymaker, cuz i believe i cant lose against him honestly (except with a bad beat, but id be positive).

Me 2, he thinks bluffing is poker... sry Im ineligible for the contest (good one) but I would love to take his money sometime...

 

[Panamajoe]

THere was a young player called Chuck
Who wouldnt throw cards in the muck
He called all the way
Hits a boat seven trey
His opponent with Aces shouts "****"

... Shuck(s)

 

[eNTy]

I feel .. empty

 

[arahel_jazz]

I feel .. empty

Dude... you don't KNOW empty...