***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[Jagsti]

Put out the joint?

Nah, I dont smoke the stuff. I was at a job today were they were growing it. Spent like 3 hours in a room of plants that was the strongest smelling stuff Ive ever come across.

 

[LuckyChippy]

I'm pretty sure we like boobs because we like arse and when we see boobs we think nice she must have a fine arse/make good babies, I want to hit that.

On the other side women have them so we go damn I bet she has a fine arse/makes good babies and we want to hit that.

Women all about wanting sex.

 

[fx20736]

i think i come up with 3 main reasons:
1. they are different from what we have, so interesting
2. social taboo
3. girls actually like me playing with them, and i like pleasuring girls, so there.

A nice set of tits is one of the 3 best things in life. I stare at every single set I see.

I think a Doctor who performs a breast reduction for women without a serious medical condition should lose his liscense.

 

[Lofwyr]

Maybe stop smoking so much weed you silly burnout.

Worst advice evar!

...

On a more boob related note, a hint of science! When you (or a baby) suck on a woman's nipples she starts to produce the chemical oxytocin, which is a primary chemical for that feeling of love. One of the main reasons breast feeding infants is such a bonding experience for the mother.

 

[xdeucesx]

I have been on the cooler of my life for about 12k hands now...you can flip the switch anytime now ftp

 

[cjatud2012]

I have been on the cooler of my life for about 12k hands now...you can flip the switch anytime now ftp

post hands in HA?

 

[PattyR]

today is thirsty thursday. dammm am i thirsty

 

[PC69]

Well, did good in a tourney today. Then got a call from my cell phone company. Someone opened four new accounts in my name in the last two days. Welllllll, my brother works at the store where the accounts were made. Isnt that nice of him. Not gonna call the cops although the cell phone company might as I told them Iam sure it was my brother.

Ate a nice dinner of steak and potatoes, and now having some drinks. Bring on April as I go back to work finally. U should all be excited cuz that means Ill be posting tons less in the cash thread.

 

[PattyR]

steak and potatoes is my fav.....besides hot wings

 

[Jurn8]

start my RL part time job tomorrow, 8.30am gotta be there by, then gym then home to grind!!!! And its rakeback friday, good times, £££££!

 

[PattyR]

i just got back from the gym bout half hour ago. gettin my swole on

 

[Jagsti]

Think I'm -$20 for the month exc rb, which when you consider I was -20 buy ins ($1k) 10 days ago is some sort of result!

 

[PC69]

start my RL part time job tomorrow, 8.30am gotta be there by, then gym then home to grind!!!! And its rakeback friday, good times, £££££!

Gl Jake. Congrats my dude.

 

[PC69]

Think I'm -$20 for the month exc rb, which when you consider I was -20 buy ins ($1k) 10 days ago is some sort of result!

And you too Jay. WTG after some sick mother ****ing beats. Good for you brother

 

[TylerN]

holy **** its hot outside

 

[benevg]

winning that was something of a surprise:

full tilt poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1258818
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: $50.00
BTN: $81.00
SB: $14.40
BB: $52.70
UTG: $22.75
UTG+1: $59.20
UTG+2: $160.40
MP1: $92.80
Hero (MP2): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with Q

Q

UTG raises to $1.75, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 4 folds, UTG raises to $22.75, Hero calls $16.75

Flop: ($46.25) K

5

Q

(2 players)

Turn: ($46.25) 4

(2 players)

River: ($46.25) Q

(2 players)

Final Pot: $46.25
UTG shows K

K

Hero shows Q

Q

Hero wins $43.95
(Rake: $2.30)

i stacked off since guy was something like 30/25 over 100 rush hands...

 

[Marginal]

Today was awesome. Im working right and my boss says that she has good and bad news for us. So im like oh shit, another mid night session or something. She says bad news is we wont see her tomorrow and good news was that we all get the day off.

Life could end right now, moment too sweet.

 

[Marginal]

A mug of gourmet coffee in 1 hand, a nice 90+ cigar in the other. This is one of those moments of self reflection, isnt it? I need to think

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Nah, I dont smoke the stuff. I was at a job today were they were growing it. Spent like 3 hours in a room of plants that was the strongest smelling stuff Ive ever come across.

I didn't quite have you pegged as a pothead. I was surprised for a second.

Was someone bloodied up there at the crime scene?

I work in the music industry and see a lot of pot... the hydroponic clones are really strong nowadays it seems to me.

 

[tenbob]

I've tried pot like 5 times in my life, it makes time slow down for me, and i mean slow. Last time was like 5 years ago, we were going to a club that was 10 mins away, half way there i tell the taxi driver he has gone way to far, that there is no need to be in the taxi for over 2 hours.

I get into the club, feel that the night is over and go to sleep in the corner. Supposedly it was the best night evar

 

[PC69]

WTF. Just said Wow to something i read in a different part of the forum. Wont mention what it is. Have to say that Iam a little disappointed in CC atm. Sucks when people are biased because I excel more at tourney's than cash games.

 

[Madmansam]

Congrats on the recovery Jagsti. Also I can relate tenbob. Tried pot more than a few times but always just made me tired. Never really found it all that fun or exciting.

 

[benevg]

march summary:
ended up about $220 up (midway was down 820, so decent second half)
42-43k hands, which is about par as i spend almost a week away from the tables
30k FTP, thanks to a tom dwan promotion
made iron for the third month in a row (had to buy a day, but that is totally worth it) - completing my 12th month in the program
finished the first deposit bonus and made my first ever withdrawal. now i am totally playing with other people's money (i never played with my own, but it wasn't really "money" until the point i started being able to withdraw some)

if i can play for 1k points every day in april, i'll make black card (and quite possibly buy the $1k bonus soon after), but i have the feeling this is not going to happen. still looking forward to it though

 

[LuckyChippy]

WTF. Just said Wow to something i read in a different part of the forum. Wont mention what it is. Have to say that Iam a little disappointed in CC atm. Sucks when people are biased because I excel more at tourney's than cash games.

Link? PM if you want.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

WTF. Just said Wow to something i read in a different part of the forum. Wont mention what it is. Have to say that Iam a little disappointed in CC atm. Sucks when people are biased because I excel more at tourney's than cash games.

Haters Hate.