How to explain the absurd variance of satellite tournaments? Bad is often about worse hands, everyone believes in All in lol, how to play better in a satellite tournament?
Pick better satellite tournaments.
There is variation in the format of satellite tournaments just like with regular tournaments. The rules for push/fold, ranges, etc. will vary depending on the buy-in, the speed, and the prize structure amongst other things.
If you play crappy penny or freeroll satellites that have a single ticket as the prize, for example, then don't expect anything less than a crappy slot machine poker experience.
If there's nothing else to take away from the modern
online poker experience, then at least keep in mind that it's your time that you are putting into this game so you may as well pick worthwhile things to spend it on.