*** Funny Update ***
Hey folks (and haters). So I had decided to give up on ever seeing my massive $150 ever again, and that I would just play reckless poker on $0.50/$1.00 no-limit tables... Guess what?? I DOUBLED THE MONEY! AHAHHAAHH!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!
...Also seems really strange because I doubled it in like the first 4 hands of logging back in! very interesting how that worked out. I just literally went all-in every hand, and won with complete JUNK hands (yes, cracked one guy's Queens with my 8-3 offsuit out of position in a MULTIWAY POT! LMFAO!!!
Honestly, this seems like too much of a coincidence (like they want me to stay on the site, waste more time, and rake, and not post anything bad about them) but I'm only gonna complain if I can't cash out.
Anyway, guess I will just send them a copy of my driver's license now, and hope to get this money out. Will post an update if I am unable to cash out these measly funds.