I was at a tournament and one older fellow sat between me and a young lady! She covered her face with a scarf? I thought ok, hiding
tells, then it hit me! Stink, I checked myself quickly but it kept coming. The old timer next to me stunk! So I asked him if he owned a farm, No, then I asked if he worked on a farm, No, then I asked if he worked on a dump truck, NO!
He say, why are you asking me these questions, I said, because you do not smell good! He looked at me like I had two heads!
Lucky he was out in a few
hands!