I was just double teamed by two of the jerks (opponent was fron Gainesville - that's America right? LOL).
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pokerstars Game #17439227370: Tournament #88405580, $33.00+$1.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/05/15 - 00:48:59 (ET)
Table '88405580 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: robwhufc (980 in chips)
Seat 2: D. Execute (2020 in chips)
robwhufc: posts small blind 10
D. Execute: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to robwhufc [5s 7h]
robwhufc: raises 40 to 60
D. Execute: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Ks 3c Qh]
D. Execute: checks
robwhufc: bets 90
D. Execute: calls 90
*** TURN *** [Ks 3c Qh] [9d]
D. Execute: checks
robwhufc: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ks 3c Qh 9d] [9s]
D. Execute: checks
robwhufc: bets 200
D. Execute: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
robwhufc: shows [5s 7h] (a pair of Nines)
D. Execute: shows [Qs 7s] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
D. Execute collected 700 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 700 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 3c Qh 9d 9s]
Seat 1: robwhufc (button) (small blind) showed [5s 7h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: D. Execute (big blind) showed [Qs 7s] and won (700) with two pair, Queens and Nines
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "my god"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "that was pretty intense"
D. Execute said, "how do u feel about what just happened there"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "no he ****in didnt"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "no he didnt"
D. Execute said, "oh no"
D. Execute said, "ohhhhh no"
D. Execute said, "that was a ****in snapcall"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "he just slaughtered ur whole family on that call"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "that was pretty sickening"
robwhufc said, "i'm out of my depth i know that"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "your in way over your head thats for sure"
D. Execute said, "at least u know im better than u"
D. Execute said, "unlike most donkeys on here that try and execute me"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "literally a zero percent chance of u winning this tournament"
robwhufc said, "i know"
D. Execute said, "well"
D. Execute said, "u just pushed ur K6"
D. Execute said, "lol"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "i take all your chips"
D. Execute said, "thats pretty pathetic"
D. Execute said, "were gonna play a game"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "ull just get to build ur confidence against this FISH"
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "even u getting lucky wont let u win"
PokerStars Game #17439276868: Tournament #88405580, $33.00+$1.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2008/05/15 - 00:52:24 (ET)
Table '88405580 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: robwhufc (1220 in chips)
Seat 2: D. Execute (1780 in chips)
robwhufc: posts small blind 15
D. Execute: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to robwhufc [8c Kd]
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "while ur wife has my chubby in her mouth"
robwhufc: raises 50 to 80
D. Execute: raises 130 to 210
robwhufc: calls 130
*** FLOP *** [Kh 8d Ah]
D. Execute: bets 210
robwhufc: raises 800 to 1010 and is all-in
D. Execute: calls 800
*** TURN *** [Kh 8d Ah] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 8d Ah 6d] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
D. Execute: shows [Ts Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
robwhufc: shows [8c Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MIAfan69420 [observer] said, "laterrrrr dude"
D. Execute collected 2440 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2440 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 8d Ah 6d As]
Seat 1: robwhufc (button) (small blind) showed [8c Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: D. Execute (big blind) showed [Ts Ad] and won (2440) with three of a kind, Aces
(P.S my wife is asleep upstairs and definately does NOT have the MIA person's (MIA = Miami? Miami is USA right?) chubby in her mouth.