****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[eNTy]

bday in october owns because there are no holidays around that time (besides halloween), and no one is away for any type of vacation/family event, etc

i guess
but i gots a small family so i dont rly do anything huge
and doesnt matter to me what month it is to go out and drink myself into the ground..

very nice case, i told u to TID tho learn to follow instructions what happened hu ?
now wheres my railers fee goddamnit

 

[tenbob]

Where are you going this time?

Tenbob gets too much time off imo.

portugal for a wedding, but only going to that for one day, got a car and a map for the rest

 

[switch0723]

this is why everest is hard

party poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 10 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $107.20 (107.2 bb)
Hero (BB): $153.90 (153.9 bb)
UTG: $20 (20 bb)
UTG+1: $45.93 (45.9 bb)
UTG+2: $21.40 (21.4 bb)
MP1: $78.22 (78.2 bb)
MP2: $255.45 (255.5 bb)
MP3: $124.80 (124.8 bb)
CO: $94.40 (94.4 bb)
BTN: $80 (80 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 8

8

4 folds, MP2 raises to $3.50, 3 folds, SB calls $3, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($10.50) 5

A

Q

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks

Turn: ($10.50) 3

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets $1, SB calls $1, Hero folds

River: ($12.50) J

(2 players)
SB checks, MP2 bets $1, SB calls $1

Results: $14.50 pot ($0.70 rake)
MP2 showed A

A

(three of a kind, Aces) and won $13.80 ($8.30 net)
SB mucked 3

3

(three of a kind, Threes) and lost (-$5.50 net)

Any brits watching the poker million? Super sick field for heat 1. Timex, Annette, Julian Gardner, Ram vaswani, Josh gould and some 6th guy who i havn't seen the face off or seen his name yet

 

[switch0723]

lol whoever is the 2nd commentator dude beside jesse may is a god then. One of his first lines 'I think that position is overrated'

 

[Caseace48]

i guess
but i gots a small family so i dont rly do anything huge
and doesnt matter to me what month it is to go out and drink myself into the ground..

very nice case, i told u to TID tho learn to follow instructions what happened hu ?
now wheres my railers fee goddamnit

haha maybe if you stayed up for four more hours after you got off you'd get your fee

And HU I lost a KQ suited flip against 3's he had me barely covered. Difference of $800 between 1st and 2nd was kinda a bummer but I can't complain about a $2100 injection.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

this is why everest is hard

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 10 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $107.20 (107.2 bb)
Hero (BB): $153.90 (153.9 bb)
UTG: $20 (20 bb)
UTG+1: $45.93 (45.9 bb)
UTG+2: $21.40 (21.4 bb)
MP1: $78.22 (78.2 bb)
MP2: $255.45 (255.5 bb)
MP3: $124.80 (124.8 bb)
CO: $94.40 (94.4 bb)
BTN: $80 (80 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 8

8

4 folds, MP2 raises to $3.50, 3 folds, SB calls $3, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($10.50) 5

A

Q

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks

Turn: ($10.50) 3

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets $1, SB calls $1, Hero folds

River: ($12.50) J

(2 players)
SB checks, MP2 bets $1, SB calls $1

Results: $14.50 pot ($0.70 rake)
MP2 showed A

A

(three of a kind, Aces) and won $13.80 ($8.30 net)
SB mucked 3

3

(three of a kind, Threes) and lost (-$5.50 net)

cleraly they're both afraid of the flush with such crazy action going on

And HU I lost a KQ suited flip against 3's he had me barely covered. Difference of $800 between 1st and 2nd was kinda a bummer but I can't complain about a $2100 injection.

see this is exactly why donkaments are horrible - even when you win a fair bit of money you still feel like crap afterwards because if you go deep your last hand is invariably a lost flip or cooler or something that 'costs' you hundreds (or thousands) of dollars.

 

[blankoblanco]

see this is exactly why donkaments are horrible - even when you win a fair bit of money you still feel like crap afterwards because if you go deep your last hand is invariably a lost flip or cooler or something that 'costs' you hundreds (or thousands) of dollars.

that's why the correct way to approach donkaments is to play them til you win one (note: may take decades), then never ever play another again. it's the only way to ever reach peace with MTTs. never playing them to start with is also acceptable

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

OMG, i looked it up
I don't think you want to know.....

actually i had to look it up too to check it meant what i thought it did - i wasn't entirely sure whether it was salacious or salubrious lole.

though i guess salubrious september would have worked too.

 

[Caseace48]

LOL, salubrious would of been better, but i like salacious even better .

still don't know what either of them mean but I like being ignorant

 

[LuckyChippy]

September has started as bad as August ended...

 

[switch0723]

'Its a thinking mans game, some people dont think with their mouths'
'They call him timex because he likes to take the same amount of time with each decision'
'I like the call with the a7 from the big blind (to a standard raise) because if you hit the ace, your hand is underrepped'

world class commentating

 

[LuckyChippy]

5NL full ring has been tilting me because you can't get value from anything everyone is so tight (pokerstars seems to play higher than FT). 1 hour of 6-max though has cheered me up greatly, these guys are crazy I don't why I left!

 

[jewboy07]

5NL full ring has been tilting me because you can't get value from anything everyone is so tight

haha this is a joke right?

 

[LuckyChippy]

No joke, I must be table selecting badly or something but at stars everyone is so tight.

 

[blankoblanco]

'I like the call with the a7 from the big blind (to a standard raise) because if you hit the ace, your hand is underrepped'

wow even norm chad isn't this stupid

 

[LuckyChippy]

haha this is a joke right?

I think it might be because I play the 50BB min tables and theres relatively few of them and there are probably better players there too as they've chosen a 50BB table.

 

[orangepeeleo]

5NL full ring has been tilting me because you can't get value from anything everyone is so tight.

Yeah they are soooo tight, i was disappointed after this b/c i could have got more value lol

Full Tilt, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $2 (40 bb)
SB: $4.95 (99 bb)
BB: $0.76 (15.2 bb)
UTG+1: $4.83 (96.6 bb)
UTG+2: $5 (100 bb)
MP1: $3.67 (73.4 bb)
MP2: $1.76 (35.2 bb)
MP3: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
Hero (CO): $5.18 (103.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Q:club: A:heart:
UTG+2 posts BB out of position, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 checks, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, BTN folds, SB calls $0.23, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.85) J:diamond: A:spade: T:club: (3 players)
SB checks, MP3 bets $0.80, Hero calls $0.80, SB calls $0.80

Turn: ($3.25) J:club: (3 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, Hero checks

River: ($3.25) 3:spade: (3 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2, MP3 folds

Results: $7.25 pot ($0.48 rake)
Hero showed Q:club: A:heart: (two pairs, Aces and Jacks) and won $6.77 ($3.72 net)
SB mucked and lost (-$3.05 net)

 

[LuckyChippy]

Meh, maybe ii've just been having a bad time at the tables...or maybe i suck

 

[switch0723]

already multiple buyins below ev this month, seems about right. Guess this won't be the first month ever that i run above ev but whatever i like the challenge

 

[eNTy]

meh ive pretty much run above ev my whole career even when losing thousands in a month, and it doesnt make u feel any better ..

and case fu it was 8 am when i went to bed

 

[switch0723]

im gon make so much money this month, yesiamyesiamyesiam

 

[Debi]

I don't know what to play in Sept - choices are getting slim lol.

 

[switch0723]

you know cash is the right thing to do

 

[eNTy]

^+1

6k hand goal for today reached, playing more later probs, its gonna be a looooowng grind

 

[Debi]

you know cash is the right thing to do