****OMG its the Rocktober Poker chat thread****

[Nick]

Stop with the drama peeps. As jurn said, lets keep this thread on track.

 

[switch0723]

aww the guy with the cool name managed to get himself banned in like an hour, solid effort

 

[vanquish]

nick ITT

:heart:

 

[bob_tiger]

aww the guy with the cool name managed to get himself banned in like an hour, solid effort

who?

 

[DawgBones]

WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? WHY?

This is my third fav drama here at CC. Perhaps one should be titled "As the stomach turns". Btw I prefer comedy

 

[switch0723]

dunno, name was something about a trout, just a random who posted in here

 

[bob_tiger]

dunno, name was something about a trout, just a random who posted in here

weird did he post how AK was a drawing hand?

 

[Tammy]

Oh please give it up. You know who it was.

 

[bob_tiger]

Oh please give it up. You know who it was.

actually i dont

 

[Tammy]

Right. Oh look! Pigs are flying!

 

[Mortis]

Hey everybody! Look over here! DoDoDoDoDo!!

 

[bob_tiger]

Right. Oh look! Pigs are flying!

is lying the cool thing to do now?

 

[Tammy]

is lying the cool thing to do now?

Is trolling? And unlike a lot of people, I don't tell lies.

 

[bob_tiger]

Is trolling? And unlike a lot of people, I don't tell lies.

all of the cool kids are doing it duh

 

[slycbnew]

<3 Mortis...

 

[slycbnew]

Running hot and sucking out for a change is fun...

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HAND #1
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poker stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BTN): $56.15 (112.3 bb)
SB: $50 (100 bb)
BB: $50.75 (101.5 bb)
CO: $71.70 (143.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Tc Th
CO folds, Hero raises to $1.50, SB raises to $4.50, BB folds, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.50) Qs Kh Ts (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $12.75, SB raises to $25, Hero raises to $51.65 and is all-in, SB calls $20.50 and is all-in

Turn: ($100.50) 7c (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($100.50) Td (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $100.50 pot ($2 rake)
SB showed Qd Qh (a full house, Queens full of Tens) and lost (-$50 net)
Hero showed Tc Th (four of a kind, Tens) and won $98.50 ($48.50 net)

 

[vanquish]

[x] bickering ITT

 

[Suited Frenzy]

I guess this guy just got bored really fast...

He was playin' pretty well for the 1st 6 minutes.........(LOL @ the 1st 6 minutes)

7th min he had a brain fart I guess, or he was hoping for runner runner clubs

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, 1.1 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) (t2090)
SB (t910)

Hero's M: 46.44

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

, A

, J

, 9

SB calls t15, Hero bets t90, SB calls t60

Flop: (t180) 8

, 4

, 9

(2 players)
Hero bets t180, SB raises to t360, Hero raises to t1260, SB calls t460 (All-In)

Turn: (t1820) Q

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t1820) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t1820

Results:
SB had A

, Q

, 2

, 6

(one pair, Queens).
Hero had K

, A

, J

, 9

(flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero won t1820

 

[jewboy07]

Stop with the drama peeps. As jurn said, lets keep this thread on track.

this thread has a "track?"

as "childish" as this is, it did spur from something that happened at a poker table so it probably fits in this thread better than other things

 

[Emperor IX]

Heaters suck. cuz then when you start running normal it feels like shit

Full Tilt, $1/$2 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (MP): $98.50 (98.5 bb)
CO: $39.50 (39.5 bb)
BTN: $19 (19 bb)
SB: $18.75 (18.8 bb)
BB: $44.50 (44.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP with 3

A

Hero raises, CO 3-bets, BTN calls, SB calls, BB folds, Hero calls

Flop: ($13) 3

7

A

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets, BTN calls, SB calls, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, BTN folds, SB calls, Hero caps, CO calls, SB calls

Turn: ($26) 4

(3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls

River: ($32) 8

(3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls

Results: $38 pot ($1 rake)
SB showed 7

J

(a flush, Ace high) and won $37 ($26 net)
Hero mucked 3

A

(two pairs, Aces and Threes) and lost (-$11 net)
CO mucked and lost (-$11 net)

 

[vanquish]

limit sux

 

[blankoblanco]

the jacksonville jaguars are the best team ever

 

[Suited Frenzy]

I wish I could win all HU SnGs that I play w/in 20 hands. Some take so ridiculously long. Not the last 2 I've played though...

Stacks:
SB with 1340
BB with 1660

Blinds:
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to BB:K♣ T♠ K♥ 2♠
Preflop: SB raises to 90 Hero raises to 270 SB calls [180]
Potsize: 540
Flop: 9♠ K♦ A♦ Hero bets [540] SB raises to 1,070, and is all in Hero calls [530] SB shows : 7♥ 8♠ A♥ J♥ Hero shows : K♣ 10♠ K♥ 2♠
Potsize: 2680
Turn: 9♦
Potsize: 2680
River: Q♣
SB shows two pair, Aces and Nines
Hero shows a full house, Kings full of Nines Hero wins the pot (2,680) with a full house, Kings full of Nines

Poker Hand Converter By Cardschat.com Poker Forum

 

[kleitches]

limit sux

lol I love how every post Emp makes is followed by at least 2-3 posts of how limit sux.

But really though, emp, move to NL plz. Limit sux. You'll win moar.

 

[Emperor IX]

Worst birthday ever.