****OMG its the Rocktober Poker chat thread****

[Emperor IX]

i am going to bed
and when i wake up im not going to be 18 anymore

im growing old

My birthdays tomorrow too. I'm not even going to be a TEENAGER anymore

and my eye still hurts

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Originally Posted by eNTy
i am going to bed
and when i wake up im not going to be 18 anymore

im growing old

My birthdays tomorrow too. I'm not even going to be a TEENAGER anymore

and my eye still hurts

Lol pupaments.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Just like Picasso

Baby is doing well but he has jaundice (very common) so he's bathing in blue light.

 

[Monoxide]

blue baby is strongest!

 

[Effexor]

I sent them a picture and they approve.

 

[blankoblanco]

blue baby = best baby

and happy birthdays to emp and enty and vanq, you old farts

 

[slycbnew]

This woulda qualified for the bad beat jackpot at my local poker room.

poker stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (CO): $64.35 (128.7 bb)
BTN: $40.65 (81.3 bb)
SB: $57.05 (114.1 bb)
BB: $9.75 (19.5 bb)
MP: $37.35 (74.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Jd Jh
MP folds, Hero raises to $2, BTN folds, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($4.50) Js 8d Jc (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($4.50) Ac (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $2.75, SB calls $2.25

River: ($10) 2c (2 players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $18.50, SB raises to $36, Hero raises to $59.60 and is all-in, SB calls $16.30 and is all-in

Results: $114.60 pot ($2 rake)
Hero showed Jd Jh (four of a kind, Jacks) and won $112.60 ($55.55 net)
SB mucked Ad As (a full house, Aces full of Jacks) and lost (-$57.05 net)

 

[Jurn8]

Happy Bday Emp + Enty!

 

[eNTy]

danke shon
my head pre-hurts

 

[WVHillbilly]

Mmmmmm....Waffle cake.

 

[eNTy]

hmmmm

can you believe my mom didnt get me a proper birthday cake ?
she forgot to order one and couldnt find one today

 

[WVHillbilly]

Looks like Mom thinks somebody's a big boy now.

Also looks like she might have been wrong.

 

[SPCotter]

Did you copy that off of my own chart for October? Seriously, the $5NL cash games have been slapping me in the face all week. Got a lot of ground to cover if I have any hope of reaching this month's goals... Best of luck to you all!

Being back at Uni makes it easier just to cut off and avoid the tilt, but I feel pretty on top of 20NL on B2B now after I struggled early in the summer, so yeah, bit of a slap in the face, I'll just revisit another day, cos at the moment, poker is meant to be some form of relaxation from my studies

 

[eNTy]

had something similar to this instead
but better

 

[Jurn8]

Being back at Uni makes it easier just to cut off and avoid the tilt, by going out and getting shit faced

FYP

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

Congrats WV!

 

[SPCotter]

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPCotter
Being back at Uni makes it easier just to cut off and avoid the tilt, by going out and getting shit faced


FYP

I wish! Engineering ftl

 

[Jurn8]

lol engineering

Business + accounting + finance ftw!

where you at uni?

 

[Jagsti]

Happy birthdaY Enty, may all your wishes come true

 

[Emperor IX]

I half-seriously want to be banned for the day so I can do my homework. My mom is in town and leaves with my dad back to texas TOMORROW. lol

 

[SPCotter]

lol engineering

Business + accounting + finance ftw!

where you at uni?

I take it thats what you do? I'm at Oxford Brookes and there's a decent poker scene with some very good players amongst it, it was when I came to uni 2 years ago that I became more of an active player. One of the guys here dropped out with just 1 semester to run on his degree, though he does have an ESOP bracelet to show for his troubles

 

[Jurn8]

lol nice SP

Xfactor is ****ing rigged imo!

 

[eNTy]

thx jagsti

 

[bob_tiger]

happy b-day enty

 

[bob_tiger]

found a fish at 50nl 6 max earlier but he kept leaving and just logged off