****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[Monoxide]

sick site selection switch

super serial succulent sick site selection switch

 

[blankoblanco]

switch surely site selects so splendidly, some spectators suspect sorcery

 

[Monoxide]

switch surely site selects so splendidly, some spectators suspect sorcery

hes a witch, burn him!

 

[KingCurtis]

surely switch sophisticatedly switched sites succeding so startlingly stars supernova'd

 

[widowmaker89]

Trying to look at my positional play. What is everyone's bb/hand from the sb and bb for non HU tables?

 

[Monoxide]

switch speculated switching sites subtly, so startled, Stars straddled switch so switch suddenly surrendered splendidly.

 

[KingCurtis]

switch speculated switching sites subtly, so startled, Stars straddled switch so switch suddenly surrendered splendidly.

i feel an epic alliteration battle, although I foresee Egon winning

 

[KingCurtis]

switch sweated someone so site switching seemed seemingly sufficient, sourly switch stacked superstacked694820 so satisfyingly santa salivated

 

[eNTy]

went to bar 8 hours ago
just came home

dont think i can be more dronk

 

[Monoxide]

there's always room for more drunken adventures.

 

[pantin007]

was playing 25nl and came across this massive fish unfortunately he moved to 50nl where im not rolled so i bought in for half stack, knew he would stack any 9 or fd so i thought shove was ebst play

Absolute/UB Cereus No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (4 handed) - Absolute/UB Cereus Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
Button ($68.19)
SB ($91.72)
Hero (BB) ($23.50)
UTG ($143.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

, 9

1 fold, Button calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.50) 5

, 7

, 9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.25, Button raises to $2.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $22.50, Button raises to $46, Hero calls $0.50 (All-In)

Turn: ($47.50) A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($47.50) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $47.50 | Rake: $2.50
Results:
Button had 2

, 9

(one pair, nines).
Hero had 7

, 9

(two pair, nines and sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $45

 

[Zorba]

Nice read there Jeremy.

 

[pantin007]

i feel kinda dirty for shortstack-bumhunting

 

[Zorba]

Playing back against the aggressive button stealers and c betters is teh nuts...

Stacks:
I with 2

Blinds:
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to ChipaJones:T♦ J♦
Sklansky group 3
Preflop:
6 players fold.
nvillaco raises to $1 chipajones raises to $3.25
1 players fold.
nvillaco calls [$2.25]
Total folds this street: 7
Flop: 9♠ J♠ J♣ Hero checks nvillaco bets [$3] chipajones calls [$3]
Turn: K♣ chipajones bets [$12.75] nvillaco raises to $19.01, and is all in chipajones calls [$6.26] nvillaco shows : K♥ 10♣ Hero shows : 10♦ J♦
River: J♥ nvillaco shows a full house, Jacks full of Kings Hero shows four of a kind, Jacks Hero wins the pot ($48.24) with four of a kind, Jacks

Gotta love that KC, teh nuts it is.

 

[Suited Frenzy]

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 7

J

Hero calls $0.50

I love the UTG limp w/ J 7 offsuit :rofl:

I bet WV went mad :banghead: :motz: & started saying "why, why, why???" when he seen this :rofl:

 

[jdeliverer]

I was just watching the hand where quad aces lost to a royal flush... that's so ridiculous. I would hurt somebody if i had quads and lost in the wsop ME.

Especially since I've had quads what, 4 times in my career?

 

[WVHillbilly]

I love the UTG limp w/ J 7 offsuit :rofl:

I bet WV went mad :banghead: :motz: & started saying "why, why, why???" when he seen this :rofl:

Actually I thought "look Zach used to limp UTG with trash back when he played 50nl, I bet he doesn't do that (much) now".

 

[Tygran]

Weeeeee

flop call maybe a tad thin but i figured i had a ton of good potential turn cards and was only getting a bajillion to one.

Did I mention all 3 villains are absolutely horrifically bad?

I love fish that can't vbet (i was done on that turn)

then the most beautiful river in the world rolled off


pokerstars Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($37.10)
BB ($12.80)
UTG ($24)
MP ($42.90)
Hero (CO) ($25)
Button ($12.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

, 10

, 2

, A

UTG bets $0.85, MP calls $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, Button calls $0.85, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) A

, K

, 3

(4 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero checks, Button bets $1.75, UTG calls $1.75, MP calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($10.75) K

(4 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero checks, Button checks

River: ($10.75) Q

(4 players)
UTG bets $0.25, MP raises to $11, Hero raises to $22.25, 2 folds, MP calls $11.25

Total pot: $55.50 | Rake: $2.75

(villain had KQxx..forget the xx)

 

[Suited Frenzy]

I was just watching the hand where quad aces lost to a royal flush... that's so ridiculous. I would hurt somebody if i had quads and lost in the WSOP ME.

Especially since I've had quads what, 4 times in my career?

WOW Seriously?

I've hit quads 3 times in 1 session before. Lost track of the total count way back in '07.

 

[pantin007]

Weeeeee

flop call maybe a tad thin but i figured i had a ton of good potential turn cards and was only getting a bajillion to one.

Did I mention all 3 villains are absolutely horrifically bad?

I love fish that can't vbet (i was done on that turn)

then the most beautiful river in the world rolled off


PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($37.10)
BB ($12.80)
UTG ($24)
MP ($42.90)
Hero (CO) ($25)
Button ($12.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

, 10

, 2

, A

UTG bets $0.85, MP calls $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, Button calls $0.85, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) A

, K

, 3

(4 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero checks, Button bets $1.75, UTG calls $1.75, MP calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($10.75) K

(4 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero checks, Button checks

River: ($10.75) Q

(4 players)
UTG bets $0.25, MP raises to $11, Hero raises to $22.25, 2 folds, MP calls $11.25

Total pot: $55.50 | Rake: $2.75

(villain had KQxx..forget the xx)

u missed 15cents of value

 

[Suited Frenzy]

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($37.10)
BB ($12.80)
UTG ($24)
MP ($42.90)
Hero (CO) ($25)
Button ($12.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

, 10

, 2

, A

UTG bets $0.85, MP calls $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, Button calls $0.85, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) A

, K

, 3

(4 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero checks, Button bets $1.75, UTG calls $1.75, MP calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($10.75) K

(4 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero checks, Button checks

River: ($10.75) Q

(4 players)
UTG bets $0.25, MP raises to $11, Hero raises to $22.25, 2 folds, MP calls $11.25

Total pot: $55.50 | Rake: $2.75

(villain had KQxx..forget the xx)

WOW, that was the only card in the deck that could get you max value.

Nice ROYAL :top:

 

[Tygran]

u missed 15cents of value

lol i know... i screwed up with the mouse there, thought i had gone all the way over and was in too much of a hurry to hit "raise"

 

[jdeliverer]

u missed 15cents of value

If he had bet the extra 15 cents, then villain would have folded obv.

 

[pantin007]

If he had bet the extra 15 cents, then villain would have folded obv.

touché

 

[WVHillbilly]

Villain is 91/38/4 0% fold to 3-bet. This is the 4th time I have 3bet him in only 23 hands and each previous time he has folded to a cbet. Glad he decided to stick around with his OESD this time.

Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $27 (54 bb)
SB: $35 (70 bb)
BB: $98.25 (196.5 bb)
UTG+1: $67.15 (134.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): $91 (182 bb)
MP1: $131.20 (262.4 bb)
MP2: $112.10 (224.2 bb)
MP3: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+2 with 9

9

UTG+1 raises to $2, Hero raises to $8, 7 folds, UTG+1 calls $6

Flop: ($16.75) Q

3

9

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $10, UTG+1 calls $10

Turn: ($36.75) 9

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $20, UTG+1 calls $20

River: ($76.75) 8

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets $29.15 and is all-in, Hero calls $29.15

Results: $135.05 pot ($3 rake)
UTG+1 showed T

J

(a straight, Eight to Queen) and lost (-$67.15 net)
Hero showed 9

9

(four of a kind, Nines) and won $132.05 ($64.90 net)


BTW I'm back at 50nl cause I suck and need to build some confidence.