lcid86
Legend
Loyaler
I saw this twice earlier in the month at Mandalay and Excalibur.. After the turn, 3 cards to a Flush draw and a straight draw showing. Big all-in bet from first to act and call. Pots were both over 600 on a 1-2 table. Caller had pocket aces both times and an Ace on the board. Both callers said they couldn't fold a set of aces... even though they had no draw over than a full boat...both lost.
Jacki Burkhart
long winded rambler...
Silver Level
This from last night: this is a live $200 tourney with about 150 players and we are still like 30 players from the money....or in other words we're not even close to the money.
Short stack goes all in for like 7bb a big stack calling station calls and another guy goes all in for like 30bb. calling station folds the short stack had like Q9 and the pusher had JJ.
Short stack ends up doubling up becuse he hits a queen. the calling station bitches and moans for like 5 minutes about how the JJ shouldn't have raised because he got calling station to fold, and calling station would have made a pair of kings by the river and they could have knocked a player out.
This guy was absolutely convinced that the JJ made a horrible play and wouldn't shut up about it. Kept on going on and on how "I could have raised with my K but I didn't. I just called because we need to knock players out!" and the JJ says "why didn't you raise? that would have been fine and I wouldn't have been mad"
"you don't get it! If I raise it makes it harder to knock people out. That's why it's always better to just call. Everybody should just call"
Short stack goes all in for like 7bb a big stack calling station calls and another guy goes all in for like 30bb. calling station folds the short stack had like Q9 and the pusher had JJ.
Short stack ends up doubling up becuse he hits a queen. the calling station bitches and moans for like 5 minutes about how the JJ shouldn't have raised because he got calling station to fold, and calling station would have made a pair of kings by the river and they could have knocked a player out.
This guy was absolutely convinced that the JJ made a horrible play and wouldn't shut up about it. Kept on going on and on how "I could have raised with my K but I didn't. I just called because we need to knock players out!" and the JJ says "why didn't you raise? that would have been fine and I wouldn't have been mad"
"you don't get it! If I raise it makes it harder to knock people out. That's why it's always better to just call. Everybody should just call"
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BEAST MODE
Rising Star
Bronze Level
A guy did this to me when I had KK and he had garbage. I flopped top set and everything, but the flop came 3 spades and river was a 4th spade. He was holding the 4 of spades for the win. But he said the same thing before he 3bet to all in. I was dumb founded because we both had a stack of around $600 ....it was 1-3 blinds.
terryk
TheCanuckwithalltheluck
Bronze Level
most funny thing bad players say is to complain about `donkeys` or `idiots`,,,ummm do you hear yourself? who do you want to play? a smart player instead? isn`t that you? lmao,,,,,i guess it isn`t,,,,,you see,good players don`t complain about donkeys or chasers,,,,,,we take their chips away from them,,,,,easily. :joyman
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ger008t
Enthusiast
Silver Level
Four Dogs
Legend
Silver Level
Foxwoods $1/$2 nlh. UTG limps and there are 5 followers including the blinds. Flop comes 68Qr. The blinds check and UTG bets $10. It folds to older man in CO who calls. The SB folds and the BB calls. The Turn is a blank and all check. The River is a Jack and once again it checks around. The dealer says "Show me a winner!". The BB mucks, UTG shows a weak suited Queen and the old man in the CO tables 66 for a flopped set and proudly scoops a $40 pot. Asked why he never bet or raised a single time he says, "Are you kidding me? A set of sixes isn't nearly strong enough to raise. Do you have any idea how many straights are coming off the deck these days?"
I couldn't help but think that he probably sees more than his fair share.
I couldn't help but think that he probably sees more than his fair share.
Jacki Burkhart
long winded rambler...
Silver Level
this one I hear all the time
"I lose like 90% of my flips"
i'm thinking "No you don't. are you suggeting math doesn't work in the delusional world you have created?"
edit: I do get it. there was one world series summer where I only won 1 out of 16 or 17 flips. THAT really sucked, and made for a lot of free time. But then a year later I swear I won the nearly all of my flips. I didn't keep count because you don't "dwell" on the flips you win but I know out of the 6 or 7 big flips that mattered where thousands of dollars of equity was on the line I won them all. I eventually lost the last one and of course it was disappointing since I was out....but I couldn't even be upset because I recognized how good I had been running.
"I lose like 90% of my flips"
i'm thinking "No you don't. are you suggeting math doesn't work in the delusional world you have created?"
edit: I do get it. there was one world series summer where I only won 1 out of 16 or 17 flips. THAT really sucked, and made for a lot of free time. But then a year later I swear I won the nearly all of my flips. I didn't keep count because you don't "dwell" on the flips you win but I know out of the 6 or 7 big flips that mattered where thousands of dollars of equity was on the line I won them all. I eventually lost the last one and of course it was disappointing since I was out....but I couldn't even be upset because I recognized how good I had been running.
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Gangsta1394
Enthusiast
Silver Level
players who complain are the worst. They act like they are unlucky or that they are owed something. I was at a home game where a guy busted with about 80bb and had his aces cracked and threw his chips at the winner and said IF YOU WANT THEM SO BAD TAKE THEM and stormed out. some people can't handle the swings
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kapos77
Visionary
Silver Level
I am playing online poker for 7 years now , and i turn all chat off thats the best
Matt Vaughan
King of Moody Rants
Bronze Level
Best addition to this thread ever. :angel:
BlackJesus
Visionary
Silver Level
These players were from english speaking countries? Because if not, I do not find here anything excessivly laughable. They simply do not know poker jargon in english but want to sound cool. Its very much like when someone is trying to act cool in foreign language but does not know what he is actually doing. Sounds and looks stupid, but it happens from time to time.
TheNutz4You
Legend
Loyaler
Don't ask me why but I laughed out loud at this for a good 15 seconds. thanks
BriceNice
Rock Star
Silver Level
Not what people say exactly but when I see people lose their mind in anger during a free roll saying "how could you do this and how could you do that?" I always tell them, you paid ZERO dollars to be in this, what are you complaining about?
Jacki Burkhart
long winded rambler...
Silver Level
had a guy 5 bet on me with T3s. I 6bet jammed for about the size of the pot he says "Oh man. I priced myself in"
he calls and I have AA. I won't share how it ended because only bad players complain about bad beats.
Four Dogs
Legend
Silver Level
From a local card room playing $1/$2nl. It's HU on the flop in a $50 Pot. A very short stack shoves All-in for maybe $25. The other player, a middle aged lady, thinks for a real long time and finally folds. As she mucks she says. "I had to fold. I had too many outs. That's when they don't come."
