Bad Odors at the table

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I have had my share of men with serious breath issues at the cash poker table Some are quite young and i wonder how their girlfriends or wives put up with that stale stink when they get home or when they kiss them if they actually do. I was actually surprised yesterday when i was seated next to a female dealer at a $1 $2 table . When she leaned over to deal the cards i detected a slight ass sweat odor from her seat or her ass . Usually you find that from the male dealers but more from the male players at the table .

You're obviously not into us much as I can see you're as busy here as a mouse in a trap. So if we can't talk you into the fart free world of chat.........try peppermint oil. A dab around your mustache area should stave off the rankest constipated sweaty ass cheese of your favorite dealer while she slides your chips over to Mr. Halitosis.

Good luck pal. :D
 
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I can absolutely recommend peppermint oil. I have used it many summers while working on a farm. When I had to clean some of the doo-doo the smell was just so bad I puked the first time. I put some peppermint oil under my nose and I never had issue again. You can also use lavender oil. Gum is also an option. Or the tip of a flower like a rose, although that might be weird at the pokertable....
 
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This really is the worst part of live poker. Some people smell so bad they should be removed from the table. 99.9% of the awful smells come from men.
 
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When something smells bad it's very unpleasant. We have to keep an eye on hygiene.
 
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I suffer from a chronic runny nose,I smell such is not threatened. -)))
 
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I have had my share of men with serious breath issues at the cash poker table Some are quite young and i wonder how their girlfriends or wives put up with that stale stink when they get home or when they kiss them if they actually do. I was actually surprised yesterday when i was seated next to a female dealer at a $1 $2 table . When she leaned over to deal the cards i detected a slight ass sweat odor from her seat or her ass . Usually you find that from the male dealers but more from the male players at the table .
Interesting topic lol
While I am no expert on this issue and also being a man, I also would of stated that there are so many more men who fall into this category then woman, but I recall being around a conversation between my three older sisters and their girlfriends when I was a youngster and the stench factor with females came up in their conversation and they all agreed how dirty/smelly many females really are.
So maybe we should keep gender out of the conversation and state how disgustingly filthy people can be.
 
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I had to deal with this last Saturday at WinStar Casino.The guy to my left had the worst smelling BO and bad breath that I almost went all in just to lose and get away from him.
 
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