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Not only did villain let himself down, I feel as though he let this damn thread down, and that's obviously much worse.

poker stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players

BTN: $82.65 (165.3 bb)
SB: $54.77 (109.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $51.55 (103.1 bb)
CO: $18.47 (36.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8
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T
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CO folds, BTN raises to $1.50, SB folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 7
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Q
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4
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(2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, BTN calls $2.25

Turn: ($7.75) 6
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(2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN calls $5.50

River: ($18.75) K
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(2 players)
Hero bets $13, BTN folds

Results: $18.75 pot ($1.22 rake)
Final Board: 7
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Q
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4
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6
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K
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BTN mucked and lost (-$9.25 net)
Hero mucked 8
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T
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and won $17.53 ($8.28 net)


No, don't ask me what I was thinking, I was obviously losing it at this point in the sesh lol

BTW, he tanked, and I was thinking of this thread while it was happening.
 
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So you think your bad?


PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

Button ($24.14)
SB ($15.35)
BB ($12.50)
UTG ($14.05)
MP ($20.69)
Hero (CO) ($17.26) (not even full stacked, from previous hand which i assume was another spew)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6
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, J
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1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.60, 3 folds, MP raises to $4.45, Hero calls $1.85

Flop: ($9.25) 7
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, 9
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, K
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(2 players)

MP checks, Hero bets $3.20, MP calls $3.20

Turn: ($15.65) A
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(2 players)

MP checks, Hero bets $9.61 (All-In), MP calls $9.61

River: ($34.87) 5
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(2 players, 1 all-in)


Total pot: $34.87 | Rake: $1.57

Results below:
MP had K
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, K
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(three of a kind, Kings).

Hero had 6
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, J
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(high card, Ace).

Outcome: MP won $33.30


PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

Button ($13.94)
SB ($18.33)
Hero (BB) ($16.22)
UTG ($5.48)
MP ($9.17)
CO ($26.79)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A
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, 9
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3 folds, Button raises to $0.20, SB raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.70, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.80) 6
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, 5
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, 8
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(2 players)

SB bets $1, Hero calls $1

Turn: ($3.80) 6
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(2 players)

SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

River: ($6.80) 8
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(2 players)

SB bets $2.60, Hero raises to $12.05, SB calls $9.45

Total pot: $30.90 | Rake: $1.39

Results below:
SB had J
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, J
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(two pair, Jacks and eights).

Hero had A
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, 9
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(two pair, eights and sixes).

Outcome: SB won $29.51



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LOL. Good post Vinylspiros. :D
 
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Not only did villain let himself down, I feel as though he let this damn thread down, and that's obviously much worse.

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players

BTN: $82.65 (165.3 bb)
SB: $54.77 (109.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $51.55 (103.1 bb)
CO: $18.47 (36.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8
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T
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CO folds, BTN raises to $1.50, SB folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 7
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Q
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4
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(2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, BTN calls $2.25

Turn: ($7.75) 6
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(2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN calls $5.50

River: ($18.75) K
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(2 players)
Hero bets $13, BTN folds

Results: $18.75 pot ($1.22 rake)
Final Board: 7
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Q
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4
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6
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K
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BTN mucked and lost (-$9.25 net)
Hero mucked 8
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T
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and won $17.53 ($8.28 net)


No, don't ask me what I was thinking, I was obviously losing it at this point in the sesh lol

BTW, he tanked, and I was thinking of this thread while it was happening.


OMG, were you trying to lose on purpose so that you can win the award of SPEW OF THE YEAR? that doesnt count. :p

BTW, well played. that reminds me of the way i used to play before you guys slaughtered me and called me an aggrodonk.:D
 
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If The Saviour says so . . . :(

I shall redouble my efforts.


Matt for what its worth. I think that was pretty spewy,yet u had a flush draw so its not the superspew of the century. Id say you played the hand rather nitty.:p:p
 
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Not only did villain let himself down, I feel as though he let this damn thread down, and that's obviously much worse.

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players

BTN: $82.65 (165.3 bb)
SB: $54.77 (109.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $51.55 (103.1 bb)
CO: $18.47 (36.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8
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T
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CO folds, BTN raises to $1.50, SB folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 7
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Q
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4
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(2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, BTN calls $2.25

Turn: ($7.75) 6
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(2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN calls $5.50

River: ($18.75) K
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(2 players)
Hero bets $13, BTN folds

Results: $18.75 pot ($1.22 rake)
Final Board: 7
diamond4.gif
Q
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4
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6
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K
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BTN mucked and lost (-$9.25 net)
Hero mucked 8
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T
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and won $17.53 ($8.28 net)


No, don't ask me what I was thinking, I was obviously losing it at this point in the sesh lol

BTW, he tanked, and I was thinking of this thread while it was happening.
I like it so you KNOW it's spew!
 
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Thread not complete without WV graph IMO.
 
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PokerStars - $0.16 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: $16.64 (VPIP: 23.33, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 7.41, hands: 62)
CO: $24.97 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
BTN: $16.02 (VPIP: 12.00, PFR: 12.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 26)
SB: $16.00 (VPIP: 15.16, PFR: 9.57, 3Bet Preflop: 2.58, Hands: 380)
Hero (BB): $16.99

SB posts SB $0.08, Hero posts BB $0.16

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.24) Hero has Q:heart: A:diamond:

fold, CO raises to $0.48, fold, SB raises to $1.44, Hero calls $1.28, CO calls $0.96

Flop: ($4.32, 3 players) K:club: 6:spade: J:club:
SB bets $2.88, Hero calls $2.88, CO calls $2.88

Turn: ($12.96, 3 players) 2:club:
SB checks, Hero bets $12.67 and is all-in, CO calls $12.67, SB calls $11.68 and is all-in

River: ($49.98, 3 players) 5:heart:

Hero shows Q:heart: A:diamond: (High Card, Ace) (Pre 29%, Flop 28%, Turn 0%)
CO shows T:club: 8:club: (Flush, King High) (Pre 44%, Flop 42%, Turn 83%)
SB shows Q:diamond: A:club: (High Card, Ace) (Pre 27%, Flop 31%, Turn 17%)
CO wins $48.48
 
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tbf I didn't realise CO was still in the hand.

10 tabling ftw
 
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Pretty good effort. I bet CO couldn't believe it.
 
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 62.4 BB (VPIP: 36.11, PFR: 23.15, 3Bet Preflop: 15.15, Hands: 110)
MP: 250 BB (VPIP: 8.70, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 23)
CO: 112.8 BB (VPIP: 16.13, PFR: 12.90, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 31)
Hero (BTN): 132.6 BB
SB: 133.6 BB (VPIP: 22.58, PFR: 12.90, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 31)
BB: 105.4 BB (VPIP: 17.76, PFR: 15.89, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 108)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 2:spade: J:spade:

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, SB calls 1.6 BB, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 3 players) 9:spade: T:heart: 5:heart:
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 4 BB, SB calls 4 BB, BB calls 4 BB

Turn: (18 BB, 3 players) 8:spade:
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 11 BB, SB raises to 24 BB, fold, Hero calls 13 BB

River: (66 BB, 2 players) A:heart:
SB bets 20.8 BB, Hero raises to 102.6 BB and is all-in, SB calls 81.8 BB

Hero shows 2:spade: J:spade: (High Card, Ace) (Pre 28%, Flop 15%, Turn 23%)
SB shows J:club: Q:heart: (Straight, Queen High) (Pre 72%, Flop 85%, Turn 77%)
SB wins 260 BB

Got caught up in the moment and decided I never have a bluff therefore he can never call. After it I questioned why I would call the turn if I thought he could fold the river. Suppose heart draw is more common than backdoor one but still.

Edit: could you guys actually give me feedback on this. I still think it wasn't a bad spot to make a move. Perhaps against a better player though. Stats at the time of this hand were 21/13.
 
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I would typically want to hold the nut-blocker (Kh) to make this move, and I don't think I would make it at 5nl. Hell, I think it's probably not profitable at 25nl. But, I am an amateur LAGtard sometimes, so I do it anyway.

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Nut blocker doesn't make any difference in this situation. I knew exactly what he had (minus the suits). He doesn't play anything other than QJ this way. I was almost getting the correct odds to flush mine + massive implied odds cause he isn't too great a player. I reckon it was a bad play due to the player. If this were against a capable regular I would definitely make the move again, the only factor preventing me from doing that is simply that good regulars aren't going to be giving me those odds.

I would appreciate spewtards 9K, Ducky and WV's thoughts on the matter please :)
 
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Its pretty sick that he bets so small OTR, like i would say fold river but when he bets that i get tempted to ship it down his throat, however i think when an unknown x/r's the turn on this board we should be kinda worried, obvs we call the turn regardless

Id say fold river for like any bet over 25BB haha but when he bets 20 i can see why you shipped it over him and tbh i think its fine
 
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I like to look at the petty stuff. I hate that c-bet.
 
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Nut blocker doesn't make any difference in this situation. I knew exactly what he had (minus the suits). He doesn't play anything other than QJ this way. I was almost getting the correct odds to flush mine + massive implied odds cause he isn't too great a player. I reckon it was a bad play due to the player. If this were against a capable regular I would definitely make the move again, the only factor preventing me from doing that is simply that good regulars aren't going to be giving me those odds.

I would appreciate spewtards 9K, Ducky and WV's thoughts on the matter please :)
Honestly it just looks standard to me. :D
 
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Make a note of that guy and just shove nuts into him?
 
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Don't trust a 23/12 to fold a straight. A note really shouldn't be needed the fact he's a nitty fish is assurance enough.
 
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Given that these player types are only calling with draws + weak made hands both of which we can barrel against easily with lots of turn cards helping us I like the Cbet.


Wondering if I should make a new set of notes for nitfish and regfish or just give them the fish one, do you guys specify fish to that extent, or is simply "fish" enough?
 
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I just have two fish colours for aggressive and passive. I dunno I never really needed to expand on it.
 
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Lol 6s3s wowzersss thats a winner if ive ever seen one. Calling anything at all will result in bankroll delpetion. Unless of course your playing against first timers. I always facepalm when i used to do things like this haha.
 
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Lol 6s3s wowzersss thats a winn:cool: er if ive ever seen one. Calling anything at all will result in bankroll delpetion. Unless of course your playing against first timers. I always facepalm when i used to do things like this haha.

thanks for the love
 
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