*** November Cash Thread ***

[BelgoSuisse]

If you're going to post a wall of standard hands ITT at least have the courtesy to post something worthwhile to go with it.

best CC moderator ever.

 

[cjatud2012]

ice cream itt? yes plz

edit: ahh my pic is too big lol, here I'll just post the link

 

[PattyR]

i scream u scream...yes please.

 

[LuckyChippy]

I like. Where this. Is going.

 

[fx20736]

If you're going to post a wall of standard hands ITT at least have the courtesy to post something worthwhile to go with it.

Like this:

Now, bear in mind that I haven't been playing Poker for very long but do you think the following are in your range? What's my equity against?

 

[eNTy]

weird wake up thread up in here

monoxide shipped 200k on ub bad beat jackpot

i havent played poker serious since june or something

i havent had many sober hours since friday night. i dont want to go to school.

hello waffle cones.

 

[atlantafalcons0]

YouTube - Spike "Lick"

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

YouTube - Jessica Simpson's Ice Cream

 

[WVHillbilly]

Whatever... I really prefer those bigger waffle cones.

I don't know sometimes those big cones just look fake.

best CC slanty ever.

fyp

ice cream itt? yes plz

edit: ahh my pic is too big lol, here I'll just post the link

Worth a click.

Now, bear in mind that I haven't been playing Poker for very long but do you think the following are in your range? What's my equity against?

I think your estimation is just a bit too wide. I have no GILFs in my range.

 

[onemorechance]

Baby born to Romanian girl, 10, in Spain

 

[WVHillbilly]

Baby born to Romanian girl, 10, in Spain

I swear to God she said she was 14.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Nice...

YouTube - PokerStars New Commercial

 

[PattyR]

Baby born to Romanian girl, 10, in Spain

dam, get ready for MTV's new hit series....

10 AND PREGNANT....FFS

 

[LuckyChippy]

Nice...

YouTube - PokerStars New Commercial

OMG So awesome

 

[fx20736]

Only played two sessions today, overslept this morning and was too busy at work to sneak away at lunch. Several waking hours away from poker actually felt good.

anyway, just caught up on the 2010 wsop episodes and played another roller coaster session, (lost w/ AK to straights twice in the first few minutes then tilted off two more buy-ins before composing myself).

So for 1,415 hands played today I added another $ 6.32 to the bankroll (316 big blinds) and had a BB/ 100 of 11.17 and a BB/ hour of 51.24!!

 

[coolnout]

OOO it's turbo night on FTP. Update INC tomorrowz.

wish i could sleep normal hours then i'd get to play some pokerz. FUHHHHHH.

 

[vanquish]

my life is full of empty promises and broken dreams
i'm hoping things look up, but there ain't no job openings

 

[atlantafalcons0]

my life is full of empty promises and broken dreams
i'm hoping things look up, but there ain't no job openings

- EMINEM....

 

[vanquish]

YouTube - Jedi Mind Tricks - I Who Have Nothing

this is how i feel atm

 

[PattyR]

anytime my favorite rapper gets used ITT its a win

YouTube - Eminem- Rock Bottom

steadily growing a BR on carbon after a CC freeroll win today

 

[No Brainer]

Mmmm Beer

 

[JOEBOB69]

I would quote eminem but this thread is getting spamed enough.

 

[onemorechance]

Spammed?

 

[rhoffer21]

Had a nice little session today. It really pulled me out of the early month hole I dug myself into.

Goals for the month:
-Play at least 20k hands
-Crack into the 5nl games

 

[brank]

This guy was the reason to be at this table.

He hated folding/money LDO.


full tilt poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: $8.86
BTN: $6.07
SB: $7.15
Hero (BB): $5.96
UTG: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with Q :diamond: Q :spade:
1 fold, CO raises to $0.15, 1 fold, SB calls $0.13, Hero raises to $0.60, 1 fold, SB calls $0.45

Flop: ($1.35) 2 :spade: J :diamond: 2 :heart: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.95, SB calls $0.95

Turn: ($3.25) 5 :club: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.41 all in, SB calls $4.41

River: ($12.07) 4 :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $12.07
SB shows J :club: 3 :club: (two pair, Jacks and Twos)
Hero shows Q :diamond: Q :spade: (two pair, Queens and Twos)
Hero wins $11.27
(Rake: $0.80)

 

[WVUsellers3]

This hand tilted me a little bit.

poker stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1010761DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
CO: $2.61
BTN: $1.66
SB: $1.04
BB: $2.59
UTG: $1.24
UTG+1: $2.63
UTG+2: $0.98
MP1: $1.64
Hero (MP2): $2.00

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is MP2 with 2 ♠ 2 ♣
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.06, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.06, Hero calls $0.06, CO calls $0.06, BTN calls $0.06, 1 fold, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.37) A ♦ A ♠ 2 ♥ (6 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.20, CO folds, BTN folds, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to $0.94, MP1 folds, Hero raises to $1.94 all in, UTG+1 calls $1

Turn: ($4.25) Q ♥ (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($4.25) Q ♦ (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $4.25
UTG+1 shows A ♥ 9 ♣ (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
Hero mucks 2 ♠ 2 ♣
UTG+1 wins $4.04
(Rake: $0.21)

But this hand happened about 5-10 hands later on the same table, which eased my pain lol.

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1010766DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
UTG: $2.47
MP: $1.57
CO: $2.00
BTN: $1.55
SB: $5.44
Hero (BB): $2.11

Pre Flop: ($0.03)
Hero is BB with J ♠ J ♣
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.06, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.32, BTN calls $0.26

Flop: ($0.65) K ♥ 2 ♦ J ♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.40, BTN calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.45) 8 ♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $1.39 all in, BTN calls $0.83 all in

River: ($3.11) 6 ♥ (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $3.11
BTN shows K ♦ T ♣ (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows J ♠ J ♣ (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $2.96
(Rake: $0.15)