****Juicy, Jaunty, Jaded, Just Give Us Our Damn Money July Cash Game Thread****

[BelgoSuisse]

I thought he was French?

Please don't insult me.

 

[acky100]

Hermione Granger may look young in the films but in my mind its less illegal because she's famous.

 

[acky100]

actually she's older than me irl so its fair game.

 

[xdeucesx]

actually she's older than me irl so its fair game.

schwinggggg

 

[KerouacsDog]

Hermione Granger may look young in the films but in my mind its less illegal because she's famous.

guess it depends what HP film you're referring to?

 

[KardKlub]

Please don't insult me.

What's wrong with the French?

 

[LuckyChippy]

guess it depends what HP film you're referring to?

Ahaha this.


Emma Watson is so so fit.

 

[xdeucesx]

Ahaha this.


Emma Watson is so so fit.

fit? whats up with you British using words like fit and safe. In America, we don't beat around the bush when it comes to describing sexy women

 

[vanquish]

are u taking a piss on the british tongue??

(or however british people would say that)

 

[Jagsti]

Taking the piss to be exact

 

[LuckyChippy]

fit? whats up with you British using words like fit and safe. In America, we don't beat around the bush when it comes to describing sexy women

Lol, I dunno fit just means what it means, it isn't a euphemism or way of saying sexy or something, it just is what it is, used in much the same way as sexy. Fit isn't equal to beautiful either, although Emma is beautiful. (does =/= mean not equal to? I've seen it used by poker nerds).

As for safe, that has nothing to do with women, it's a greeting used by certain people haha.

are u taking a piss on the british tongue??

(or however british people would say that)

Hahahahaha

 

[KerouacsDog]

Ahaha this.


Emma Watson is so so fit.

Im guessing not the first one, right?

 

[KerouacsDog]

As for fit, we always meant it in the terms, 'fit as f**k', as in I'd like to.

 

[KerouacsDog]

whilst Im here, Ive made a thread:
https://www.cardschat.com/forum/cash-games-11/2nl-10nl-micro-ring-study-group-199906/

there's a couple of reasons for this, one being that I'd like to talk micro stakes poker in a monthly thread, and some of you guys play much higher stakes than 10nl.
And secondly, I know a few people(who also frequent this thread) dont like me, so thats why i dont post much in this thread.

 

[KardKlub]

Is it safe to post in this thread with pictures of young girls in it? News international could be looking in!!

 

[xdeucesx]

As for fit, we always meant it in the terms, 'fit as f**k', as in I'd like to.

Then why not just say " i want to f**k her?

I'm all for the British language, just trying to comprehend

 

[TylerN]

agreed. US wins

 

[acky100]

Then why not just say " i want to f**k her?

I'm all for the British language, just trying to comprehend

Its exactly like us saying "she's hot" whats to comprehend lol?

And not all of us in Britain use words like "safe" just the scumbags in the south, real men live in the north of england and have no understanding of such words!

 

[xdeucesx]

Its exactly like us saying "she's hot" whats to comprehend lol?

And not all of us in Britain use words like "safe" just the scumbags in the south, real men live in the north of england and have no understanding of such words!

oh you mean jurnnnn:ridinghor

got it

 

[WVHillbilly]

English lessons ITT

 

[xdeucesx]

English lessons ITT

i might have to venture to wv university next week...I'm not sure its safe

 

[billdogg]

I guess there's still fish @25NL

Merge - $0.25 NL - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP: $26.15
CO: $21.40
Hero (BTN): $26.58
SB: $68.75
BB: $25.00
UTG: $23.21

SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero has J:heart: J:club:

UTG calls $0.25, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, fold, fold, UTG calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.05, 2 players) T:diamond: J:spade: J:diamond:
UTG bets $1.00, Hero calls $1.00

Turn: ($4.05, 2 players) 9:diamond:
UTG checks, Hero bets $2.70, UTG calls $2.70

River: ($9.45, 2 players) 5:diamond:
UTG checks, Hero bets $10.20, UTG calls $10.20

Hero shows J:heart: J:club: (Four of a Kind, Jacks) (PreFlop 81%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%)
UTG shows 4:diamond: 4:heart: (Flush, Jack High) (PreFlop 19%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $28.36

 

[benevg]

What's wrong with the French?

please tell me this is not serious?

English lessons ITT

we need them!

 

[KardKlub]

agreed. US wins

Without English you Americans would be speaking Jibba jabba. So however you re write our words or terminology we shall always be winners

 

[orangepeeleo]

does =/= mean not equal to?

I use != but I'm not sure if thats just computer nerd lingo or used in poker too