***Funking Fantastic February Cash Thread***

[orangepeeleo]

I said that too, she was all like, daddy, your job is to make money and fix computers, my job atm is to develop both mentally and physically, swimming keeps me healthy, makes my muscles stronger and makes sure i'll grow up strong and healthy, plus the conversation with the crocodiles and snakes is rivetting, so yes, I AM GOING TO ****ING WORK ACTUALLY!

 

[acky100]

Haha ^^.


Oh todays been good, finally got upgraded on DC and now everywhere i go i can watch HH reviews on my ipod etc. Havent played any hands today because mates from home are over so gonna get smashed instead, but still gonna crush the 30k hands this month! 40k atleast the next month, gone are the days of pussy 15k months.

Big thanks to vanq's post a month or two ago, i feel so ****ing motivated to get up to 100,200nl now and crush bitches!

 

[NoOneYouKnow]

PokerStars - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG: $30.89
MP: $25.35
CO: $25.86
BTN: $25.00
SB: $22.52
Hero (BB): $26.24

SB posts SB $0.10, Hero posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero has A:spade: A:club:

UTG raises to $0.50, fold, CO calls $0.50, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3.00, UTG raises to $10.00, fold, Hero calls $7.00

Flop: ($20.60, 2 players) 7:diamond: K:diamond: 2:heart:
Hero checks, UTG bets $15.00, Hero raises to $16.24 and is all-in, fold

Hero wins $48.60

 

[WVHillbilly]

When you're beat you're beat!

 

[TylerN]

he didnt think he had the right odds

 

[eNTy]

yey out of the hole

 

[PC69]

Yeah Yeah I know.. Cash thread and all that..Only point to this post is was just ****ing around.. Caught one break and said, lets try to win. I was sitting with 14k with 13 ppl left and kept battling.. Wasnt luck either. Kept getting it in good.. Hands won. It was a decent game.

 

[eNTy]

arent misclicks fun.

Hero (BTN/SB): $189.50
BB: $339.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 :diamond: J :heart:
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) T :club: T :spade: K :spade: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $183.50 all in, BB calls $183.50

Turn: ($379.00) J :diamond: (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($379.00) Q :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $379.00
Hero shows 5 :diamond: J :heart: (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
BB shows K :club: 7 :club: (two pair, Kings and Tens)
BB wins $378.50

dude was bet bet shoving into my straights, quads, etc the first 20 hands, then he won 2 coolers, then this then.... can you guess it ? yes he ran.

fun 10 minute session !

 

[xdeucesx]

arent misclicks fun.

Hero (BTN/SB): $189.50
BB: $339.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 <font color='red'>♦</font> J <font color='red'>♥</font>
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) T <font color='black'>♣</font> T <font color='black'>♠</font> K <font color='black'>♠</font> (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $183.50 all in, BB calls $183.50

Turn: ($379.00) J <font color='red'>♦</font> (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($379.00) Q <font color='red'>♥</font> (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $379.00
Hero shows 5 <font color='red'>♦</font> J <font color='red'>♥</font> (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
BB shows K <font color='black'>♣</font> 7 <font color='black'>♣</font> (two pair, Kings and Tens)
BB wins $378.50

dude was bet bet shoving into my straights, quads, etc the first 20 hands, then he won 2 coolers, then this then.... can you guess it ? yes he ran.

fun 10 minute session !

That has to be the most infuriating thing, them leaving that is

 

[eNTy]

yeah. i dont even care about the 0-400-0 or the 180 misclick, yet him leaving makes me rage lol

 

[wrung24]

In a bit late for this month.

Last month played 11.5k hands which is my biggest month by far, but was down about 14BI which is my worst month by far. Good thing I won about 60$ in a random tournie I played to "cool down" after a session.

February, 10k hands, and hopefully a profit.

 

[JOEBOB69]

Work 4hrs. today little pay.
$30 rental trailer from uhaul
~1.5 hous loading scrap metal at $13 a100lb's
+6,000lb's $850 = starting to like my old job more

 

[PC69]

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/a-g...s-42/6k-gtd-carbon-3-11-a-206503/#post1852305

 

[eNTy]

river of justice

Hero (BTN/SB): $403.78
BB: $328.86

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 :heart: 9 :heart:
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) 9 :diamond: 5 :club: K :diamond: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $18, Hero raises to $56, BB calls $38

Turn: ($124.00) T :spade: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $341.78 all in, BB calls $266.86 all in

River: ($657.72) 9 :club: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $657.72
Hero shows 5 :heart: 9 :heart: (a full house, Nines full of Fives)
BB shows K :heart: T :club: (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero wins $657.22

 

[PC69]

That river made me want to scream "Suck me off BEAUTIFUL". Is that weird?

 

[eNTy]

that same ****er from yesterday hit n ran me for 600 again today
bout to give up on this -1.2k session

 

[orangepeeleo]

that same ****er from yesterday hit n ran me for 600 again today
bout to give up on this -1.2k session

This would drive me batshit crazy, with all the bumhunting and games not running, plus fish hitting n running, whats the point in playing HU?

I mean its cool that you got to sit with the same fish again, but surely this is rare given how many people you see sitting out until x person joins?? The chances of him sitting you are low right?

 

[eNTy]

obv he searched me out. he was a reg fish and sat me on 2 tables the second time only to run when he was up a few bi.

 

[acky100]

Is there a way to review sessions like you see coaches do when they review students on videos, with hud stats in the background for everyone? Sounds like a pain in the arse reviewing full sessions without all the stats for everyone like you had when you were playing the session?

 

[acky100]

nevermind im an idiot, there is a show hud button on pt3.

 

[Cafeman]

im an idiot

So good, I'm quoting it twice!

 

[NoOneYouKnow]

Hey Tyler, what's up with the Skype group? I am a technological newbie so could be issues at my end...

 

[TylerN]

how often are you on skype? cause we are friends on there but you arent ever online whenever im online (which is a lot)

 

[NoOneYouKnow]

Aussie time vs US time would be the issue I guess, I will just keep on checking in whenever I am online (which is a lot).

 

[eNTy]

today was swongy.

comeback baby