*** Diamantiferous December Cash Chat Thread***

[vanquish]

OMG I RUN SO BAD I CLICKED ON A STARS TABLE AND TRIED TO SIT AT IT BUT WHEN I WENT TO CLICK ON THE EMPTY SEAT IT SAID RESERVED AND THEN A LIL POP UP CAME UP AND SAID "THIS SEAT IS OCCUPIED" OMFG SOMEONE KILL ME

 

[LuckyChippy]

Don't you hate it when you think you've clicked the thing to raise your bet size and you haven't and you min-bet.

Also, favourite hand of my night so far:

full tilt poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1059697
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $3.82
BB: $4.61
UTG: $2.88
Hero (MP): $2.02
CO: $0.82
BTN: $4.29

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is MP with J :club: K :spade:
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.08, CO raises to $0.14, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.45, CO raises to $0.76, Hero calls $0.31

Flop: ($1.55) Q :club: 4 :heart: Q :spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $0.02, CO raises to $0.04, Hero raises to $0.06, CO calls $0.02 all in

Turn: ($1.67) A :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($1.67) J :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $1.67
Hero shows J :club: K :spade: (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
CO shows 4 :spade: K :club: (two pair, Queens and Fours)
Hero wins $1.56
(Rake: $0.11)

 

[LuckyChippy]

So what's the higest level anyone has got on Black Ops Zombies?

 

[LuckyChippy]

I totes just got super-used and had my hand folded for me *

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1059752
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $0.50
SB: $4.14
BB: $5.13
Hero (UTG): $2.03
CO: $1.97

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with A ♥ A ♦
Hero raises to $0.08, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.08, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.19) T ♦ J ♦ K ♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.12, BTN raises to $0.28, Hero folds

Final Pot: $0.43
BTN wins $0.41
(Rake: $0.02)

* Or I accidentally clicked fold to any bet? I turbo folded before I could press anything lol.

 

[fx20736]

I totes just got super-used and had my hand folded for me *

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1059752
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $0.50
SB: $4.14
BB: $5.13
Hero (UTG): $2.03
CO: $1.97

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with A ♥ A ♦
Hero raises to $0.08, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.08, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.19) T ♦ J ♦ K ♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.12, BTN raises to $0.28, Hero folds

Final Pot: $0.43
BTN wins $0.41
(Rake: $0.02)

* Or I accidentally clicked fold to any bet? I turbo folded before I could press anything lol.

I've accidentally folded AA & KK once each. I also folded a set by mistake on the flop. I also shoved all in by mistake instead of folding with T4o which wiped out my profit for that session. Sometimes when I go to raise the next table pops up and I raise the wrong hand on the wrong table.

it happens

 

[JOEBOB69]

Quick ? I know its been asked on here before because i remember seeing the ? asked,but i do not recall the answer well because i never played rush before.Is it normal to see a lot of player with 700+ bb second part an if so why?

 

[PattyR]

So what's the higest level anyone has got on Black Ops Zombies?

i got to level 30.

we could have gotten further..but decided to call it quits as we were all bored and tired as shit. took over 4 hours man

 

[LuckyChippy]

i got to level 30.

we could have gotten further..but decided to call it quits as we were all bored and tired as shit. took over 4 hours man

Yeah going deep takes time more than anything else. 24 with a team and I think 28 solo is my highest. On both occasions I got into the crappy situation where you run out of ammo and money and you're basically useless to your team or dead in solo haha.

 

[Jagsti]

Quick ? I know its been asked on here before because i remember seeing the ? asked,but i do not recall the answer well because i never played rush before.Is it normal to see a lot of player with 700+ bb second part an if so why?

There are a couple of reasons this may happen. A fish could be on a hot streak and doesn't realise the implication of being so deep, while on the other hand a good player will be this deep because he's hoping to meet the fish who's 700bb deep but he does realise the implication of playing so deep!

 

[Boomswitch]

Can anyone confirm these numbers for me. In order to make Supernova at NL 25 I need to make 100 000 vpp. Fpp Pro has the vpp rate of NL 25 at 0.09. So 100 000/0.09 = 1111111.111. So basically I have to play just over million one hundred thousand hands in the year to make supernova. Which equals 92 500+ hands a month, or 21 300+ hands a week, or 3052 hands per day. Are these numbers correct? How many hands can I expect to be able to play at a standard full ring table? 60 hands per hour? 70?

 

[fx20736]

Can anyone confirm these numbers for me. In order to make Supernova at NL 25 I need to make 100 000 vpp. Fpp Pro has the vpp rate of NL 25 at 0.09. So 100 000/0.09 = 1111111.111. So basically I have to play just over million one hundred thousand hands in the year to make supernova. Which equals 92 500+ hands a month, or 21 300+ hands a week, or 3052 hands per day. Are these numbers correct? How many hands can I expect to be able to play at a standard full ring table? 60 hands per hour? 70?

65-70 is about right. When I play 12 tables I get 800 hands/ hr in.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Sounds about right if you never move up over a million hands!

 

[brank]

Flopped a Royal Flush today, first time for me. Its hard to know how to play the absolute nuts cause it never happens. I was very excited but I think I got max value.... helps that the guy was a total idiot.


Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BB: $5.82
UTG: $5.13
MP: $5.00
Hero (CO): $5.05
BTN: $5.05
SB: $14.90

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with T :heart: J :heart:
UTG calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 3 folds, UTG calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.47) Q :heart: K :heart: A :heart: (2 players)
UTG bets $0.15, Hero calls $0.15

Turn: ($0.77) J :diamond: (2 players)
UTG bets $0.77, Hero raises to $2, UTG calls $1.23

River: ($4.77) 8 :heart: (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.30, UTG calls $1.30

Final Pot: $7.37

Spoiler

UTG mucks 3 :heart: 3 :diamond:
Hero shows T :heart: J :heart: (a Royal Flush)
Hero wins $6.88
(Rake: $0.49)

In other news, my shot at nl10 didnt go very well. Lost 7 BI. Didnt have one winning session. I dont think I played all that badly and got in a lot of second best hand scenarios so I think Ill give it one more 2 BI shot and if that doesnt work Ill drop down and regroup.

 

[coolnout]

2nd failed rush week for me. I guess I am just really awful at Rush Poker. If I'm lucky I'll only be stuck a few buy-ins after the bonus and rakeback.
It's too bad I could play rush every day. Just don't feel like bleeding money away tho.

 

[coolnout]

FTP update tomorrow. I am intrigued: "It's turbo night! Tomorrow's update has a little something for everyone."

 

[PattyR]

yea i just lost about 7 BI on rush poker...son of a bitch.

all part of the grind i guess...some reallll sick beats tho

 

[WVHillbilly]

5NL Rush Poker the past 6 days

sooo close to being up 20BI!!! i can taste it

also...i get $22 of rakeback coming on Tuesday ANNNND the $50 bonus from FTP for rush week....ship it bitch


:santaclau:santaclau:santaclau:santaclau:santaclau:santaclau

yea i just lost about 7 BI on rush poker...son of a bitch.

all part of the grind i guess...some reallll sick beats tho

Post beats all day long imo but you CAN'T make these two posts within 24 hours of each other!

 

[eNTy]

first 10 bi day at 100hu
holla

friday-sunday was a nice 2k weekend
<3 heaters

YouTube - "Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums

 

[vanquish]

i hate college but love gettin laid
social life swagger at night when the sun fades

 

[PattyR]

Post beats all day long imo but you CAN'T make these two posts within 24 hours of each other!

LOL man i dunno wtf happened...just lost 13 BI!!!! lolzzzzz some part due to tilt...but forreal some sick beats....im gonna post a whole page of bad beats just b/c i want to.

fwiw obv ftp is rigged and i call bullshit



EDIT: no way im posting all my bad beat hands...too much work n time involved lol

 

[Pascal-lf]

Been hating on poker all week but still put in volume, checked my graph to see just how bad it was, 8BI down over 8k hands and EV is evens...

Least I know I'm not just playing terribly ;D

 

[coolnout]

LOL man i dunno wtf happened...just lost 13 BI!!!! lolzzzzz some part due to tilt...but forreal some sick beats....im gonna post a whole page of bad beats just b/c i want to.

fwiw obv ftp is rigged and i call bullshit



EDIT: no way im posting all my bad beat hands...too much work n time involved lol

DUDE SRSLY RUSH IS TEH DEVIL. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

 

[kleitches]

LOL man i dunno wtf happened...just lost 13 BI!!!! lolzzzzz some part due to tilt...but forreal some sick beats....im gonna post a whole page of bad beats just b/c i want to.

fwiw obv ftp is rigged and i call bullshit



EDIT: no way im posting all my bad beat hands...too much work n time involved lol

You lost 13 BIs since you posted that nice graph? Rush is sick indeed...

 

[PattyR]

You lost 13 BIs since you posted that nice graph? Rush is sick indeed...

no now i lost all 18 of them!!!!


lolzzz Epic graph ITT

 

[kleitches]

Oh god. Guess it's time to re-deposit?