***Mr. Awesome's Noble November Cash Thread

[Cafeman]

What's wrong with being sexy?

 

[Marginal]

Nothing, as long as you know it.

 

[TylerN]

im sexy and i know it

Spoiler

 

[WVHillbilly]

When you post youtube vids inside of spoiler tags you need to put a space between the tag and the youtube link or it won't embed the video.

 

[buzzmania]

just what i needed to start the day. kmao

 

[Jurn8]

You pay her for anything else?

shes butters, she would have to pay me

 

[Marginal]

For sammiches?

 

[PC69]

Beard is still going...Last longer continues as long as Taaron hasnt shaved yet.

 

[Tammy]

When my husband asks why I have stopped doing his laundry, I'm gonna point him to this thread so he can thank you guys.

 

[Marginal]

That would not be very womanly of you.

 

[vanquish]

unless you point with your boobs

 

[Marginal]

Sometimes around midnight...

 

[WVHillbilly]

When my husband asks why I have stopped doing his laundry, I'm gonna point him to this thread so he can thank you guys.

Are you still going to bring him sammiches?

 

[Marginal]

That is like asking if the sun is hot. Of course she did.

 

[JOEBOB69]

Washing dishes,doing laundry,5 min of fun fun time,fixin supper,taking care of the youngins,back rub is all a woman is good for.

 

[vanquish]

5 minutes? Hi Ron Jeremy

 

[JOEBOB69]

5 minutes? Hi Ron Jeremy

Don't worry van in a few years you can go a extra couple min too.

 

[vanquish]

Pfft I'm trying to lower my time, more efficient

 

[LuckyChippy]

Just flipped second vs first in this stupid 10th anniversary freeroll and won. Playing along side cash tables and then always immediately regret it. Shove every hand win tournaments apparently.


poker stars Freeroll No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t25 - 10 players - View hand 1538449
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP3: t4860 M = 6.94
CO: t18244 M = 26.06
BTN: t39893 M = 56.99
SB: t2185 M = 3.12
Hero (BB): t36637 M = 52.34
UTG: t17849 M = 25.50
UTG+1: t8055 M = 11.51
UTG+2: t3980 M = 5.69
MP1: t7085 M = 10.12
MP2: t3551 M = 5.07

Pre Flop: (t700) Hero is BB with A :spade: J :heart:
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t300, 4 folds, CO calls t300, BTN calls t300, 1 fold, Hero raises to t36612 all in, 2 folds, BTN calls t36312

Flop: (t74224) 3 :spade: 2 :diamond: 8 :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t74224) 6 :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t74224) T :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t74224
BTN shows K :heart: 4 :heart: (high card King)
Hero shows A :spade: J :heart: (high card Ace)
Hero wins t74224



Still first but down a bit now, on a bad run of shoves.

 

[TylerN]

 

[vanquish]

I'm bored out of my dick atm. I think I'm gonna play WoW

 

[JOEBOB69]

I'm bored out of my dick atm. I think I'm gonna play WoW

wtf is WoW

 

[vanquish]

It's a game where you bang hookers

 

[JOEBOB69]

Cops found a dead hooker in my hotel room closet before.I told them she was there when i got there they didn't believe me

 

[TylerN]

did u see lederer in jail?