****Aprils Fools Cash Thread (aka go **** yourself)****

[WVHillbilly]

Spammer.

 

[acky100]

Is there any interest in a big volume type prop bet? Or do none of you girls grind anymore?

 

[xdeucesx]

Is there any interest in a big volume type prop bet? Or do none of you girls grind anymore?

who the **** are you?

 

[Cafeman]

Is there any interest in a big volume type prop bet? Or do none of you girls grind anymore?

Yo sister, some of us girls gotta work!

 

[WVHillbilly]

I'd be up for one in the 10s of hands. I could likely do up to say 50 if I pushed it hard.

 

[LuckyChippy]

Almost 5k too. I'm sure I got most of them in 1 year.

I'm in for 450 hands.

 

[acky100]

LOL, guess i asked in the wrong place, didn't realise this was bitch grinders chat

and cafe, dont you try and fool anyone into thinking you actually work for a living, iirc you are a kept man off your missus hard work!

 

[xdeucesx]

LOL, guess i asked in the wrong place, didn't realise this was bitch grinders chat

and cafe, dont you try and fool anyone into thinking you actually work for a living, iirc you are a kept man off your missus hard work!

well this is the bitch grinder chat now that your here

+

You'd only wager what...like 5$? 10% of one buy in since your a nit and probably use BRM for prop bets too

 

[hackmeplz]

What casino or poker room? Or traveling between private/underground games?

Mostly MD live

Innnnn, found firefly on netflicks,

gg next few days

It's a great show, such a travesty that it was cancelled so early

firefly confirmed awesome. There's the movie Serenity that's solid but yeah one season+that = not enough

 

[Mr Sandbag]

Fish quote: He asks a waitress "Can I get a black coffee - no sugar, no cream?"

 

[hackmeplz]

plz explain to non coffee drinkers

 

[Mr Sandbag]

Are you serious?

 

[DunningKruger]

Fish quote: He asks a waitress "Can I get a black coffee - no sugar, no cream?"

Sorry sir, we're all out of cream. How about with no milk?

 

[Logan2]

What volume are you playing this days Acky 200k?
And still zooming?
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[acky100]

closer to 160k logan and yeah, anyone who doesn't play zoom should not be trusted, and is probably not even a real person! gl in april everyone.

 

[hackmeplz]

Wow armed robbery at the casino parking garage I've been playing live at. Happened like an hour after I left with 10kish, guess I run good. Sick part is I left an amazing shorthanded game with 2 whales because I was literally falling asleep at the table. I could have easily played an extra hour or so, kinda sick.

 

[xdeucesx]

Wow armed robbery at the casino parking garage I've been playing live at. Happened like an hour after I left with 10kish, guess I run good. Sick part is I left an amazing shorthanded game with 2 whales because I was literally falling asleep at the table. I could have easily played an extra hour or so, kinda sick.

I heard about that, word spreads fast apaz

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Fish quote: He asks a waitress "Can I get a black coffee - no sugar, no cream?"

I think I was there for that?

plz explain to non coffee drinkers

Are you serious?

This. Must be trolling, or too lazy to make an educated guess.

Sorry sir, we're all out of cream. How about with no milk?

One of my faves.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Also, in. Had a pretty absurd March (for me), where I basically tripled my bankroll. Goals are to play 40 hours live in April, win money, and play 2/5 at least one more time.

 

[Ducky7]

FINALLY BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS THREAD

in -

also bring news 9k is back

http://gyazo.com/d88b6e4f762d3df8a19e5c3146457314

 

[xdeucesx]

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/cash-games-11/bovada-grind-time-239964/

give my roommate's thread some love plz

 

[xdeucesx]

where you at 9k

 

[Ducky7]

ok so in b4 hate of BBS

we go play live sb w/TT few limpers we bomb go 3 way

Flop K99cc we bet BB calls - calls quick (ie FD not a 9, unlikely K)

x/c 5 turn
x/jam Tc river - he has straight flush meh

They tell me to wait coz i get a percentage of the jackpot so i stand around like a dickhead for 5 mins waiting thinking meh ill just go gamble it

* 5 mins later* get handed £2.61 ($4-5) for you US tards - i walk away like -.-

 

[WVHillbilly]

lol

 

[Ducky7]

also WVH - prepare for hi im 9k #73462