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Painful to read. But solid. Best part is people not getting that it's a joke and then once someone explains it to them, immediately pretending they understood all along.
 
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it's obv WVH's 2nd account
 
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Painful to read. But solid. Best part is people not getting that it's a joke and then once someone explains it to them, immediately pretending they understood all along.


lol I thought it was serious at first. DONT MAKE FUN OF ME ;)
 
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All good. At least you didn't want to bumhunt OP the way ducky did!!
 
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As far as level topics go I always had an appreciation for this thread here. Beautifully executed, in fact I was meaning to do more or less the same thing on CC but yeah laziness. The topic contains a few links to some of joyofpoker's threads including the class 5 starting hand one Zach shared.

This one comes to mind too, although most of it will be lost on those who aren't very familiar with Doug.
 
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zyngaplayerforums, lol wow
 
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when did A+ turn into +1?
 
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That thread is classic.
 
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Dropepd 8BI live in 5 sessions - someone cheer me up or tell me off or some shit (or tell me they've had worse live swings, coz losing 8BI live makes me feel like a losing 2nl reg
 
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Dropepd 8BI live in 5 sessions - someone cheer me up or tell me off or some shit (or tell me they've had worse live swings, coz losing 8BI live makes me feel like a losing 2nl reg

Ducky losing at live, must be shit at poker.

Yeah... Doesn't feel good, does it. :D


In all seriousness though, 8 BI really isn't that much. Like it sucks because everyone's a mega fish, but 5 sessions of 10 hours each (guessing you played shorter sessions than that) is like 1,500 hands if you're lucky. So not exactly meaningful. Oh and swings are gonna be terribad when you run bad because people really do chase ungodly draws. All it takes is a few gutshots getting there to suddenly be waaaaaay in the red.
 
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thanks painful doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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Always will be. Keep truckin' :)
 
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Dropepd 8BI live in 5 sessions - someone cheer me up or tell me off or some shit (or tell me they've had worse live swings, coz losing 8BI live makes me feel like a losing 2nl reg

Bum hunt the op of the thread of the year contender
 
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So, did anything worthwhile get accomplished ITT this month?

Cliff notes please......
 
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I have no ****ing clue what my April goals were, but I'm pretty sure I destroyed them, whatever they were.

Also, in. Had a pretty absurd March (for me), where I basically tripled my bankroll. Goals are to play 40 hours live in April, win money, and play 2/5 at least one more time.

Jk, I found them, and yes, I destroyed them.

[x] Play 40 hours live: I played 66 hours.
[x] Win money: +$639 live, +$2,206 online, for +$2,845 total.
[x] Play 2/5 at least one more time: I played 3 sessions of 2/5 for about 14 hours total, losing $367 total, but given that I lost almost 2 buyins with 2nd nuts < nuts, I'm pretty darn pleased.

If you'd told me two months ago that this is how March and April were going to go, I'd've laughed in your face and walked away. :)
 
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Cricket season time weeeeeeeeeeeeeee - first game Sat
 
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Speaking of crickets, I think I hear chirping.
 
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