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if you dont get action with the best hand, you suck out with the worst


pokerstars Game #9747867206: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/05/04 - 16:46:23 (ET)
Table 'Glauke V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Shiffah ($47.25 in chips)
Seat 2: KUBirthelmer ($33.35 in chips)
Seat 3: SluggerWV ($25.95 in chips)
Seat 4: chas2148 ($28.75 in chips)
Seat 5: joosebucklol ($78.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 ($29 in chips)
Seat 7: 176432 ($18 in chips)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 ($63.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Thinktwowin ($65.40 in chips)
Mo'Pete666: posts small blind $0.25
176432: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joosebucklol [7c 8c]
IbanezSr86: calls $0.50
Thinktwowin: folds
Shiffah: folds
KUBirthelmer: raises $0.50 to $1
SluggerWV: folds
chas2148: folds
joosebucklol: raises $1.50 to $2.50
Mo'Pete666: calls $2.25
176432: calls $2
IbanezSr86: calls $2
KUBirthelmer: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [7d 6c Qd]
Mo'Pete666: checks
176432: checks
IbanezSr86: checks
KUBirthelmer: bets $2.50
joosebucklol: raises $6.50 to $9
Mo'Pete666: folds
176432: raises $6.50 to $15.50 and is all-in
IbanezSr86: folds
KUBirthelmer: calls $13
joosebucklol: calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [7d 6c Qd] [9h]
KUBirthelmer: checks
joosebucklol: bets $16
KUBirthelmer: calls $15.35 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7d 6c Qd 9h] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KUBirthelmer: shows [7s Ah] (a pair of Sevens)
joosebucklol: shows [7c 8c] (a straight, Six to Ten)
joosebucklol collected $30.60 from side pot
176432: mucks hand
joosebucklol collected $56.10 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $89.70 Main pot $56.10. Side pot $30.60. | Rake $3
Board [7d 6c Qd 9h Th]
Seat 1: Shiffah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: KUBirthelmer showed [7s Ah] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 3: SluggerWV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: chas2148 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: joosebucklol (button) showed [7c 8c] and won ($86.70) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: 176432 (big blind) mucked [Ks Kc]
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Thinktwowin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
 
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PokerStars Game #9747990424: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/05/04 - 16:55:03 (ET)
Table 'Glauke V' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: KUBirthelmer ($52.65 in chips)
Seat 3: SluggerWV ($24.70 in chips)
Seat 4: chas2148 ($27.50 in chips)
Seat 5: joosebucklol ($129.10 in chips)
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 ($53.05 in chips)
Seat 7: 176432 ($22.25 in chips)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 ($54.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Thinktwowin ($60.85 in chips)
A-10Warthog2 will be allowed to play after the button
KUBirthelmer: posts small blind $0.25
SluggerWV: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joosebucklol [Ts 6c]
chas2148: folds
joosebucklol: raises $1.50 to $2
Mo'Pete666: calls $2
176432: folds
IbanezSr86: folds
Thinktwowin: folds
KUBirthelmer: raises $1.50 to $3.50
SluggerWV: folds
joosebucklol: calls $1.50
Mo'Pete666: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [8s 6s 9c]
KUBirthelmer: bets $6
joosebucklol: calls $6
Mo'Pete666: folds
*** TURN *** [8s 6s 9c] [6d]
KUBirthelmer: bets $8
joosebucklol: raises $8 to $16
KUBirthelmer: calls $8
*** RIVER *** [8s 6s 9c 6d] [Kh]
KUBirthelmer: checks
joosebucklol: bets $28
KUBirthelmer: calls $27.15 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joosebucklol: shows [Ts 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
KUBirthelmer: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
joosebucklol collected $106.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $109.30 | Rake $3
Board [8s 6s 9c 6d Kh]
Seat 2: KUBirthelmer (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 3: SluggerWV (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: chas2148 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: joosebucklol showed [Ts 6c] and won ($106.30) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: 176432 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Thinktwowin (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
 
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PokerStars Game #9748091567: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/05/04 - 17:02:08 (ET)
Table 'Glauke V' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: A-10Warthog2 ($49.75 in chips)
Seat 2: SURFE ($32.35 in chips)
Seat 3: SluggerWV ($17.30 in chips)
Seat 4: chas2148 ($45.65 in chips)
Seat 5: joosebucklol ($178.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 ($46.05 in chips)
Seat 7: 176432 ($28.50 in chips)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 ($48.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Thinktwowin ($57.35 in chips)
chas2148: posts small blind $0.25
joosebucklol: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joosebucklol [Ah Ks]
Mo'Pete666: folds
176432: folds
IbanezSr86: folds
Thinktwowin: folds
A-10Warthog2: folds
SURFE: calls $0.50
SluggerWV: raises $2.50 to $3
chas2148: folds
joosebucklol: raises $15 to $18
SURFE: folds
SluggerWV: calls $14.30 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qc 7c 4d]
joosebucklol said, "LETS MAKE OUT"
joosebucklol said, "LIKE HARD"
*** TURN *** [Qc 7c 4d] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 7c 4d 2h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joosebucklol: shows [Ah Ks] (high card Ace)
SluggerWV: shows [Qd As] (a pair of Queens)
SluggerWV collected $33.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $35.35 | Rake $1.75
Board [Qc 7c 4d 2h 6c]
Seat 1: A-10Warthog2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SURFE folded before Flop
Seat 3: SluggerWV (button) showed [Qd As] and won ($33.60) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: chas2148 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: joosebucklol (big blind) showed [Ah Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: 176432 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Thinktwowin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
 
joosebuck

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PokerStars Game #9748152760: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/05/04 - 17:06:25 (ET)
Table 'Glauke V' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: SURFE ($20 in chips)
Seat 3: SluggerWV ($39.30 in chips)
Seat 4: chas2148 ($45.40 in chips)
Seat 5: joosebucklol ($148.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 7: 176432 ($46.95 in chips)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 ($47.80 in chips)
Seat 9: uscredoctobe ($49.50 in chips)
uscredoctobe: posts small blind $0.25
SURFE: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joosebucklol [5d 8h]
SluggerWV: folds
chas2148: folds
joosebucklol: raises $1.50 to $2
Mo'Pete666: raises $2 to $4
176432: folds
IbanezSr86 said, "<*}}}><"
IbanezSr86: folds
uscredoctobe: folds
SURFE: folds
A-10Warthog2 has returned
joosebucklol said, "DID YOU MAKE THAT UP YOURSELF"
joosebucklol: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9h 5s]
joosebucklol: checks
Mo'Pete666: bets $5
joosebucklol: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Ks 9h 5s] [Kc]
joosebucklol: checks
Mo'Pete666: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9h 5s Kc] [5c]
joosebucklol: bets $139.40 and is all-in
Mo'Pete666: calls $40.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joosebucklol: shows [5d 8h] (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
Mo'Pete666: mucks hand
joosebucklol collected $96.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $99.75 | Rake $3
Board [Ks 9h 5s Kc 5c]
Seat 2: SURFE (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: SluggerWV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: chas2148 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: joosebucklol showed [5d 8h] and won ($96.75) with a full house, Fives full of Kings
Seat 6: Mo'Pete666 mucked [Ac As]
Seat 7: 176432 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: uscredoctobe (small blind) folded before Flop
 
ChuckTs

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lol...aww i miss playing like a lagamaniac...
 
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Omg, the second one is crazy (or is the first crazier?). Although you sucked out, the AA guy kind of looked for it.
 
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PokerStars Game #9748321636: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/05/04 - 17:18:13 (ET)
Table 'Glauke V' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: A-10Warthog2 ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 2: SURFE ($41.90 in chips)
Seat 3: SluggerWV ($37.55 in chips)
Seat 4: chas2148 ($48.25 in chips)
Seat 5: joosebucklol ($197.05 in chips)
Seat 6: 420ffsuit ($48.25 in chips)
Seat 7: 176432 ($50.55 in chips)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 ($39.05 in chips)
Seat 9: uscredoctobe ($53.95 in chips)
uscredoctobe: posts small blind $0.25
A-10Warthog2: posts big blind $0.50
176432: posts small & big blinds $0.75
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joosebucklol [8c Jh]
SURFE: calls $0.50
SluggerWV: folds
chas2148: folds
joosebucklol said, "hi daksy"
joosebucklol said, "wacksy"
joosebucklol: raises $1.50 to $2
joosebucklol said, "shhhhh"
420ffsuit: folds
176432: folds
IbanezSr86: calls $2
uscredoctobe: folds
A-10Warthog2: folds
SURFE: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ac 9c]
SURFE: checks
joosebucklol said, "dude"
joosebucklol said, "wow"
joosebucklol said, "lol"
joosebucklol: bets $6
IbanezSr86: calls $6
SURFE: folds
*** TURN *** [Ts Ac 9c] [7s]
joosebucklol said, "iban"
joosebucklol said, "seriously"
joosebucklol said, "fold"
joosebucklol: bets $31
IbanezSr86 said, "ok"
IbanezSr86: raises $0.05 to $31.05 and is all-in
joosebucklol said, "KLOL"
joosebucklol said, "HES GONNA FOLD"
joosebucklol: calls $0.05
*** RIVER *** [Ts Ac 9c 7s] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joosebucklol: shows [8c Jh] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
IbanezSr86: shows [7c 6c] (a flush, Ace high)
IbanezSr86 collected $78.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $81.60 | Rake $3
Board [Ts Ac 9c 7s Jc]
Seat 1: A-10Warthog2 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SURFE folded on the Flop
Seat 3: SluggerWV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: chas2148 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: joosebucklol showed [8c Jh] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: 420ffsuit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: 176432 folded before Flop
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 (button) showed [7c 6c] and won ($78.60) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: uscredoctobe (small blind) folded before Flop
 
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PokerStars Game #9748383747: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/05/04 - 17:22:32 (ET)
Table 'Glauke V' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: A-10Warthog2 ($68.40 in chips)
Seat 2: SURFE ($52.70 in chips)
Seat 3: SluggerWV ($36.80 in chips)
Seat 4: chas2148 ($47 in chips)
Seat 5: joosebucklol ($147.50 in chips)
Seat 6: 420ffsuit ($48.25 in chips)
Seat 7: 176432 ($49.80 in chips)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 9: uscredoctobe ($53.70 in chips)
joosebucklol: posts small blind $0.25
420ffsuit: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joosebucklol [Ad 3d]
IbanezSr86 said, "l0ol"
176432: folds
IbanezSr86 said, "now thats just funny"
IbanezSr86: calls $0.50
joosebucklol said, "KEEP LIMPING"
uscredoctobe: folds
joosebucklol said, "I WILL EAT YOU"
A-10Warthog2: calls $0.50
SURFE: calls $0.50
SluggerWV: folds
chas2148: folds
joosebucklol: raises $4.50 to $5
IbanezSr86 said, "i did it on purpose you idiot"
420ffsuit: calls $4.50
IbanezSr86 said, "the loose cannon just got lucky"
IbanezSr86: calls $4.50
A-10Warthog2: calls $4.50
SURFE: calls $4.50
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6d Qc]
joosebucklol: bets $13
420ffsuit: folds
IbanezSr86: folds
A-10Warthog2: folds
SURFE: calls $13
*** TURN *** [Ac 6d Qc] [3h]
joosebucklol: bets $35
SURFE: calls $34.70 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6d Qc 3h] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joosebucklol: shows [Ad 3d] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
joosebucklol said, "YUM YUM SURFER GOAT"
SURFE: mucks hand
joosebucklol collected $117.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $120.40 | Rake $3
Board [Ac 6d Qc 3h 2s]
Seat 1: A-10Warthog2 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: SURFE mucked [Qs 9h]
Seat 3: SluggerWV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: chas2148 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: joosebucklol (small blind) showed [Ad 3d] and won ($117.40) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 6: 420ffsuit (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: 176432 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IbanezSr86 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: uscredoctobe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
 
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You are so mean lol.
 
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Dude, you are sick. Cracking AA twice. Further proof that poker stars is rigged. BTW, this post is rigged, too... but not the thread. Not this time.
 
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i knew they had aa both times too. people are very predictable. the thing about LAG is that if you dont win hands like that you are 100% sure to get action after it because of that. i didnt mind possibly losing that pot, because of the general shit talk and image-tarnishing that would happen after.
 
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Well, that's what he gets for not re-popping sufficiently.
 
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what's funny is that when i was ahead the whole hand in the AKvsAQ and straightvsflushdraw+pair hands i ended up losing, but all the others i got tons of implied odds after i made the best hand i won
 
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IbanezSr86 said, "l0ol"
IbanezSr86 said, "now thats just funny"
joosebucklol said, "KEEP LIMPING"
joosebucklol said, "I WILL EAT YOU"
joosebucklol: shows [Ad 3d] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
joosebucklol said, "YUM YUM SURFER GOAT"

LOL

ahhh...
 
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lol at the min-reraises too. People don't know how to play vs LAGs ...
 
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i posted the whole session in a different part of the forum. some of the shit i say is comedy gold
 
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*** TURN *** [2d Qs 6s] [2c]
IbanezSr86 said, "take my chips and shut your mouth tough guy"
SURFE: bets $0.50
chas2148: calls $0.50
*** RIVER *** [2d Qs 6s 2c] [5h]
SURFE: bets $1.50
chas2148: folds
SURFE collected $5.95 from pot
joosebucklol said, "I ONLY SHUT MY MOUTH WHEN IM ABOUT TO KISS YOUR DAD"


man i crack myself up
 
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joosebucklol said, "what are you thinking"
joosebucklol said, "this is like jurassic park"
joosebucklol said, "and im the T rex"

lol
 
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joosebucklol said, "im gonna spit you both at jeff goldblum"
 
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golden...that was a good 20 mins of laughs
 
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